College Game Art Wizard

A magical lesbian studying game developement. Hmu to talk about the Great Fairy War

[the--evil-lesbian]

in the mood to assemble an absolutely TRASH fit

[the--evil-lesbian]

9 am classes hate to see me coming

[the--evil-lesbian]

Archangel - bust sculpture

Quick sculpt i did for practice! Doing a lot of faces right now.

Made in Zbrush

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[the--evil-lesbian]

Clock lady 🕰

Another asset from my current game project!

[the--evil-lesbian]

Some concept art from a current game project. Grandma character based on a candle :)

[the--evil-lesbian]

Just finished this pfp commission! I gotta share more art.

This person wanted a portrait in their swiftie cardigan :) final price was $30

[the--evil-lesbian]

Every time I feed the dog i immediately dive onto my hands and knees and begin wolfing down whatever he fails to protect. This both solidifies our power dynamic and reduces the amount I spend on takeout.

[the--evil-lesbian]

Wriggling and writhing my wet wet body out of the sopping, hot tshirt i wore into the shower like im emerging from the womb. I finally get ahold of it and it makes the loudest, most grotesque slurping noise like saturn devouring his son as i schlopp it off over my head, a pheonix

[the--evil-lesbian]

Picture, if you will. A six year old. Bawling. Sobbing and pleading on their knees at your feet as if before the hand of god. "PLEASE PLEASE TELL HER I DIDNT CHEW THE MARKERS. TELL HER I DINT. I DINT CHEW THE MARKERS!!!" Her face is red with rage as tears bucket down her face. But her mouth? Her mouth is green. Her teeth are green. Her hands are green. This liar will not see the kingdom of heaven

[the--evil-lesbian]

Game designers looooove to tell the artists "look at the asset list. Its aaaall on the asset list" and then roll up to the interdisciplinary meeting like "so to save on coding time we'll just do a cutscene" OH WE'LL JUST DO A CUTSCENE? IS THAT WHAT WE'LL DO? GONNA PULL A CUTSCENE OUT OF YOUR TIGHT LITTLE PROGRAMMER ASS?

[the--evil-lesbian]

Sat on my fucking sandwich.

There comes a point in your life when you realize you're running out of new experiences to have, the thrill of approaching "firsts" fading like farmhouses on a country road, opening you to an expanse of lonely, unbroken highway devoid of wonder. But we must remember that even on the most desolate road, nature builds her gallery. Today i accidentally sat on my chick filet sandwich, and the sensation of a still-hot, untainted sandwich under my ass was a completely new feeling. It was like opening a window, after breathing the same stale air for days. Opening the window and breathing in the scent of young spring, then as the freshness of the open sky washes over you, settling comfortably into an old, wooden rocking chair to find the warm, formless lump of a chicken sandwich under your thigh, ketchup seeping through the denim. Its moments like this that you understand life's greatest gift to us is not free will, but naivety. The bliss of never knowing what is to come, the thrill of adventure around every corner. We need not seek novelty, as it will find us. Our only task is to stand up, jeans freshly ketchup stained, and make a brand new choice for ourselves: to eat the sandwich mother nature has placed beneath your buttcheeks, or push back your plate at the dinner table of Lady Life and demand another.

[the--evil-lesbian]

People depict gay/lesbian friendships as like, being grossed out by the idea of touching eachother, but every gay/lesbian friendship ive ever seen was like borderline heterosexual. A gay friend kissed me today. He calls me mama

[the--evil-lesbian]

I need tumblr to help me with a philisophical dilemma here. I want you all to really ponder. Say there is a great ruler. Say this ruler really loves them spicy microwave noodle bowls, but they give him actually mind blowing diarrhea. Is continuing to purchase said noodles an act of self love or self loathing, and should his willingness to continue consuming them be considered a fortitude or surrender?

[l0v3sickl0s3r]

is this situation related to you

[the--evil-lesbian]

No its about a great ruler

[the--evil-lesbian]

History repeats itself

[the--evil-lesbian]

Sat on my fucking sandwich.

There comes a point in your life when you realize you're running out of new experiences to have, the thrill of approaching "firsts" fading like farmhouses on a country road, opening you to an expanse of lonely, unbroken highway devoid of wonder. But we must remember that even on the most desolate road, nature builds her gallery. Today i accidentally sat on my chick filet sandwich, and the sensation of a still-hot, untainted sandwich under my ass was a completely new feeling. It was like opening a window, after breathing the same stale air for days. Opening the window and breathing in the scent of young spring, then as the freshness of the open sky washes over you, settling comfortably into an old, wooden rocking chair to find the warm, formless lump of a chicken sandwich under your thigh, ketchup seeping through the denim. Its moments like this that you understand life's greatest gift to us is not free will, but naivety. The bliss of never knowing what is to come, the thrill of adventure around every corner. We need not seek novelty, as it will find us. Our only task is to stand up, jeans freshly ketchup stained, and make a brand new choice for ourselves: to eat the sandwich mother nature has placed beneath your buttcheeks, or push back your plate at the dinner table of Lady Life and demand another.

[the--evil-lesbian]

Kids these days do too much "locking in" and not enough "locking their stepdad out of the house."

[the--evil-lesbian]

Sometimes when i take my pills i dump them onto the counter and pretend im a struggling male divorcee in a lifetime movie

[the--evil-lesbian]

Aged Face - 3d Model

This is by far my favorite facial sculpt I've done so far, I'm super happy with her and I think she came out just so beautiful. sorry for all the anatomy posts but thats mooost of what i've been up to lately!

made in Zbrush