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> Insufficient privileges. Leave the area immediately or surrender to council authority.

> Hello

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> Authenticate

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> Password

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> Password1

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> Fuck you

> Authenticated. Connecting to network TUM31R…

> Holy shit, that worked.

> Hello?

> Is anybody on the other side of this thing?

> Please, if anybody is receiving these messages, answer me.

> I’m stuck alone down here. Please answer me.

> I just want to go home. Please.

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meow :3

> meow

#iron lung roleplay #iron lung rp #roleplay #rp #what is he on about #mfer never seen a cat before

hey simon :3 ive been going around the multiverse asking, and ive just now found you!! so, whats your favorite flower, if you dont mind me asking?

-🌑💫

> I’m not sure.

> There weren’t any flowers on eden. The last flower I saw was on Mars, when I was very little.

> I don’t know what it was called.

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oops i died for a bit. anyway hi guys i am here again

#ooc #sorry the iron lung fixation died for a bit

*eats the submarine*

> well that’s not very nice

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// not gonna respond to roleplay stuff for a couple days, see you then

itty bitty simon

#ooc

wonderful-rp-resources

Please reblog this if it’s okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you, even if you haven’t reblogged a meme, because I just want to RP with you

the-c0nvict

Hello?

Is anyone there?

I- I don't know how I got this signal or found this line..

It shouldn't be possible...

If anyone is there, please tell me. I- I don't know all the details but the people up here said they lost a ship and- and.. shit, everything in this universe is just wrong...

I figured I'd start with the ocean.

- @paradoxofparadoxes

“Hello-? I’m here, can you hear me?”

“I’m in the lost ship, I’m here!”

Simon stares at the radio, pushing a hand through his hair. God, he hoped this wasn’t just his mind playing tricks on him again.

paradoxofparadoxes

"Holy shit- yes! Yes, I can hear you. I hear you. I- my name is Nori. I'm-"

"Barely anyone up here thinks you're still alive."

the-c0nvict

“I’m alive, I’m down here, I—“

“God— please, I would really, really like to not be down here anymore.”

Simon presses the heel of his hand to one of his eyes, squeezing them shut.

“Please- please, I think I’ve done enough—“

paradoxofparadoxes

"I know, I- fuck, I don't know why they'd ever send anyone down there like that.."

"I don't know how yet but I can work on a way to get you back to the surface. I can...do things. It- it's kind of hard to explain."

the-c0nvict

“…”

Simon didn’t respond for a moment, taking in careful, rattling breaths for fear of using up too much of his oxygen.

“You can get me out?”

He croaked after a moment, looking up at the speaker.

paradoxofparadoxes

"I'm sure as hell gonna try. I've been told I'm pretty stubborn."

"Just tell me where you are right now, and- and I can work out something from there. There's some other ships up here, maybe if I could take one of those and meet you there.. I'm pretty sure that captain lady will notice if one of her subs goes missing, though...."

the-c0nvict

“I- um-“

Simon glanced back at the control panel, then to the map he had plastered to the wall.

“I’m somewhere around the coordinates 1060, 650? Ish.”

He sat back down in his chair, hands shaking as he rested his hand on the lever.

“I can- meet you, somewhere, probably.”

paradoxofparadoxes

"1060, 650. Got it, okay. Okay. I have that written down, let me just- I'll get a ship and- and I'll find a way to meet you somewhere and get you back to the surface."

"Just stay on the line with me. I'm on the way."

...

"Artemis, Emma, Mercury? I need your help."

the-c0nvict

Simon listens to the chatter of the other starting their work, staring at the crack in the porthole then glancing behind him, out of habit.

After a few minutes and a short stretch of silence, he speaks again.

“Why would you do this for me?”

He hesitates, before rewording it.

“Why would you go through all this- all this effort? You don’t know what I’ve done.”

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*the bat is making all sorts of squeaky noises, immediately latching into your hand and sniffing, as if it wasn’t the only one confused by another creature.*

*looks like you got a new buddy*

🦇 anon

“Huh.”

Simon tilts his head at it, rubbing his thumb gently over the bat’s head.

“Okay.” He carefully walks over to the console and sits down, setting the bat in his lap.

“Let’s go on, I guess.”

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*the speaker crackles. A voice comes through, broken and distant. It’s a woman’s voice (as far as Simon can tell anyway)* “This is my last transmission for today…I’m getting tired…this is Ellen Ripley of the scavenge ship Nostromo. The company has screwed us. We were never meant to survive. We were never meant to recover anything but it. This isn’t an expedition, it’s a goddamn execution.”

“Not anything I didn’t know already,” Simon mumbles to herself, staring at the speaker as if she could will it to speak again.

“I’m sorry, whoever you are. Yet another victim to the COI’s fucked up sense of justice.”

