I Identify As An Asshole

[inahiddenplace]

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

[memequeen-official]

[the-baddest-fish]

No please, let the year be over

[memequeen-official]

sorry to disappoint you all but your life’s gonna change on january 1st:/

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[mythrussy-deactivated20221011]

The leader of this group of guys wearing identical “swag” jackets caught me taking a picture of them.

[mjalti]

why is my life …… like that

[bayanin]

[ps1]

Akimasa Harada

[1dietcokeinacan]

Bridge over troubled water……………….

[dagatesofheaven]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[riddle-of-revenge]

[tachikoma]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]