*Sleepy Prince*

He/Him/29. 18+ blog. Mildly NSFW... Minors, get out or get blocked.

[memeuplift]

[kittydealer]

u/Creative-Category-60

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[clouds-of-wings]

Unsourceable, from 2013

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[milsae]

rogue lady and mage lady

[yuri-radar]

Ping!

[pusheen]

[cat-boots]

me when I'm about to get you

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

[pusheen]

[advosart]

Your aura is rancid

[kabsey]

I experienced this in game.

[pixelguzzler]

my tinder date is a fucking loser bruh

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[pedantic-swedish-bunny-girl]

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

[catboy-tdick]

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….

[hottdoggblogg]

[the-big-mood]

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[juney-blues]

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)