M2702

Welcome aboard captain!

[the-captains-friend]

Chapter-Info!

Welcome Captains! this is (Mostly) an ask/rp blog! You get to influence the story!

The person behind this blog is a minor, so don't do any sort of NSFW/porn shit, or i'll send @redacted-madness after you. And I'll block your ass, but sending madness is funnier, and i'm sure they don't mind either.

Color is an important Aspect of this Blog

Chapter Tags:

#Not an RP = posts that are not for an RP, pretty self explanatory #Old Times = Extra Chapters Not Directly Connected to other Chapters - Info on that is #Ext-Chapter Info #Welcome aboard Captain = Chapter 1 - Info on that is #Chap. 1 info [New Chapters are TBA]

Ask Tags:

#New Captain = Asks #An Odd Face = Anon Asks #Oddly Familiar = Asks from Friends and others I know, Including, but not limited to: Andrew (See Below)

Honorable mentions:

@imyourfriend (Me) @jacksepticeye-simp (A friend of mine, whomst is on the ace spectrum as far as i've been informed.)

[aomaoe]

engineer mark and darkiplier.. but with swapped clothes!!

took a quick doodle request from twitter and kinda ran with it.. LOL. alt version and maybe speedpaint video under cut!!! if i can get it to work..

My original vision is the one I put above a sthe main image, but then I started thinking about swapping their outfits entirely..!!! so i had to do an alt.

Also, below is the speedpaint which i realised i could record after i had started the lines.. LOL so sorry it starts randomly!!! hopefully it works.

[the-captains-friend]

Oh,,,

[mountaindook]

Happy Birthday Engi!!!

(I’m not sure how I decided today was his birthday— but it was in my birthday app!)

I’m not sure what I’d do for Engis birthday, but I’m sure he’d be a big fan of quality time sort of things. Maybe go watch a movie? Go to something like Dave and busters? He seems like a guy to enjoy that kind of thing! Or maybe we’d stay in and build a big Lego set together. (The Lego being the gift)

Sets I think he’d want;

The cake I’d get him; cookie of course :)

[andysepticeye-reblogs]

Happy late birthday to him i thought his birthday was on the 14th 😭

[mountaindook]

Idk bro that’s what I had it set up for on the app😭

[andysepticeye-reblogs]

I think it was his birthday on the 4th but I just forgot 💔

[the-captains-friend]

i missed my own birthday..?

[the-captains-friend]

Hello, engineer. - @divine-ceo

Ah! Hello A-again, Ma'am!

(Christ- I forgot how terrifying she is...)

He stumbles on His words, nervous about being even in the same room as Dark.

What brings you h-here this fine... evening?

He Glances towards seemingly nothing before looking back at Dark

[divine-ceo]

"I wanted to ask how you were doing after your..adventure." Dark says, only blinking

[the-captains-friend]

I'm doin' Fine- y-yep Perfectly fine!

He seems to shiver under her cold gaze, He mumbles something but only a few words could be understood...

"Definitely not paranoid after that..."

[divine-ceo]

"Is something wrong, Mark?" She asks, concerned

[the-captains-friend]

He gives a thumbs up, but She sees right through the faux happy-go-lucky attitude.

Ah, Nope, Everything's all H-Hunky-dory!

Do people even say that anymore!?

He seems to be second guessing himself...

[divine-ceo]

Dark narrows her eyes

"You can tell me the truth."

[the-captains-friend]

I-I'm Fine...

He glances back at Nothing, Then back at her, then mouths "I can't say anything about the Adventures around The Captain..."

[divine-ceo]

"Why?" She questioned, tilting her head

[the-captains-friend]

It doesn't-

For just a moment, she heard a snarl in the corner, and Mark looked at it

H-huh? N-no, I remember what you said. She should know- No i- Yes, I know...

Is he... talking to himself or something?

[divine-ceo]

Dark tilts her head, her form shifting into that of an old womans.

"Will this help?" She asks, offering Mark a chocolate chip cookie

[the-captains-friend]

What the-

Mark is very confused about the sudden change in her appearance

Sure?

He takes the cookie and breaks a piece off, eating the rest.

[unlikely-cypher]

SoulHex Moodboard!!

🤩🤩 SO PRETTY!!! I love the aesthetic!!!!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

TYY

[goober-offical]

Well if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with The Devil himself..

Is killing me.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Its not exactly wrong is it 😭 Phantom is usually associated with the devil since he's a demon who wears red and steals souls via contract

[goober-offical]

I have no clue who Phantom is.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

This dude! He's a Natewantstobattle ego!

[the-captains-friend]

OH! ZOO-WEE MAMA!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED DAMIEN

[the-captains-friend]

I CAN LIKE MULTIPLE PEOPLE AT ONCE, THANKS.

[unlikely-cypher]

SoulHex Moodboard!!

🤩🤩 SO PRETTY!!! I love the aesthetic!!!!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

TYY

[goober-offical]

Well if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with The Devil himself..

Is killing me.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Its not exactly wrong is it 😭 Phantom is usually associated with the devil since he's a demon who wears red and steals souls via contract

[goober-offical]

I have no clue who Phantom is.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

This dude! He's a Natewantstobattle ego!

[the-captains-friend]

OH! ZOO-WEE MAMA!

[jackiesdragoncastle]

[jacksepticeye-simp]

[the-captains-friend]

...

