Biggie Cheese Is In The House

I exist to spite all of you

[the-big-cheese]

Where have all the bad girls gone?

And where are all the goths?

[the-big-cheese]

Thighs

[zincmoth]

NGL if I was a parahuman I would NOT self-actualize and recover from my trauma. I'm going full steam ahead losing myself to a false mask to hide from my own inadequacies and dying within 3 months of getting my power.

[the-big-cheese]

Skill issue ngl, I would just parry the trauma like I’m Leon Kennedy

[the-big-cheese]

George Washington is a vampire who has been alive this whole time but he can’t prove it’s him so he doesn’t have access to his generational wealth, and he is now working a 9-5 at Whataburger wishing he had murdered the Rockefeller family when he had the chance

[the-big-cheese]

Concept: A band that starts with four members, one being the leader, and after 3 months the leader leaves, giving Member 2 leadership and a new member joins to become the new fourth, this continues for 5 years, meaning every three months one leaves and one becomes the new leader, after the 5 years are up, every single member that joined and left gets back together for one final concert on the White House lawn, at the end of the concert the President of the United States drone strikes the stage, instantly killing all 20 something band members and a significant portion of the audience

[the-big-cheese]

Where have all the bad girls gone?

And where are all the goths?

[gsirvitor]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-big-cheese]

Just saying, any Arizona based goth girls, hmu, I’m lonely and you can take advantage of me

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

Floridian Cryptid Gentleman seeking Funny Swamp Witch gf to braid his hair while he weaves sigils of warding against the encroaching darkness

[the-big-cheese]

You understand me

[the-big-cheese]

Life update, I live in Florida now, so I change my request to “any Florida based Goth Girls hmu”, I’m still lonely but be warned, I have more self respect than I used to, so you probably can’t take advantage of me unless you’re very convincing

[toma-redwood]

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Oh, oh

Where have all the bad girls gone, and where are all the goths?

Where's the ravewise girl in knee socks who fills a K cup bra?

Isn't there an alt girl who’ll use me as her seat?

Late at night, I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need

I need an emo

I'm holding out for a emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And she's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she’s gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes, green colored eyes

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Du-du-du-du

Oh, oh

Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach, there's someone reaching back for me

Clapping like thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a Goth Baddie to beat my rock hard meat

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And ahe's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she's gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

Down where her thickness meets her black jeans below

Out where her thighs splits the seams

I could swear there is someone somewhere tempting me

Through the wax and the ropes and the pain

And the warm feel of her touch

I can feel her approach like a fire in my blood

(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood)

(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood)

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And she's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she's gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

She's gotta be thick, and she's gotta have sass

And he's gotta be badder than I

I need an emo (emo)

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the pale moonlight

She's gotta be cute, and she’s gotta serve poon

And she's gotta have green colored eyes

I need an emo

I'm holding out for an emo 'til the dark midnight

[the-big-cheese]

My brother in Christ, did the soul of Shakespeare possess you this evening?

[the-big-cheese]

Where have all the bad girls gone?

And where are all the goths?

[gsirvitor]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-big-cheese]

Just saying, any Arizona based goth girls, hmu, I’m lonely and you can take advantage of me

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

Floridian Cryptid Gentleman seeking Funny Swamp Witch gf to braid his hair while he weaves sigils of warding against the encroaching darkness

[the-big-cheese]

You understand me

[the-big-cheese]

Life update, I live in Florida now, so I change my request to “any Florida based Goth Girls hmu”, I’m still lonely but be warned, I have more self respect than I used to, so you probably can’t take advantage of me unless you’re very convincing

[the-big-cheese]

There isn’t a day in the week that can express how far in the week today feels

[toma-redwood]

Kendrick getting a stadium of 100,000 people to call Drake a pedophile is glorious

[the-big-cheese]

A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[the-big-cheese]

I just watched Midway…

I hate war…

I’m fucking depressed

[the-big-cheese]

Oh boy, the rest of the world is about to feel the wrath of the IRS

[the-big-cheese]

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

[the-big-cheese]

Laios eating a raw fucking parasite to see how it tastes is straight up dog behavior, he’s literally just a golden retriever in human form isn’t he?

[the-big-cheese]

*shows Falin’s bloody skull*

“You know what, this is the PERFECT time to play cherry ass ed music”

[the-big-cheese]

Ok, so, episode 13, what the fuck?

[the-big-cheese]

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

[the-big-cheese]

Laios eating a raw fucking parasite to see how it tastes is straight up dog behavior, he’s literally just a golden retriever in human form isn’t he?

[the-big-cheese]

*shows Falin’s bloody skull*

“You know what, this is the PERFECT time to play cherry ass ed music”

[the-big-cheese]

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

[the-big-cheese]

Laios eating a raw fucking parasite to see how it tastes is straight up dog behavior, he’s literally just a golden retriever in human form isn’t he?

[the-big-cheese]

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

[the-big-cheese]

So I’m not too well versed in Doctor Who lore, but doesn’t the fact that there are now 2 active Doctors in the form of the 14th and 15th mean that even when he says his name at Trenzalore, there will still be one Doctor that lives?

I’ve been watching the series through YouTube shorts and lore summaries, so this is just a little thing I thought was interesting

[the-big-cheese]

Cheetsune Cheesku, mozerrellla hair dangles, mmmmm, Mozzeriku, Hatsunr Goudaku, Mai fucking chrese