🦥🪐🥞🌈🍯🎇🕯🧸🖤

[the-blondetheory]

employment before 30 should be illegal. you’re trusting me with the existence of your business and my frontal lobe isn’t even fully developed yet

[the-blondetheory]

the sky knows when i’m sad, so it cries with me.

the sun knows when i need a hug, so it sends warmth to my skin.

the moon knows when i think about you, so it shines a little brighter.

the wind knows when i’m numb, so it swishes through my hair to make me feel again.

the snow knows when i’m being nostalgic, so it crunches beneath my shoes to make me remember my childlike joy.

the heavens knew when i felt hopeless, so they sent me you.

[the-blondetheory]

being grown is actually so ass i wanna be four again, fall asleep on the couch without a worry in the world and subconsciously feel my dad carry me to my bed

[the-blondetheory]

unfortunately i am, in fact, subscribed to anxiety prime and unfortunately the cancellation process is, in fact, a multi-step nightmare

[the-blondetheory]

hey so we were meant to meet in every universe but i don’t think you’re ready for that conversation

[the-blondetheory]

so, everyone is fucking awful. and i’m only four episodes in.

[the-blondetheory]

rip benedict bridgerton

you would’ve loved the term ‘milf hunter’

[the-blondetheory]

the longing stares, the yearning, the heavy breathing? penelope and colin are so straight it’s almost gay

[the-blondetheory]

kie and jj have had no romantic tension whatsoever until this season. they’ve been with each other like they have with their other friends. this is so weird and forced

[the-blondetheory]

hot take but i don’t care: if they pair kie with the third guy of her friend group i’m gonna riot. they have no chemistry whatsoever, they don’t treat or talk to each other differently than with their other friends. that storyline would be so forced and sadly it looks like they’re going through with it. jiara stans, rip me apart for this but the truth needs to be said

[kaijuqgle]

(x)

[the-blondetheory]

pls

[wlwshipping-littlehuntress]

The times Ava wanted to kiss Beatrice

and the one time she did

[the-blondetheory]

real

[the-blondetheory]

the devil works hard but the gays work harder

[the-blondetheory]

she’s so real for this

KTY keeps fighting for the gays and i will never not drop to my knees in gratitude for her

[the-blondetheory]

it did not help at all that i was severely pmsing when warrior nun s2 dropped bc all i did was cry for two days straight

[trixdraws]

"I miss you so much, Ava."

[trixdraws]

@paperhatsandpaperboats exactly what i was thinking. Thank you for this. 🥹🙏💖

[the-blondetheory]

shut up i’m in tears