I am a Pirate Behold my Ships

Professional @reebmiester historian. 20s. Doing whatever i want forever. Always Aggressively Pro Steve Rogers. All of my friends are talented and amazing, and this is very important information for everyone to know. Also I reach post limit fairly frequently, and I've been here for years, so you'll never find the bottom of my blog. just trust that I'm real and follow you for A Reason, I promise. HEADER IMAGE MADE BY MY DEAR, SWEET FRIEND @REEBMIESTER oh btw helmut zemo is a furry

[bulldyke-rider-deactivated20251]

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[beautifulbrothers]

What is it with you Winchesters, huh?

DEAN and BOBBY in SUPERNATURAL - 2.22

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[sunny-luminosaur]

[theehorsepusssy]

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[cabbagege]

4 lines difference. Very funny.

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[tall]

[qhouly]

Guys, they made a prequel to KCD2

[mortalityplays]

things people online have called me privileged for:

knowing how to boil an egg

leaving twitter

eating canned peach slices when I was 7

having a corridor in my apartment

earning less than them

winning an argument they started

recounting global average health statistics

not being an american citizen (okay legit actually)

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[empress-of-dark2005]

[crystal-diancie-deactivated2024]

Sorry to all my mutuals who have to see this the 19th of every month, but its just the law. I must do what the kbity says

[chaos-triangle]

Yep! It's the 19th!

[chemicalwolfgames]

Oh-

[average-euclidean-human]

Sure

[daysleftofsecondterm]

The 19th of every month for the next 1,281 days, then

[chillyfeetsteak]

you thought tumblr in the 2010s was bad but last year i joined a community garden and a member in his 60s just emailed blasted all of us a ten page pdf call out post about one of the other member's problematic behavior and rules violations