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[the-0wl1]

I fucking hate Christianity.

don’t get me wrong. I feel like everyone should be able to believe what they believe in. But that’s the problem. Christians don’t do that. They raided and destroyed everything that wasn’t Christian in Greece. The only reason why a temple of Hephaestus exists still is because it got converted to a church. The only reason why the Pantheon is the way it is is because Christian kept it as a church. They kill people who didn’t believe in God. Before you say “oh. That’s in the past. They don’t do that anymore.” They do. LBGTQ+ people are being killed because Christans don’t thing it’s normal to love. Witches (normal women who just got on the wrong side of the rich) were burned at the stake. Jews were killed under Cristian rule. Christians deny science because it wasn’t stated in a book that outdated the US. They think that anything remotely weird is a sign that Jesus is coming or that God is punishing humanity. It is annoying. It’s even more annoying when you go to Rome to learn more about the Roman gods and the mean thing got converted to a Christianity Church and all the statues are about Baby Fucking Jesus! It’s annoying when you have seen one big church and you mom wants to see more. It’s annoying when you don’t even believe in it and your mom makes you do Lent and Christmas Mass or else your phone gets taken away. At this point, I don’t care if people will hate me because of this fucking rant. I will gladly fight you in the comments or just fucking block me. I don’t care. I just feel like I can’t ever say this things in real life without getting a lot of hate and hopefully that same hate isn’t on Tumblr.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[blubird513]

OKAY!

I am in desperate need of luck, my insta got hacked and I am in “superstitious mode” rn while trying everything to get it back. SO!!

MAGIC BAGEL!!!

BLESS MEEEE!!!

Please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[artpepkin]

Mannnn I really need this job, dont let me down tumblr good luck bagel

Edit: I GOT THE JOB 30 MINS LATER SKXBBD

[lilicmoonlight]

Fuck it might as well

[hypotheticallya1e]

kinda need this chat

[the-0wl1]

bagel power

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[scramblestew]

Ultimate Shadow Milk seems to have lost his way in the time space continuum..! And he’s all alone… poor thing. Won’t someone help him find his way?

ShadowVanilla like meter!!! Who cheered! Can you tell who all the pairings are? No one’s ever going to guess the mystery one… :)

I already have the first 2 tiers sketched out, but yall gotta lock in if you want to see them-! I really really cooked with this one guys :}

ALSO! Applications to Tales From the Spire are closing a week from today! Please be sure to apply before the deadline if you want to be considered for the project! Thank you to everyone who’s applied thus far! Your support means the world to me! Check it out over at @shamifountzine !

[the-0wl1]

Only Aux Percussion will understand

[the-0wl1]

Don’t give me “they died together in battle” trope…

Give me a story about how two lovers are in battle. One of them dies and the other one is so full of grief that they go batshit crazy, killing the other side within minutes. Then after everything is done and the battle is over with, then they walk over to their lover and die next to them.

Please, do not give me. “My GF died and as I am holding her in my arms, an arrow hits my chest.” Give me. “My GF dies. I stand looking at her body before looking at the man who caused her death, the cause that stopped her heart. I raise my sword and attack. Next thing I remember, the man was dead and I had too many wounds to heal. I smiled softly before laying down next to my GF, gently holding her hand as I joined her in death.”

[sanfezu]

[the-silliest-vanilly]

Reblog this to send little nilla on an adventure around tumblr

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[the-0wl1]

people who are homophobic have no life. Why are you hating people for liking people? If someone got mad at you (dad I’m talking to) for being married to your wife, you would get mad at them. Yo get mad at a guy for having a husband, and when they get mad at you, you act like you’re the hero. I don’t know if that’s you but that’s my experience with homophobia. If your homophobic, fuck you.

[archive-of-earthbread]

idk what this is

"aha! there you are" I tugged on my friend's sleeve.

"you found me!" they exclaimed.

"can we play again?" i asked.

"of course." they replied. "but we can't play for too much longer."

"... Why not?" i hesitated. I did not like when they gave me a serious look.

Their tone was lower now. Almost sad, though their face showed nothing. "You should know this. I told it to you when we first met."

"I... I remember."

"do you?" they tilted their head, chlorine stained hair falling from their shoulders.

"i told you. You cannot get attached to me. You have such a kind heart, but there are many you simply cannot love."

"why am i not allowed to love you?" i asked.

"rules." they responded.

"this world is mean about rules. Every part of me wants to love you, so much of me knows it has loved you..." tears form in my eyes.

"Just as i have loved you." they told me softly, holding my face in their hands. "but this world says it can no longer be so. And not even we can stop this world."

I gently put my forehead to theirs as the tears roll down my cheeks.

"My breeze... My sweet breeze..." I heard myself whisper.

"My flame..." they whispered back.

Two sobs fell from my mouth.

My heart had been torn out, my emotions shattered into tiny, bloody pieces of myself.

Drenched in the blood that was my thoughts. Motionless from the pain that is my feelings.

Had it been wrong of me to love them?

No.

And I will stay their flame forever.

I will burn the world and all its rules.

This pathetic place will not be where we are torn apart.

I love you, my breeze.

I always have and I always will.

[thecoralconstellation]

fine then take it

[the-0wl1]

this reminds me of Firewind…don’t know why…

[archive-of-earthbread]

idk what this is

"aha! there you are" I tugged on my friend's sleeve.

"you found me!" they exclaimed.

"can we play again?" i asked.

"of course." they replied. "but we can't play for too much longer."

"... Why not?" i hesitated. I did not like when they gave me a serious look.

Their tone was lower now. Almost sad, though their face showed nothing. "You should know this. I told it to you when we first met."

"I... I remember."

"do you?" they tilted their head, chlorine stained hair falling from their shoulders.

"i told you. You cannot get attached to me. You have such a kind heart, but there are many you simply cannot love."

"why am i not allowed to love you?" i asked.

"rules." they responded.

"this world is mean about rules. Every part of me wants to love you, so much of me knows it has loved you..." tears form in my eyes.

"Just as i have loved you." they told me softly, holding my face in their hands. "but this world says it can no longer be so. And not even we can stop this world."

I gently put my forehead to theirs as the tears roll down my cheeks.

"My breeze... My sweet breeze..." I heard myself whisper.

"My flame..." they whispered back.

Two sobs fell from my mouth.

My heart had been torn out, my emotions shattered into tiny, bloody pieces of myself.

Drenched in the blood that was my thoughts. Motionless from the pain that is my feelings.

Had it been wrong of me to love them?

No.

And I will stay their flame forever.

I will burn the world and all its rules.

This pathetic place will not be where we are torn apart.

I love you, my breeze.

I always have and I always will.

[thecoralconstellation]

fine then take it

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[fiddler-sticks]

I’m queueing this for once a day. Good luck keeping your sanity mutuals 😇

[fiddler-sticks]

It’s back >:))

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT