[apoemaday]

Security Questions (Please Choose One)

by Pamela August Russell

A) What is your mother’s maiden name?

B) What is the name of your first pet?

C) What is it with your heart that it breaks so easily?

[sailatina3]

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I've said it once and I'll say it again.

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[mewwon]

i can abuse any psychoactive substance. literally any. i could develop a clinically significant addiction to green tea if i tried

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[blorbo-posting]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[chibird]

The newest release of magic cat, episode 4! 🥳 Thanks for stopping by, as magic cat has been preparing this trick for a long time!

Chibird store | Patreon | Instagram

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[kittysneezes]

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

the world is a strange and wonderous place

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[vice330768374338]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times