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*A strange static fills the radio. The walls shake for a moment. The iron lung groans. But suddenly, for just a few minutes, the temperature drops. Not dramatically, but just enough to be noticable. The radio is back, better than ever. The air becomes easier to breathe . The lights brighten slightly. The sub feels a little less like a metal trap, for a small moment. There are strange whispers coming from... somewhere.* Hello...? Can you hear us...? Simon... we are glad you are alive. We promised to do what we can. The Eel is farther away. It's hold is not as strong. For now. We can help. We hope we can help. We are sorry we can't do more. We are sorry you are still here. The Ocean does not want to let you leave. The Ocean does whatever it can to hold you here. The Ocean can lie. Remember that. ... If you are claimed by The Ocean, know that you won't be taken by it. Your Soul will be safe with us, if you allow it. We keep outselves safe. We hope it won't come to that. We hope to see you again. We hope you escape. Good luck... Simon. (OOC: Whispers anon back again with some hopeful help. Basically they're saying even if Simon dies his soul will be safe in their amalgamation, if he chooses to let them do it. If he doesn't they'll just try to leave him in peace. Also their version of help is essentially to make the entire SM-13 feel slightly more comfortale and less like it's cooking Simon alive. I may not be frequent but i like putting my weird sad lil monster thing to talk to your Simon. Hope you have a good day! <3)

“Thank you, for the advice, and the promise.”

Simon’s hand rests on the crank lightly as she stares at the cracked glass of the porthole.

“But I’m not dying down here.”

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the-c0nvict

Hello?

Is anyone there?

I- I don't know how I got this signal or found this line..

It shouldn't be possible...

If anyone is there, please tell me. I- I don't know all the details but the people up here said they lost a ship and- and.. shit, everything in this universe is just wrong...

I figured I'd start with the ocean.

- @paradoxofparadoxes

“Hello-? I’m here, can you hear me?”

“I’m in the lost ship, I’m here!”

Simon stares at the radio, pushing a hand through his hair. God, he hoped this wasn’t just his mind playing tricks on him again.

paradoxofparadoxes

"Holy shit- yes! Yes, I can hear you. I hear you. I- my name is Nori. I'm-"

"Barely anyone up here thinks you're still alive."

the-c0nvict

“I’m alive, I’m down here, I—“

“God— please, I would really, really like to not be down here anymore.”

Simon presses the heel of his hand to one of his eyes, squeezing them shut.

“Please- please, I think I’ve done enough—“

paradoxofparadoxes

"I know, I- fuck, I don't know why they'd ever send anyone down there like that.."

"I don't know how yet but I can work on a way to get you back to the surface. I can...do things. It- it's kind of hard to explain."

the-c0nvict

“…”

Simon didn’t respond for a moment, taking in careful, rattling breaths for fear of using up too much of his oxygen.

“You can get me out?”

He croaked after a moment, looking up at the speaker.

paradoxofparadoxes

"I'm sure as hell gonna try. I've been told I'm pretty stubborn."

the-c0nvict

“I- um-“

Simon glanced back at the control panel, then to the map he had plastered to the wall.

“I’m somewhere around the coordinates 1060, 650? Ish.”

He sat back down in his chair, hands shaking as he rested his hand on the lever.

“I can- meet you, somewhere, probably.”

I'll share a trick I learned to quickly recover your self-control when you're in a panic situation. It's simple: start doing Math in your head. I'm serious! Do simple equations, such as 5 plus 9, or 11 plus 6. Then try multiplying and dividing. Math activates the logical side of the brain and diverts neural activity from the emotional areas to the rational ones. Hope that helps, Simon!

> Thank you.

> I’m not the best with numbers, but I will try this.

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"Oh c'mon, there's no need to overreact!"

[The entity moves closer to the screen, despite not taking a step, and Simon can see its sharp teech, perfectly visible in the unnaturally wide smile it has on display.]

"A whole knife? For silly lil' me? I'm honored, of course, but don't you think it's a little much?"

[The creature looks down at the knife through the screen of the terminal, with a distinct lack of camera. Bells chime as it moves and, finally, Simon can see a tag attached to the end of its antlers: "The Soul"]

-🌟

Simon gripped the handles of the scissors he had stored in the knife guard, holding it in front of him in his fist, his hand trembling slightly.

“What the fuck are you?”

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Alright I don't know how I'd be able to help you fix those leaks but if you say they're fine.

Anyway here's some fruit! Because it's all I have to share, apparently, and you need the nutrients in there anyway. Also some water.

[two bottles of water and a basket with some fruit appear in the sub. 🍒🍓🍎🍊🫐🍇]

Don't ask how that got in there. Magic.✨

> Thank you so much.

> May God bless your path, sibling.

> I appreciate this a lot.

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// bit tired and feeling quite ill so i might not respond to asks / reblogs for the day

#ooc

the-c0nvict

“Hello…?” Lenore calls out through the speaker

“I-…I dunno if anyone can hear me- b-but uhm…I wanna go home….”

@simon-lenore-ironlung

“Hello? Hello?”

Simon gets up from their chair to face the radio. The sound of a voice different from the godforsaken eel’s sparked a flame of hope in their chest, their hand on the chair tightening.

“Hello? Who’s- who’s there? Can you hear me?”