Mega-ULTRA-tron

I love gummy bears and unicorns

[the-awesome-squad]

Birthdays are good for you. 

[bloomflowersbloom]

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[andrewbelami]

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[ejaculot-deactivated20140601]

when u realise left ur assignment at home

[ciphergem-archive-blog]

X-Files GO

you step outside your house and uncover a conspiracy

[tinderventure]

Savage

[via]

[bottomsurgery]

[balta-naktis]

jesus

[dekuking]

straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

stop spreading this rude ass meme

[donkeykong64simulator1999-deact]

at the grocery

i was gonna make this a joke but im too tired someone do it for me

[rhubabby]

store

[the-awesome-squad]

distant relative at family event: It's been so long since I saw you!! How's school?

me: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i'm living off caffeine and anxiety i'm paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i'm good hbu

[lampsarepeopletoo]

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