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@the-ash-fun-zone
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Eva Funderburgh
love her work
she still makes these and they’ve only grown more wonderful over the years. The wood-fired surfaces really give them life.
love these lil guys
Il troll di Photoshop
Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.
He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific
I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest
Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol
Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers
Annoying traits of real cats to give your catgirl character that aren't just "zoomies" or "pushing things off of shelves":
If I like something, I will hoard multiple identical copies of it – the more the better
If a person I like is about to sit down, I will quickly and stealthily sit there first with the explicit goal of tricking them into sitting on me
If someone is looking for me, I will silently follow behind them, taking care to remain just outside their line of sight for as long as possible, then act surprised when they finally notice I'm there
If I see you eating, I will insist on being offered a taste even if it's something I know I don't like, and I'll be offended that you offered me something gross every single time
If I'm ever bored, my first impulse to alleviate that boredom is to bite the person standing next to me
i hate astrology so fucking much. i spent so much time learning to be an evil transgender woman and now everyone just says that i’m like that because i was born a scorpion.
who the fuck is vriska circuit.
the jigsaw supporter: people die in saw traps because they don’t have enough will to live
the jigsaw critic: people die in saw traps because they are trying to escape dangerous machinery under stress
the jigsaw agnostic: we can never know why people die in saw traps
trying so hard not to lose my mind laughing at this while a tradesmen is checking our house for mold
Starting a collection
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slap that transfem’s moderately sized ass. it’s her’s and that’s what matters most.
Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.
The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.
Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!
This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.
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