buns out

keepin it worm

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(french guy saying "bluetooth speaker" voice) bloutouse speakair

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[teziel]

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[warriorprincesstramp]

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

[warriorprincesstramp]

worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[beautifulbacteria]

[correctopinionhaver]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[damazcuz]

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

[damazcuz]

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

[sexchangedotcom]

making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[huffylemon]

[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him