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[liberalsarecool]

The Russification of the Republican Party is complete.

[evankart]

Who the hell is Bucky?

[justpastryvideos]

[cleverclove]

CHOCOLATE MAN BACK AT IT AGAIN

[official-lucifers-child]

i see any large amount of chocolate and my mind just screams “it’s the fucking chocolate man again”

[moki-dokie]

this bitch knows carpentry, pottery, sculpture, architecture, AND all the chocolate/confectionary skills. what the fuck doesn’t he know?????

[digitaldiscipline]

when to quit

[oifaaa]

I love the battle for the cowl AU!

Thanks I'm enjoying drawing it

[keikomivra]

what if…zombies?

how to survive a zombie apocalypse in three steps

[stevenrogered]

[muffinshark]

You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.

[tbgcaru]

Bringing back bits and pieces (if you like please consider supporting me on patreon ♥ link in bio)

[enbycarp]

A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”

I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”

She asked, “When are they?”

And I said, “We have several options.  Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”

And she said, “what’s the difference?”

Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.

[enbycarp]

She called back! She wanted to know “some dates for music.”

[ladyshinga]

[nonetoon]

I’m just saying if they ever wanted to do a movie with a bunch of other messed up Mew clones I would be down

[catcrumb]

cat that you have to stare at

[mikkeneko]

I’m seeing a lot of posts/takes that start out “I simply can’t feel sorry for ScarJo…” and I’m just. like. who’s asking you to feel sorry for her? who’s asking for sympathy? nobody’s asking you to open your hearts, let alone your wallets. you don’t have to feel anything positive for her at all. legal right doesn’t require sympathy.

the question at hand is not “is scarjo a poor pitiable victim,” the question is “does Disney, as a corporate entity, have an obligation to fulfill its contracts, carry out its obligations, and keep its promises” and, yes? the answer is absolutely yes? your feelings on scarjo as a person should have absolutely zero bearing on the answer to this question

if anything it’s Disney who’s asking for pity, for sympathy, to be let off from having to do things it doesn’t want to do because its life is just so haaaaaard right now with the pandemic, and you know what? I simply can’t feel sorry for disney.

[baphonnicula]

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

[baphonnicula]

they're in love

[venlafaxine-rx]

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

I can’t get over the fact that both Aziraphale and Crowley desperately try to protect each other, but do so in opposite ways. 

Aziraphale, who is afraid of falling but even more afraid of what Hell might do to Crowley, tries to protect them both by pulling away, putting distance between them, even straight up putting an end to their relationship if he thinks he needs to.

Crowley, like the hopeless romantic he is (not that he’d ever admit it), is on the the other hand constantly working on the idea that so long as they’re together, he’ll find a way to make things work. He’s always on guard, circling Aziraphale ready to protect him, he wants Holy Water so that he’s ready to fight back, and straight-up tells Aziraphale to run away together, even if it’s completely stupid and suicidal, because that’s all that matters to him.

[violetfaust]

My favorite thing about this is that Crowley is on guard, protective, ready to battle. That is, he protects Az like an angel would.

Aziraphale uses lies, evasion, and deceit to shelter Crowley. That is, he protects him like a demon would.

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

Ok this is the best addition you could possibly make.

[lunasong365]

#see also: aziraphale will kill for crowley  #crowley will die for aziraphale

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

@osha-official doesnt the forklift usually go on top of the scissor lift?

[osha-official]

@nymphofsanguine​ That’s actually a common misconception! That would almost certainly exceed that safe working load of the lift, a violation of standard 1926.451(f)(1):

“Scaffolds and scaffold components shall not be loaded in excess of their maximum intended loads or rated capacities”

I cannot pin down a single standard that explicitly forbids placing forklifts into aerial lift baskets. However the above scenario is a drastic violation of standard 1926.452(w)(4), which states:

“Power systems used to propel mobile scaffolds (which includes scissor lifts) shall be designed for such use. Forklifts, trucks, similar motor vehicles shall not be used to propel scaffolds unless the scaffold is designed for such propulsion systems.”

Finally, I must assume the original poster was being hyperbolic when they said that they “would be in jail lmfap” (I do not know what that acronym is meant to convey). In reality it is the responsibility of the employer to provide a safe work environment for their employees and ensure they are properly trained. Even then it is unlikely that anyone would face jail time for this procedure. At least the operator appears to be wearing a life line…

[injuries-in-dust]

Osha has a tumblr?!

[average-monster]

And I just followed it.

@doberaptor you might be interested as well?

[doberaptor-deactivated20230109]

@average-monster this is EXACTLY the quality content I live for.

[ankegladnick]

“Kintsugi” - The art form of mending broken ceramics with gold. By doing so, the flaws become part of the object’s history and design, instead of something that’s rejected and hidden.

[glumshoe]

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

[nowlander]

Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists' exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the "hack" to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don't know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

[glumshoe]

Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

[themightyglamazon]

[modmad]

one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle folks). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.

So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.