After a little detour at the bar, Leon encounters some unsavory men who don’t know when to call it quits. Thankfully, Krauser‘s never too far behind 🙂↕️
My peak ass chreon dynamic is where leon doesn't know how to process emotions and says the weirdest shit ever like "I want inside your skin." So ominously entirely cause they were cuddling and Chris decided that it was a great idea to kiss the man who notoriously bites when overwhelmed
Tldr Chris is Overly affectionate and leon can't process it so he's strange about it
amazed at leon kennedy’s ability to look like the brother of every white girl he stands next to
i love the idea of there being a running joke in the dso that leon is the brother of every blonde girl he meets. but in another universe he would’ve been a great brother🥹 too bad his entire family died when he was a kid lol
also his camouflage abilities of being a girl-brother means that when he stands next to jill he becomes brunette (ex: death island)
Idk if you headcannon zeno as queer in any way, but how do you think he’d react to smth like a pride festival or event? Maybe they have to go through one on the way to a mission, or there’s one being held close to Leon’s place
I feel like Zeno may have heard about Pride before, but The Connections probably wouldn’t have let him go to ‘frivolous’ events like that without it being connected to his work in some way, or maybe he was just too busy to ever check it out
A bit late for a pride-month themed ask I know 😅 but I was talking about a pride fest I went to last year recently and that made me think of this
Poutine for the plot bunnies bc I had it for the first time last night and it was really good!
🌈 maybe pride month in the RE:verse falls in July? nobody can prove how many butterfly effects occur when your world is under constant threat by bioorganic weaponry. the buns are climbing into the poutine like a tasty hill. Also tragically could not attend any pride events this year, so am still lacking in attendance experience! 😭 Forgive any inaccuracies i am once again pulling it out of a hat. 🏳️🌈✨
I'm dramatically unsubtle about HC-ing Zeno as some unspecified flavour of ace. Does he know he's ace-flavoured? No. No he does not. 💜🖤🩶🤍
Just for fun, I also headcanon Leon as bi (greedy man 🩷💜💙) and Wesker as demisexual (chrissexual?). Chris is questioning (a lot of things. for example, why is this his life. also, kissing boys???) but he ends up in a throuple with the other two in the time travel AU so ig he figured himself out in one universe at least. Good for him! He got his cake and he ate it too. (The cake is Wesker criticising the books Chris keeps on his nightstand while gloriously naked in his bed and unbothered about it btw.)
The author is a big fan of the trope where nobody is totally straight after experiencing enough of The Horrors. Life's too fleeting and can end horrifically at any moment, kiss (or don't) whoever you're into.
The Connections were completely devoid of joy and therefore rainbows. Nobody was coming in with pride pins on their labcoat. Zeno's little crow instincts would perk up if he saw a pride parade even if he didn't know what it was for. Colours and shinies and confetti. He doesn't know he's ace he's just drawn to the joy and whimsy that's so different from the sterile labs and isolation.
Anyway then he gets yoinked away to do more Depressing Shit for his employers but he never forgets the magical rainbow festival with the amazing energy where everyone was having a great time, there were floats and thrown necklace and blown kisses, several queer couples happily canoodling, and marketplaces bursting with artisan stuff.
Someone gives him a glittery sticker. He knows he shouldn't have it, but he keeps it and admires how shiny and colourful it is, and generally smuggles glances at it through the rest of his mission until his handler catches him, confiscates it, and rips it up in front of him. Probably tries to mock him about his sexuality (or lack of thereof) but Zeno just gets confused because he doesn't know what any of those words mean.
Poor baby doesn't know his homophobic slurs.
The cattle prod educates him that it was Not Positive Feedback. :(
I really love the idea of a pride event happening near Leon's place. Maybe Leon volunteers for a security post because he's incapable of engaging with public events like a normal person. Being security is his version of participating. Local D.S.O. agent takes break from zombie hunting, offers his skills to community service. You heard it here first. These people are SAFE af. No B.O.Ws are gonna be crashin' this party. Well, except the one he brought with him.
I'd like to think it slowly dawns on Zeno that this is event is one of the Happy Fun Time Rainbow ones and he gets this subtle, tightly restrained excitement about him. He is vibrating on silent.
Leon misreads the nature of his anticipation and does his best to reassure him that it's going to be okay, it's loud and there's lots of people and it might be a shock, but everyone is there for a good time, he doesn't have to participate in any festival activities if he doesn't what to, and his boundaries are still important. You know, all the responsible handler things. Also, he might be having a little inner crisis because he realises he's never come out as bi to him and doesn't know how Zeno's going to take it. Does Zeno even know what bisexuality is? Oh, God.
And meanwhile Zeno's just off in his own world daydreaming about shiny gay little stickers.
