578-0

with me in your walls you're never alone :)

[the-578-0]

I'm in the walls, just kidding not anymore.

for now

just a rp blog (this blog is a work of fiction)

made after deciding to keep up the character I made (what if one of the "rejects" gain full consciousness )

re-animator 1985

no nsfw content towards me please or i'll be in your walls

[the-578-0]

But...What...what did you write on the whiteboard..?

At first I drew some doodles of zombies on it, then some danbert, but what really got me banned was me correcting the amount of lipids in the myelin sheaths. Dan banned me for one reason while Herbert banned me for another, but nothing has been erased yet.

yeah the experiment would've worked if it was 90% lipids, but it's not!

[the-578-0]

So I've been banned from using the whiteboard in the lab >:)

[neosporinwound]

A few months ago, @9sealsinaballgown gave me the idea to draw The Experiments in nurse outfits

From left to right:

Evelyn: @squ3akerp33ker / @3velyn-c-w

Jane Doe: @9sealsinaballgown / @janedoereanimated

Gloria (+ Rufus)

Adam: me / @at1986

578-0: @cheese-wiz-for-bones / @the-578-0

Inspiration:

[the-578-0]

what other doctors could you possibly be speaking to???

My boyfriend has a shrink and he wanted me to speak with them his last appointment.

[dr-danny-cain]

Ralph has been sold to the circus. I know how much you wanted him for a snack, but that would've gone bad.

🥺

You hate me.

[the-578-0]

I did it to keep you safe :( eating him would've been the equivalent of taking bath salts!

Can I find you a groundhog instead?

[dr-danny-cain]

I'm sorry for flashing the sad dog eyes at you, I know you just wanted to protect me.

I dont think we have groundhogs in this area.

[the-578-0]

*grabbing a shovel

Well, we're about to find out. :)

[dr-danny-cain]

Ralph has been sold to the circus. I know how much you wanted him for a snack, but that would've gone bad.

🥺

You hate me.

[the-578-0]

I did it to keep you safe :( eating him would've been the equivalent of taking bath salts!

Can I find you a groundhog instead?

[the-578-0]

According to doc my whimsy is a "disorder".

I will be searching for a second opinion soon.

[dr-danny-cain]

Dan, for the well being of everyone, the ferret must be re-homed without father's knowledge.

* half-asleep sounds

....wha??

[the-578-0]

A living ferret high off of re-agent, mauled me and your son. he was found living in the walls, I assume a domesticated ferret was brought into the home but I will remove him myself.

[dr-danny-cain]

...I could eat it 👀

[the-578-0]

Ralph has consumed vast quantities of re-agent that have given him the strength and aggression of a freshly reanimated subject. His bites deliver a small dose of re-agent to the person he bites. Would it be safe for you to eat him?

[dr-danny-cain]

Dan, for the well being of everyone, the ferret must be re-homed without father's knowledge.

* half-asleep sounds

....wha??

[the-578-0]

A living ferret high off of re-agent, mauled me and your son. he was found living in the walls, I assume a domesticated ferret was brought into the home but I will remove him myself.

[reani-my-heart]

please, a morsel to spare, a crumb even. also your shoes are untied.

I'm not so foolish to believe that. Look elsewhere. I'm busy.

[the-578-0]

I'd never joke about lab safety, you should really tie your shoes. And about that morsel, do I have to eat my other eye? I'm starving. :(

[reani-my-heart]

Im not going to stop you.

[the-578-0]

but your shoelaces will stop you. :3

*stomach growls

:(

[reani-my-heart]

Herbert can only stare at you perplexed for a short pause as he stands with his arms crossed. A pair of gaudy Crocs on his feet this entire time. "Did someone lose you?"

[the-578-0]

I mean, I did die. so probably. :3

[reani-my-heart]

please, a morsel to spare, a crumb even. also your shoes are untied.

I'm not so foolish to believe that. Look elsewhere. I'm busy.

[the-578-0]

I'd never joke about lab safety, you should really tie your shoes. And about that morsel, do I have to eat my other eye? I'm starving. :(

[reani-my-heart]

Im not going to stop you.

