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sadhearts

me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes

me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships

mrcellophane

heroincowboy

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

hurleyquinnzel

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

detectivehole

Valve give me the cut GLaDOS dialog that made test players cry please I’m begging you

calyxofawildflower

versacetbh-blog

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

shotabunny-moving

mondays more like

hyrude

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.