The Adorable Cynic

[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[pakchoys]

ghibli movies said youre gonna be really confused for 1hr 30mins but it’ll be breathtaking so you wont even be mad about it

[pakchoys]

to this day not even sure what happens at the end of howls moving castle but damn if bird howl doesnt look cool as fuck

[derogatoryemployed]

#does a movie have to make sense? #isnt it enoughto see female characters. thriving? #isnt it enough to see beautiful scenery and hear lovely music #isnt it enough to watch tears streaming down a face. huge? (via)

[nerdalmighty]

Here’s a great video essay specifically on Howl!

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Yeah I got your 'BitCoin' right here

[gablehood]

I intend for my hot girl summer to cause a religious schism in Europe.

[mas-alexander]

My hot gay summer is going to dissolve Christianity for good.

[programmerhumour]

Ah yes a red coloured error

[shittycryptids]

a worm but with breast implants

[programmerhumour]

im learning sql again.

[baroqe]

[nature-porn]

[toastbutteregg]

[5norlax]

If nobody made a sexual comment in the notes then tumblr is broken

[5norlax]

[falseknees]

The volume IS the message

[gay-hamlet]

being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them

[gaytotodile]

alright tops say it with me! 👏 dont 👏 forget 👏 to give 👏 your bottoms 👏 head 👏

[ottermatopoeia]

And eat 👏 that 👏 ass 👏 like it's 👏 groceries 👏

[monkeysaysficus]

Like tops can read

[t3sticles]

I don’t know what this says but the yellow hands are nice

[voidupdate]

diversity win! the supercomputer filling the room with a deadly neurotoxin is a lesbian

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

[wind-voice]

ACCURATE.

[eileenthedeafdog]

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen is wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.