What Do You See? A God, Or A Liar? Age: 24

I am the silliest stilt walker in the circus, and you are here to see me walk and speak. You will witness my musings and wisdom gained from my vantage. And you will always secretly wish to see my fall.

[ichimakesart]

Patience...patience...

[prophcassandra]

White Wolf seemed continually shocked that, no matter how many times times they wrote “vampires have no sex drive” or “the vampire sex drive is re-wired to center on feeding as a replacement for sex” across the first two editions of VtM, most players or writers just ignored them because the amount of players that want vampire smut is pretty much always going to be higher than those that want to subvert expectations around sex and intimacy with vampires.

So then in Revised they changed approach from saying “vampires have no sex drive” to “well if you have sex as a vampire it’s actually really icky.” They added details like vampires having all their bodily fluids replaced by blood and were not shy about saying "yes that means you cum blood and all sex is period sex." They were trying to gross out the fandom and make people stop playing horny vampires, but were again, shocked when players either ignored this, or were into it. Then when they finally acted like they had acquiesced to fans and made an honest to gods VtM smut novel it was filled with incest, necrophilia, and more SA than a late-stage L. Ron Hubbard book.

Yet they still were baffled by the amount of vampire smut being produced, realizing that, if anything, they had only encouraged the player base. Then when V20 came out they were line "fine, fuck you, vampires can have sex now and it's normal, the Blush makes all your bodily fluids normal and stuff, you win." Dark Ages V20 even leaned into this and is I think the only VtM gameline that took what I would describe as a "normal" attitude towards romance, sex, and intimacy within a TTRPG. For a moment, I thought maybe they'd finally gotten over themselves. Aaaaaand then V5 came out and we got Bloodstained Love and had to experience the lovely drama around the "Here's how much Humanity you need to fuck" rules and the "Bleed is always good and you should always strive for it" lines they put in. So like, any thoughts on V6? What weird drama is VtM going to get into around portrayals of sex and romance at the table? I wonder what strange and unique controversy they'll give us this time

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

V6 is where they gave up and went YEAH FINE. YOU CAN KILL THROUGH SEX. HAPPY?

[wraithillustrates]

*insert really super duper cool text here*

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[sixthrock]

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like "unlike you sjws I'm not so easily triggered, there's only two genders and white privilege isn't real, lol u mad" and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like "heyyy it's Train Fucker" every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

[cuminjuice-deactivated20241202]

any of you still remember when that train fucker guy commented on everyone's death note posts that light was straight, edited light's picture on a heterosexual pride flag and tagged like 50 dn blogs and typed the absolute glorious sentence 'not everyone is a homosex', or was all that just a fever dream????

[twinkish-justice]

"Train fucker guy" got me like

[cuminjuice-deactivated20241202]

does his url answer the question

[rosepeta1s]

I like to think that Gangle does solo videogame/anime adventures and Caine joins her as an interactive spectator bc he has fomo lol. Of course, he can only watch her and not make any decisions for her ; he did, however, grow fond of glamrock Freddy and sometimes forget he's just spectating when making eye contact lol.

[waywardstatic]

Post ep 9 Caine would 1000% need therapy

[paffshy]

I drew a sketch for this comic after I had fully decided to quit my job

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[demilypyro]

https://bsky.app/profile/maxidango.bsky.social/post/3mr73dcmgcs2b

[vunderjoy]

they are frequent costars in their respective acts, know this

[parasiticheart]

the shen comic where they say that "girl shen" has a personality and "boy shen" does not despite them technically being the same person is intresting to me. I wonder if any group of people out there have the experience of feeling like a hollow husk without personality in "male form" but find themselves in "girl form"

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[ace-trainer-alice]

while on the one hand kissing someone who's extremely weak to kissing is really fun because you get to cause someone to melt with just tongue alone, on the other hand kissing someone who hates kissing is possibly even more fun because its reactions will be even more violent and there's an added sadistic dimension to it, so it's really quite hard to decide. can i choose both?

[onecrunchypeanut]

thank you jax for teaching the ai the art of subtle human communication

[cosmichorrorlesbians]

institutional access you don't have any more is a sort of dead wife

[paffshy]

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