I’ve Been Here Too Long

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[godisafujoshi]

[thedeepcathedral]

Are her up with that one tbh

[meownstuff]

Namco × Capcom (2005)

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[gazehaven]

zatara1024

[segamascott]

just discovered an indie artist named stevie nicks she's almost as good as gracie abrams you guys should check her out

[fckyeaahphan]

[cerebral-gemini-deactivated2024]

What women want😭

[bruzum]

[queer-as-city-folk]

is it weird to wish nudism was normalized purely because I'm curious what my friend's dicks look like?

[queer-as-city-folk]

not like in a sexual way, just because I think it's be interesting

[lastnightisatum-blur]

[queer-as-city-folk]

she gets it!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I assure you I am hard at work inventing the lesbian counterpart to those older gay men who spend all day generating+posting images of guys smoking cigarettes before being publicly executed / transformed into marlboro cyborgs I just need a little more time

SUPERVILLAIN BOSS: you have three days. three days, or it's your head on a spike.

[slumps back in my chair as he leaves, lights up a cigarette, steals a hopeful glance at one of my prototypes and my shoulders slump dejectedly when it shows no response]

[jucareba]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

50 years ago, the 3D King Kong ripoff A*P*E was unleashed on South Korean theaters. Please flip off any helicopters you see today in its honor.

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[plumslices]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[amandla]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird