nectarine enthusiast

I'm Brielle (31, she/her) I have no idea what I’m doing

[petaltexturedskies]

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[harrysbroadshoulders]

me: getting so many nice things for Me lately how fun 😌

me seeing all the charges on my credit card: 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[huliajelena]

how‘s the water?

you‘re in it

yeah, but i want to know how you like it

[kurxmi-dxll-deactivated20260517]

I’m really into devotion and adoration actually

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[harrysbroadshoulders]

what shows have you been watching lately?

amazing question thank you for asking!! So the first thing you should know about me is that I am the Unfinisher of Shows. Even if it’s a show I really like and am enjoying there is at least a 90% chance that I will not finish it bc I have the Unfinishing Disease HOWEVER some that I’ve enjoyed lately are:

DTF St. Louis - I did actually watch this one entirely it was sooooo compelling and well done and had way more emotional depth than I anticipated. It wasn’t at all like I expected it to be but I really liked it!!

St Denis Medical - also watched all of this and it’s SO fucking funny I laugh so hard every episode it’s really good I highly recommend if you haven’t seen it!! (shoutout to my loserfail bf character Matt that’s my beloved)

Next Level Chef - I fucking love cooking shows so much I am always watching cooking shows so I finished the latest season of this recently and it’s a fun concept!! (Also I love getting to look at my wife Nyesha Arrington hello..)

Adults - I haven’t finished s1 of this but I liked it so far! The first two episodes are a bit of a slog ngl but once you’re past that it’s quite funny and I am finding myself extremely enchanted by Jack Innanen alas

I also started Dan Levy’s new show Big Mistakes (that also has Jack Innanen lmao) and the writing is so good it’s really funny and well done However it’s one of those shows where the characters are always getting themselves into Situations and I sometimes find it kind of stressful to watch lmao but other than that it’s great!!

I stayed with my friend a couple weekends ago and she introduced me to the Real Housewives of Rhode Island and I’ve never watched a real housewives franchise before in my life but unfortunately those messy insane women really got me like I was LOCKED in to all that whew

Also recently became obsessed with Come Dine With Me Canada its originally a UK show that I used to love watching and they recently rebooted it in Canada and idk it’s kind of wholesome and quirky it’s v much a comfort show for me

I’m also attempting to watch Mad Men but I’m only partway through s1 so we’ll see!!

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

[ryebreadgf]

it has been said a million times but every now and then I still get so emotional about how girls and young women legitimately run the music business with their tastes and still everything they like gets ridiculed and dismissed as frivolous. watching a boy band documentary rn and like yeah. the beatles would be nothing without adrienne from brooklyn. genuinely nothing

[harrysbroadshoulders]

im so annoyed with this interview process, so on saturday morning i get an email saying they saw my resume and want to book me for an initial interview and they said to give three date options, so I gave them wednesday, thursday, friday basically all day and i emailed them back on saturday. This afternoon the recruiter emailed me saying yeah they are all booked those days and move it earlier like girl its fucking monday afternoon now like i only have tmrw then??? so damn annoying

update: so I think it might have been a scam because they sent me an email for a meeting at 11 am even though I said after 1pm and then when i tried to log into the meeting the teams link was kinda weird and wouldnt go to it and when i tried to use my phone it says it cant be reached so i emailed them and she said use your PC and i said I dont have a PC and i never had issues joining a teams meeting before so she rescheduled for tmrw even though she initially said they're fully booked

OOOOOF yeah okay this definitely sounds sketchy I’d just cancel or not show up to the next one!! Especially if you’re finding links to things are weird like that’s.. concerning. And you’re right I’ve also never had issues with teams meetings on my phone or even when I used my Mac?? Def avoid it if you can bc yoinks!!

[harrysbroadshoulders]

I know I’ll sound like a bitch but I saw that people started wearing those star pimple patches out in public and I thought it was so stupid (still do!) like i am all for whimsy or whatever but that is clearly a trend that these same people would’ve judged anyone else for if it was a few years ago anyway and I met up with a friend one day and saw she had one on and I just asked why and she said everyone is doing it and I told her I think it looks dumb and childish and this is coming from someone with a stuffed animal collection at our ripe age I’m not sure why those pimple patches specifically irked me but I hate seeing them out in public like…you’re all sheep!

Okay honestly the “voluntarily wearing visible pimple patch” thing is VERY baffling to me as a millennial because in our teen culture we were out here burning off our flesh and bleaching our towels with insanely strong acne products and also caking on 10lbs of concealer trying to cover even the SUGGESTION of a zit bc it felt very humiliating to have any kind of acne so like… idk the fact that they’re just out here so willing to blatantly announce they have a zit on their forehead still feels wild to me.. That being said I can’t tell if it’s healthier that they have this relationship with acne or if it’s still bad but in a different way bc now it’s being done for some kind of ~trend 💀💀

[harrysbroadshoulders]

im so annoyed with this interview process, so on saturday morning i get an email saying they saw my resume and want to book me for an initial interview and they said to give three date options, so I gave them wednesday, thursday, friday basically all day and i emailed them back on saturday. This afternoon the recruiter emailed me saying yeah they are all booked those days and move it earlier like girl its fucking monday afternoon now like i only have tmrw then??? so damn annoying

Nooooo that’s the worst I’m so sorry!! It is kind of crazy though how employers tend to forget that people applying for jobs are also People With Lives and not just like. Desperate little gremlins who are willing to do anything for a job like why would they even ask for your availability if they weren’t gonna do anything with it 💀💀

I hope it works out either way tho!! Sending you much luck and all the good vibes in your job hunt✨✨

[ispyspookymansion]

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

[xalatath]

Yield to my will bro

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.