The Archive

21 | he/him

[triangular-anguish]

It’s Jason Todd’s birthday!

I hope he has a blast!

[the-antlered-archivist]

“You good? You had a complete personality change overnight-“ I assure you, that’s normal and unconcerning for me.

[the-antlered-archivist]

I’m either missing some part of me that makes me human or really badly needing a nap and I think either way it reflects negatively on me

[actuallylotor]

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

[thehipsterbubble]

Don’t call me out like this

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1279

[no-one-offical]

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[the-antlered-archivist]

This SUCKS when it’s Batman. I can see 3-7 Batman shirts in a day. My heart rate can’t take random shitty Batman toys at work. Batman socks at walk mart. Batman movies at the library.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[thatmultifandomchick]

Batman characters as funny/dumb/joke headlines.

[the-antlered-archivist]

At home in my bed: I’d really like to go home now.

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[the-antlered-archivist]

No I’m not

[the-antlered-archivist]

“Your thoughts become your actions” my therapist really hopes they don’t.

[the-antlered-archivist]

Imagine thinking having a friend with mental illness is scary. Yeah, I’m sitting up with my back to you at the sleepover, I’m looking at silly blorbo posts at 4:30am and my screen is bright

[leathersys]

#oopsie

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work