The Arachnerd

"Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest" Selective Indie Peter Parker Multi-Muse / Multiverse - 616 / MCU / TAS Tracked Tag- thearachnerd Please read rules before interacting.

[the-arachnerd]

Update

As of today this blog is officially a multi-muse for the following-

Peter Parker- Sam Raimi films

Peter Parker- Marvel 616

Peter Parker- The Amazing Spider-Man films

Peter Parker- The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Peter Parker- 2018 Playstation

Updates to guidelines, tags, and pages to follow.

Please mind the dust while I clear out the cobwebs and do some renovations.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

[slimy-alien]

when norman rocks up to otto’s lab in spidey ps4

[annazees]

So I’ve been watching a playthrough of Spider-Man

And now I want to draw only Spidey for my warmups

[the-arachnerd]

annazees: So I’ve been watching a playthrough of Spider-Man And now I want to draw only Spidey for my warmups

[inboxideas]

Send ✤ plus fandom name and I'll describe an AU version of my muse from that fandom.

submitted by anonymous.

[dieamonster]

“my birthday was two days ago, and i deserve some self-care.”

“killing norman osborn is self-care.”

[the-arachnerd]

“Would you maybe consider a nice bubble bath?”

[shootersview]

[wanderingnewyork]

Looking down 5th Avenue by Madison Square, Manhattan.

[the-arachnerd]

when you get excited for new followers but they’re porn blogs

[viudanegraaa]

Oh God, I just thought of this but that panel at the end of The Five Nightmares where Tony’s looking at the wreckage & Peter sneaks a picture of him? Infinity War, give me this.

[axiomatiq-blog]

“The Head that Wears the Crown”

@MCU do the thing

[cosmiclighter]

been playing lots of spiderman ps4!! definitely on my favorite games list 

[the-arachnerd]

cosmiclighter: been playing lots of spiderman ps4!! definitely on my favorite games list

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

that time peter accused norman osborn of wanting to fuck livestock

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[the-arachnerd]

I’m starting a new Brooklyn Nine Nine drinking game. You take a drink every time Jake Peralta sounds like Peter and then your friend drives you to the hospital.

[pumpkiinbombed]

@the-arachnerd / parker

    he’d been rather quick in taking his lunch break after the last meeting with menken, fingers pulling at the veggie sub liz had dropped off for him. it should’ve been an easy day for him. he’d finish his paperwork, sign off on a few deals that needed to be signed off on and then head down to special projects to take a look at what they had going on down there. but when the receptionist pulls open the door, eyes narrow up at the girl ‘ mr. osborn. you have a peter parker here to see you.” peter? what the hell did he want. there’s a small pause, and harry finds himself nodding

                   “send him up.”

[the-arachnerd]

Peter tries not to look to relieved when the receptionist returns to give him the all clear. He hasn’t spoken to Harry in weeks and part of him had been expecting to be turned away immediately. He can hazard a few guesses as to why Harry hasn’t been returning his calls, but honestly, thinking about it too much give him a headache. There’s enough to worry about without blowing things out of proportion. Harry has a business to run now, of course he’s going to be busy.

After a short, but uncomfortable elevator ride up to Harry’s office, Peter knocks on the door uncertainly.

“Hey pal.” 

[ohmywardens-blog]

PSA:

    if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground. 

        tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re  just as excellent as the heroes.