*Sleepy Prince* @the-calico-palico - Tumblr Blog

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

sceptixfakemon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sceptixfakemon

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

safaridays

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

pusheen

advosart

Your aura is rancid

kabsey

I experienced this in game.

pixelguzzler

my tinder date is a fucking loser bruh

fluffysheeps

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

pedantic-swedish-bunny-girl

@catboy-tdick opinion on the bumble sharks?

catboy-tdick

WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS….

hottdoggblogg

the-big-mood

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juney-blues

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

desert-palm

captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)