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Professional @reebmiester historian. 20s. Doing whatever i want forever. Always Aggressively Pro Steve Rogers. All of my friends are talented and amazing, and this is very important information for everyone to know. Also I reach post limit fairly frequently, and I've been here for years, so you'll never find the bottom of my blog. just trust that I'm real and follow you for A Reason, I promise. HEADER IMAGE MADE BY MY DEAR, SWEET FRIEND @REEBMIESTER oh btw helmut zemo is a furry

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bulldyke-rider-deactivated20251

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

sergal

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

sergal

Oh My God Damn

genderoutlaws

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

sapphling

we're inventing a bruise that never fades

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

abortionado

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

cilceon

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

scunthotter

Imagine you're some little closeted rookie and they're billeting you with your new team captain and his husband and you're worried that there's something obvious about you cause why else would they stick you with the gay ones. But then you get there and realize you have another problem because arguably two of the best and hottest hockey players are just always shirtless and always kissing each other and always having loud sex and I forgot where I was going with this post but essentially its some poor little closeted rookie's sexual chernobyl.

goodblunt

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

jaydenskyle

Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

herbert-west

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

anxiety-banana

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!