The Itsy Bitsy Spider

My name is Peter Parker. I'm 18. I love photography and doodling. I think I'd like to be a photographer for The New York Times or some bigwig paper like that. Magic Anon: None! ((Freelance RP Blog. Multi-Verses. Multi-Shipper.))

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

  [text] You’re still arguing about it, so you obviously are.

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: I am not. I am arguing about it because you are a world famous scientist who isn't presenting me any facts to whether your statement is true or not.

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

[text] Because you have a virgin air about you. You just…scream virgin.

[text] That sounded really odd actually. 

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: A screaming virgin is an oxymoron. Text: That's still not any factual evidence to whether or not I still have my virginity.

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

[text] Legally you are an adult. You are also very young.

[text] You’re probably still a virgin anyway. That would be extra awkward.

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: That is correct. Text: Wow, okay, rude. Why would you assume that I'm still a virgin?

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

  [text] It’s cradle robbing. You’re not even over twenty.

[text] I’m over double your age. That’s horrific.

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: It'd be cradle robbing if it was, like 12. I'm legally an adult. Text: Are you actually calling yourself old?

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

[text] You’re not who I was meaning to text.

[text] I feel like I’m robbing the cradle now. Gross.

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: Wow, rude. Text: I'm almost 19, that is not cradle robbing.

[yournucleardeterrent-blog]

[text] we should have sex.

[the-amazing-peter]

Text: What?

[the-amazing-peter]

...I haven't been on this account in almost a year.

[the-amazing-peter]

cries because i got the sudden urge to smut and no one wants to rp with me

[thelazydaisyspeacefullife]

Ladies and Gents, it is TMI Tuesday.

[rogerlilyrp-blog]

Rip out my character's heart in one sentence.

[iwontberobinarchive-blog]

ANYONE? PLEASE?

[ironherrerox]

(Does anyone know a site I can watch Django Unchained on without having to download it? I’ll give you my soul.)

[the-amazing-peter]

Try megashare.info! They have a lot of movies and shows online there and you dn't have to download them.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[ironandashield-deactivated20160]

Sexual Sunday ~Open~ Anyone?

[ironandashield-deactivated20160]

  "Spider brains… are you asking to join me?"

[the-amazing-peter]

[ironandashield-deactivated20160]

Sexual Sunday ~Open~ Anyone?

"I am Tony Stark… of course I am participating… anyone care to join?"

[the-amazing-peter]

"Anyone?"

[xblackwidow52x-archived]

  -flips pout- Don’t doooo that. Don’t you have costumes to be making, oh seamstress?

[the-amazing-peter]

Yes, but I'm currently at my friends house, so I can't make anything *whines and clings to*

[xblackwidow52x-archived]

  -pets- shhh. I work at a hotel. I already took a nap. :)

[the-amazing-peter]

*purrs* Good, you better have *pouts and snuggles*

[starkstxr]

{ Open }

I have a Halloween Party comin’ up. I need to be healthy for that.

[the-amazing-peter]

I'm not sick, Mr.Stark, I promise. Just a regular sneeze, I promise.

Halloween party? Cool! Can I go?