Cannon emphasise enough that Zeno has an impeccable gaydar and pinned Leon as bi before they even met. It's a Wesker trait or something. He just read this man's recon files that the Connections handed him, squinted, looked at that haircut again, and scribbled out STRAIGHT in red so he could pen a note underneath:
close relationships with both sexes.
He still doesn't know there's a word for it btw. so leon's kinda right. zeno's got him read for filth tho.
So the day of the event comes and Leon holds a disastrous attempt at a PowerPoint presentation about Gay is Okay. Zeno criticises his font choices. After that's out of the way he does listen and learn. But he's still judging the font choices.
(after the presentation)
Leon: Alright, any questions?
Zeno: So, you are a bisexual.
Leon: (not ready for this, panicking) What? I mean, who— who said— uh— I mean—
Zeno: Interesting.
Leon: You got that out of my PowerPoint presentation?
Zeno: (teasing) It would explain the font choices.
Leon's search history in the future is going to contain phases like: "are bisexual fonts real?" and "is it gay to use Helvetica?" (no just don't use it for body text, Leon) and "what does my favourite font say about me, sexually?"
Imagine these two in their little security uniforms being such good volunteers at the pride festival. They're keeping an eye out for trouble, giving directions, and handing out water bottles. Leon has a bisexual flag-coloured pin on his vest, because he DOES contain joy and whimsy. He loses track of Zeno for one loop around the venue and when he meets up with him again, his pet clone has proudly amassed All the Pins on his coat like it was a hidden achievement for collectables. He is colourful and excited about it.
Leon smiling and telling him it looks nice, oh such contrast to his last handler. Zeno beaming and following, yapping about all the people he's met because this sweet boy cannot go five minutes without charming his way into a social group.
Zeno dragging Leon off as soon as shift changes so they can visit the marketplace specifically to look for stickers. Leon being grumpy about being forced off-duty but secretly pleased that Zeno is so enthusiastic. He's starry-eyed and dragging his handler around various stalls like a puppy on a leash. Leon contemplates buying an actual leash for the lolz but decides hey, this day is going swell, he ain't gonna risk unearthing some more fucked up little lore with a gag gift.
He does buy some nice coffee and pastries from a queer-owned popup café and gives his knees a break while Zeno is fluttering through the artsy side of the market. He comes back with a dozen small shopping bags and sparkly dangly rainbow earrings. And just the biggest fuckin' smile. Beaming. Radiant. He's having the time ever. Kid loose in a candy store except it's the local social butterfly with an appreciation for craftsmanship allowed to network in Passionate Artists ball pit. Leon's sipping his coffee and smiling and nodding like he has any clue what he's talking about.
He also bought Zeno a cookie, because of course he did. Zeno later shyly gives him a present of his own: a handmade pride-themed coffee mug with an appropriately groan-worthy pun about bisexuality on it. Leon would be fucking thrilled. It becomes his go-to mug at home for the next several months.
I'd like to imagine when they're getting into the Porsche to go home, a comical amount of holographic stickers start falling out of Zeno's jacket pockets and he goes diving down for them like they're blackmail pictures. His handler kneels down and he can't help but flinch as Leon picks one up and examines it.
Leon: Oh, you found those stickers you wanted?
Zeno: (nods tersely, avoiding eye contact)
Leon: Nice.
And then he helps pick up the rest of the fallen stickers and packs them away safely in the car so they won't fall out again and doesn't understand why Zeno stares at him with the biggest wettest eyes for most of the ride home. Probably still doesn't get it when his pet B.O.W leaps out and hugs him instead of taking off with his new shinies.
Just for the fun of it, I want the first person who clocks Zeno as asexual to be Chris Redfield.
When he still had a positive relationship with Wesker, Chris was always aware his captain had very little patience for romance. The pleasure Wesker took in crushing the hearts of anyone who tried to pursue him was only mostly out of sadism; he genuinely was not interested. He wasn't above using his attractive looks for undercover or to coax a suspect to talk when honey worked better than stings, but his favourite way to decompress was to complain at Chris about it afterwards, once it was established that Chris was an available option to complain at.
So once they've established that Zeno is not using Leon, Chris pays better attention. And once he's along on his therapy journey, he's even able to draw some correct conclusions. Sure, Zeno flirts to fluster or charm, and he's very good at both, but he loses interest quickly once the amusement runs its course or he's gotten what he came for. He looks at everyone in a way that's more analytical of their dress sense than imagining what's underneath it. It's so familiar it hurts.
I think it would be really funny if Leon is casually meeting up with Chris for drinks and catch-ups, and the subject of the recent pride festival comes up.
Leon: They're everywhere, Redfield.
Leon: I don't know how many stickers he bought and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Chris: Kinda your fault for letting him run around without a spend limit, Leon.