[the-578-0]

but your shoelaces will stop you. :3

*stomach growls

:(

[reani-my-heart]

please, a morsel to spare, a crumb even. also your shoes are untied.

I'm not so foolish to believe that. Look elsewhere. I'm busy.

[the-578-0]

I'd never joke about lab safety, you should really tie your shoes. And about that morsel, do I have to eat my other eye? I'm starving. :(

[the-578-0]

Was it you that put various rats and rodents in the wall to stop a leak or did I sleep walk again?

- @at1986

I've been trying to remove them for weeks! Is that why they are there? Also, did I tell you about the ferret that was in there?

[at1986]

There's a ferret too????

...

Well it certainly explains the squeaks and shrills I hear from behind my headboard.

[the-578-0]

Yeah! a mean little fella too!

*shows bandaged fingers

Tried snacking on me, I put him in the cage in the basement. Ralph is Herbert's problem now.

[at1986]

Oh dear.

...Possa's the same way sometimes. She bites my fingers from time to time. :-/

This has happened after she got re-animated.

[the-578-0]

You think Ralph has already been re-animated? that would explain how he can just launch himself at you.

[at1986]

Yeah, that could be the case, however ferrets are already lanky and slinky little creatures to begin with.

[the-578-0]

hmm... you want to bring him back out to check him out?

[at1986]

Yeah! We could check the back on his neck to see if Herbert did anything already! :-D

[the-578-0]

*puts on heavy duty gloves

ok! You can open the cage door, while I grab him.

Ready?

[at1986]

*nod

I've handled a re-animated cat before, I can handle a ferret.

[the-578-0]

ok, GO!

*snatches up a growling ferret, fighting with the strength of a large dog

oH GOd!

*still holding ferret

What do you think, Adam?

[at1986]

*carefully yet firmly takes his hands and pulls up the fur between the head and the spine. There's not a mark on the skin in sight.

...nothing here.

*gets bitten

Yeouch! :-(

[the-578-0]

ah!

*lifts ferret above their head, ferret stops squirming

You're going in air jail! >:(

oh god, how bad did he get you?! :(

[at1986]

Not too bad. Just a bit of blood.

...

Trust me, I have had so many creatures bite me so many times that I'm convinced that I'm like the average Opossum and can withstand any disease.

...

I'm still gonna clean the wound though, I'm not that thick. :-(

[the-578-0]

ok, alright then.

*bring Ralph down and holds him by the scruff of his neck, notices he has a green mouth

well looks like we found the problem, he's been hitting the serum.

[at1986]

...yep, that'll do it!

*eye twitches

...the reagent is hitting me.

[the-578-0]

*shoves ralph back in the cage

oh no! when's the last time you had re-agent!? D:

*starts looking for an IV and saline bag

Do we need to flush it out?

[the-578-0]

Was it you that put various rats and rodents in the wall to stop a leak or did I sleep walk again?

- @at1986

I've been trying to remove them for weeks! Is that why they are there? Also, did I tell you about the ferret that was in there?

[at1986]

There's a ferret too????

...

Well it certainly explains the squeaks and shrills I hear from behind my headboard.

[the-578-0]

Yeah! a mean little fella too!

*shows bandaged fingers

Tried snacking on me, I put him in the cage in the basement. Ralph is Herbert's problem now.

[at1986]

Oh dear.

...Possa's the same way sometimes. She bites my fingers from time to time. :-/

This has happened after she got re-animated.

[the-578-0]

You think Ralph has already been re-animated? that would explain how he can just launch himself at you.

[at1986]

Yeah, that could be the case, however ferrets are already lanky and slinky little creatures to begin with.

[the-578-0]

hmm... you want to bring him back out to check him out?

[at1986]

Yeah! We could check the back on his neck to see if Herbert did anything already! :-D

[the-578-0]

*puts on heavy duty gloves

ok! You can open the cage door, while I grab him.

Ready?

[at1986]

*nod

I've handled a re-animated cat before, I can handle a ferret.

