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[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sorrrowfull]

[fuck-customers]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[ceruleanheaven]

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Do you have an onlyfans?

no but you can close your eyes and imagine my naked body and then you can send money for doing that