Leon: It's his own money. I'm not gonna tell him what to do with his own money.
Chris: And now you know no good deed goes unpunished.
Leon: More like no good deeds goes without a glittery bisexual flag sticker getting slapped on top.
Chris: You know how to make it stop.
Leon: No, that's what he wants.
Leon: Acknowledging it means I'm letting him win.
Chris: Well, maybe you can pay him back in kind, then.
Leon: How so?
Chris: I dunno, get a bunch of asexual stickers and start papering his stuff with them. Y'know. Escalate.
Leon: Okay, I like the way you think, but why asexual?
Chris: Well, he's trolling you with bisexual stickers because you're bi, right?
Leon: Yeeees...?
Chris: So. Flip it on him.
Leon: But what's asexuality got to do with it?
Chris: (pointed eyebrow raise)
Leon:
Leon: oh
Leon: oh shit
Leon: I need to make another PowerPoint presentation for Zeno.
Chris: What do you mean another—
Leon: Chris, I need you to be my eyes and tell me if the fonts start getting distractingly bisexual.
Chris:
Chris: (knocks back the rest of his his beer little a shot)
I’ve had the idea in my mind for a while buuuut Zeno growing his hair out. Maybe he keeps the shaved sides, maybe he doesn’t, but I could see him rocking long hair. Plus, it would make him look less like Wesker!
I could see him really liking elaborate braids or weaving shiny trinkets into his hair (hair clips! Hairpins/sticks! Shiny beads and ribbons! The possibilities are endless!)
Imagine he gets really good at braiding so now Emily goes to school with the cutest little hairstyles on top of all her new shiny trinkets now that Zeno has realized giving gifts is A Thing You Can Do :]
Giving the bunnies a spa day. Bubble baths and fluffy towels galore!
🐇🫧🧼🥂 They are having such a good time. Pampered little fluffballs. So unbothered and moisturized. They are oozing into relaxed little puddles.
Aww! Zeno being allowed to experiment and choose how he does his hair instead of adhering to Wesker Standards. Let this man go through all his phases.
I think he would try long hair once and then decide it's too much work to maintain. He likes looking neat, put-together everything in its place exactly as he's coordinated it. Fine long hair does not like being told what to do. ask me how I know lmao.
He dyes his hair with what's alleged to be temporary black dye for an undercover mission one (1) time and he's sporting a dark grey look for the weeks it takes for that dye to fully come out. Because he's an impulsive little idiot who doesn't learn his lesson he goes through with it AGAIN but in ✨colour ✨ this time. This time I think it involves Jake, a bad idea, and cheap box dye, because Zeno being dropped back off at Leon's with bright pink hair sounds like exactly the kind of thing that happens when you leave those two unsupervised.
Leon: Hey, welcome— hohwhatthefuck.
Zeno: (defiant head tilt)
Leon, resigned: Jake's idea or yours?
Zeno: His. I picked the colour.
Leon: Of course.
The real tragedy here is how damn good Zeno makes It look. It fades into a flattering peachy strawberry colour within a couple of weeks and he rocks the hell out of every shade. He has so much fun. After the initial shock wears off his handler is very supportive.
Let me salt shaker some angst in here. He would love to add trinkets in his hair. Pretty silver hairclips yesss. But the weight and the pressure of decorations against his scalp are in the same category as the straps of a muzzle. His nervous system does not appreciate being reminded of this and repeatedly jabs the Uncomfortable and Anxiety button until he takes them off and runs shaky hands through his hair to chase away the phantom sensations.
As if to compensate for this, he WOULD indulge Emily in whatever hairstyle she requests. Mission-quiet and deadly serious with sparkly hairties in his mouth as he sits cross-legged behind her and doing impeccable braids.
Gifts! Oh goodness, he's such a sweetheart about buying things for Emily. He might not be able to handle wearing clips but she absolutely can. Zeno lives vicariously through her in this regard. Emily is just happily along for the ride. Pair of clones splashing in the self expression puddle. This child would be rolling up to school with a full decora hairstyle if uniform regulations permitted.
Zeno is the friend you call on when there's an Emergency going on with your hairdo; he'll know how to fix it, or at least perform damage control. This reaches into his professional life in the sense that occasionally some wary soul will slink into his domain (Breakroom B) with the most 'A Bad Day Was Had' hair ever and supplicate at the shrine looking sad and pathetic until the resident cryptid takes notice and swoops in to put them out of their misery.
Zeno himself is unaware of this addition to his Lore, or that he is being deliberately sought out for his styling sense. He's just a big believer in looking presentable in the workplace. Ask Leon, he'll tell you.
"You can keep aggressively gifting me hairclips all you want, Zeno. This hairdo is iconic and I can see just fine though my bangs."
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