Schrödinger's Catboy

the place i don't post from

[the-all-seeing-l]

Good Evening :)

[thethreemustyfears]

[soracities]

Vona Groarke, from “Six Months”

[Text ID: “Blue sky on the radio, all four car windows down. Is this what it means, then, to have friends?”]

[kod-lyoko]

[nikoco11]

cooking up somethin

[astruel]

WEIRD ROUTE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS //

some scenes from a My September post i did earlier

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[meltesh28]

Kris, just... keep walking

[the-all-seeing-l]

ok I finished the chapter 5 weird route now it's time to listen to Jordan River by Nastyona on repeat

[chubbidust]

KRIS WE'RE SO BACK

[aquastellae]

JUNE 24TH!!!

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[r0zeclawz]

people are already being so fucking annoying on this post. i know i can turn notifications off im not stupid. "you dont need apps for everything" but its helpful and more practical a lot of the time, i dont carry a notebook everywhere!! the entire point of this post is that most apps readily available on app stores are riddled with annoying shit like this that you never see on desktop apps, and it sucks especially for less tech savvy people who dont know how to install non-app store apps or how to customize notifications. why is your first reaction to someone complaining about harmful app design to blame them for using it instead of the industry for designing it in such a way. fucking idiot. i kill you now

[cryptotheism]

You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

[catgirlcourtjester]

pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

[neohumanityblog]

[correctopinionhaver]

is this real?

[weirdness-is-good]

Probably.

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[probuccalfat]

nobody gets me. not because i’m really complicated or anything but because i won’t tell anyone anything real about me