[the-578-0]

ok, GO!

*snatches up a growling ferret, fighting with the strength of a large dog

oH GOd!

*still holding ferret

What do you think, Adam?

[at1986]

*carefully yet firmly takes his hands and pulls up the fur between the head and the spine. There's not a mark on the skin in sight.

...nothing here.

*gets bitten

Yeouch! :-(

[the-578-0]

ah!

*lifts ferret above their head, ferret stops squirming

You're going in air jail! >:(

oh god, how bad did he get you?! :(

[at1986]

Not too bad. Just a bit of blood.

...

Trust me, I have had so many creatures bite me so many times that I'm convinced that I'm like the average Opossum and can withstand any disease.

...

I'm still gonna clean the wound though, I'm not that thick. :-(

[the-578-0]

ok, alright then.

*bring Ralph down and holds him by the scruff of his neck, notices he has a green mouth

well looks like we found the problem, he's been hitting the serum.

[the-578-0]

Was it you that put various rats and rodents in the wall to stop a leak or did I sleep walk again?

- @at1986

I've been trying to remove them for weeks! Is that why they are there? Also, did I tell you about the ferret that was in there?

[at1986]

There's a ferret too????

...

Well it certainly explains the squeaks and shrills I hear from behind my headboard.

[the-578-0]

Yeah! a mean little fella too!

*shows bandaged fingers

Tried snacking on me, I put him in the cage in the basement. Ralph is Herbert's problem now.

[at1986]

Oh dear.

...Possa's the same way sometimes. She bites my fingers from time to time. :-/

This has happened after she got re-animated.

[the-578-0]

You think Ralph has already been re-animated? that would explain how he can just launch himself at you.

[at1986]

Yeah, that could be the case, however ferrets are already lanky and slinky little creatures to begin with.

[the-578-0]

hmm... you want to bring him back out to check him out?

[at1986]

Yeah! We could check the back on his neck to see if Herbert did anything already! :-D

[the-578-0]

*puts on heavy duty gloves

ok! You can open the cage door, while I grab him.

Ready?

[at1986]

*nod

I've handled a re-animated cat before, I can handle a ferret.

[the-578-0]

ok, GO!

*snatches up a growling ferret, fighting with the strength of a large dog

oH GOd!

*still holding ferret

What do you think, Adam?

[at1986]

*carefully yet firmly takes his hands and pulls up the fur between the head and the spine. There's not a mark on the skin in sight.

...nothing here.

*gets bitten

Yeouch! :-(

[the-578-0]

ah!

*lifts ferret above their head, ferret stops squirming

You're going in air jail! >:(

oh god, how bad did he get you?! :(

[the-578-0]

Was it you that put various rats and rodents in the wall to stop a leak or did I sleep walk again?

- @at1986

I've been trying to remove them for weeks! Is that why they are there? Also, did I tell you about the ferret that was in there?

[at1986]

There's a ferret too????

...

Well it certainly explains the squeaks and shrills I hear from behind my headboard.

[the-578-0]

Yeah! a mean little fella too!

*shows bandaged fingers

Tried snacking on me, I put him in the cage in the basement. Ralph is Herbert's problem now.

[at1986]

Oh dear.

...Possa's the same way sometimes. She bites my fingers from time to time. :-/

This has happened after she got re-animated.

[the-578-0]

You think Ralph has already been re-animated? that would explain how he can just launch himself at you.

[at1986]

Yeah, that could be the case, however ferrets are already lanky and slinky little creatures to begin with.

[the-578-0]

hmm... you want to bring him back out to check him out?

[at1986]

Yeah! We could check the back on his neck to see if Herbert did anything already! :-D

[the-578-0]

*puts on heavy duty gloves

ok! You can open the cage door, while I grab him.

Ready?

[at1986]

*nod

I've handled a re-animated cat before, I can handle a ferret.

[the-578-0]

ok, GO!

*snatches up a growling ferret, fighting with the strength of a large dog

oH GOd!

*still holding ferret

What do you think, Adam?