The Space Cadet

[bey]

Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

[embrace-your-earth]

Holy fuck watch this

[judge-me-for-the-real-me-deacti]

Jesus

[weloveshortvideos]

[sepulchritude]

[thischichere-deactivated2017021]

[upworthy]

Sarah Silverman’s answer to a question about ‘political correctness’ was totally unexpected.

[textonly]

[mamrie]

I love Bernie so goddamn much.

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[jommeez]

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

[pakiistaniprincess]

[ay-parcamm]

Omg

[tricountyshit]

This is fantastic

[penny-theunicorn]

you guys are all gold

[howmanyletters]

[fishingboatproceeds]

I laughed at this picture and Henry (my 5-year-old son) wanted to know what was so funny, and so I told him that in French the umbrella said, “Poop it’s raining.” (I didn’t want to curse.)

First he said, “Daddy, poop rain would not be funny. It would not be funny if it rained poop.” This statement made me laugh, and so he only became more serious. “NO! Dad! Poop rain would smell TERRIBLE. It’s not funny! Don’t laugh!” 

Then about two minutes later he was playing with some Legos and I heard him whispering to himself, “Mierda lluvia,” which I then googled because Henry speaks a lot more Spanish than I do, and it turns out that Henry was whispering “poop rain” in Spanish to his Legos.

Thanks, tumblr.

[vezitos]

After a bit of rethinking, I decided to make a second version! I think it’s a much better image. :) Inspired by the Dear Hank and John podcast.

Can you imagine AFC Wimbledon playing their first match on Mars when a T-Rex attacks!? Sounds like a box office success to me!!

[edwardspoonhands]

Word. Thanks for the hat!

[thebestoftumbling]

kids trying dark chocolate for the first time

[2olluxndercaptor-deactivated201]

you can see the joy being sucked from them

[glorifythestars]

Lol 😂

[uwubf-deactivated20161120]

i am not ♂ or ♀

i am  ☭

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[gelbgelbgelb]

Are you kidding me, how would Lois win her Pulitzer if she worked for Buzzfeed?

[buzzfeed]

Not to be a jerk, but Mark Schoofs, our Investigations & Projects Editor, is a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist. It’s an absolute honor to work with him.

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

“Good cops”

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

I need this to be watched by the masses.

[courtneycocoa]

This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it.

[cellobeer-deactivated20200726]

Hydrogeology + Social Justice = YES

[thebestoftumbling]

cockatoo peekaboo 

[sigi0]

[fndungeonmom]

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

SOMEONE MADE THE BEAR HAPPY!!! THANK YOU!!

[walk-by-faith-always]

FINNNNALLLLLY. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

[therogue]

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS DAY OMG

[pleatedjeans]

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