[respect-the-stache]

Hiya Mr Warfstache! Would you like to look at this image of lemon custard that I made?

Ooo! Those sure look interesting! What's the process for making them? Do you leave the lemon peel on it?

~ᗯIᒪ

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Sort of? You hollow out the lemon before filling it up with the custard mix, though you can use small cups instead of hollow lemons

[respect-the-stache]

Ah. I see, I see! I shall try this treat when I have the opportunity!

~ᗯIᒪ

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Heres the recipe for you!

Ingredients:

6 lemons

Cut out flesh from lemons, remove the cores as well.

Add 2 1/2 cups of heavy whipping cream

Add 1/4 cup of sugar

Mix till dissolved

Add 3 tablespoons of lemon juice

2 tablespoons of lemon zest

Simmer for 3 minutes

Add the liquid to the lemon shells when done simmering

Refrigerate for about an hour

Enjoy

[the-captains-friend]

Rp aside, that looks amazing.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Thank you!!!

[the-captains-friend]

Very impressive, honestly.

[respect-the-stache]

Hiya Mr Warfstache! Would you like to look at this image of lemon custard that I made?

Ooo! Those sure look interesting! What's the process for making them? Do you leave the lemon peel on it?

~ᗯIᒪ

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Sort of? You hollow out the lemon before filling it up with the custard mix, though you can use small cups instead of hollow lemons

[respect-the-stache]

Ah. I see, I see! I shall try this treat when I have the opportunity!

~ᗯIᒪ

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Heres the recipe for you!

Ingredients:

6 lemons

Cut out flesh from lemons, remove the cores as well.

Add 2 1/2 cups of heavy whipping cream

Add 1/4 cup of sugar

Mix till dissolved

Add 3 tablespoons of lemon juice

2 tablespoons of lemon zest

Simmer for 3 minutes

Add the liquid to the lemon shells when done simmering

Refrigerate for about an hour

Enjoy

[the-captains-friend]

Rp aside, that looks amazing.

[brokentimewatch]

Do yall Fw Yumeshipping?

Two Germans Loving eachother

[jacksepticeye-simp]

FELLOW YUMESHIPPER WOAH *EATS YOUR ART* YOU'RE SO TALENTED

[brokentimewatch]

Its a picrew hdhdhdhd but I put alot of thought behind the design!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

LINK THE PICREW

[brokentimewatch]

Da Picrew Link

Here you go

[jacksepticeye-simp]

THANKS MOOTIE

[brokentimewatch]

ANYTIME MOOTIE 💙

[jacksepticeye-simp]

IMMA MAKE AN OC TO KISS ANTISEPTICEYE

[the-captains-friend]

Shoving this. into my face hole.

[brokentimewatch]

HELL YAAAAY

Pookie whos that xD idk who you're shipping yourself with

[the-captains-friend]

I didn't base it of anyone!

I MADE THIS BECAUSE

✨I FELT LIKE IT✨

[brokentimewatch]

FUCK YA

[the-captains-friend]

If I based it off anyone it would've looked like Me and Damien.

I mean- what- who said that?

[brokentimewatch]

Do yall Fw Yumeshipping?

Two Germans Loving eachother

[jacksepticeye-simp]

FELLOW YUMESHIPPER WOAH *EATS YOUR ART* YOU'RE SO TALENTED

[brokentimewatch]

Its a picrew hdhdhdhd but I put alot of thought behind the design!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

LINK THE PICREW

[brokentimewatch]

Da Picrew Link

Here you go

[jacksepticeye-simp]

THANKS MOOTIE

[brokentimewatch]

ANYTIME MOOTIE 💙

[jacksepticeye-simp]

IMMA MAKE AN OC TO KISS ANTISEPTICEYE

[the-captains-friend]

Shoving this. into my face hole.

[brokentimewatch]

HELL YAAAAY

Pookie whos that xD idk who you're shipping yourself with

[the-captains-friend]

I didn't base it of anyone!

I MADE THIS BECAUSE

✨I FELT LIKE IT✨

[doubly-magic]

PSA

EVERYONE BE CAREFUL. ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN PHISHING SITE (first link)

(the link is purple bc i clicked on it to get the link w/o special characters to report to various phising page report places).

the page leads to what appears to be the normal archive page, w/ the popup about the privacy policy & everything, with the url https://xn--iao3-lw4b.ws/media DO NOT LOG IN. THEY ARE HERE TO STEAL YOUR LOGIN CREDENTIALS. LOOK AT URLS BEFORE ENTERING ANY PERSONAL INFO.

STAY SAFE ON THE INTERNET GUYS!!

please reblog to spread this warning!!

[brokentimewatch]

Do yall Fw Yumeshipping?

Two Germans Loving eachother

[jacksepticeye-simp]

FELLOW YUMESHIPPER WOAH *EATS YOUR ART* YOU'RE SO TALENTED

[brokentimewatch]

Its a picrew hdhdhdhd but I put alot of thought behind the design!

[jacksepticeye-simp]

LINK THE PICREW

[brokentimewatch]

Da Picrew Link

Here you go

[jacksepticeye-simp]

THANKS MOOTIE

[brokentimewatch]

ANYTIME MOOTIE 💙

[jacksepticeye-simp]

IMMA MAKE AN OC TO KISS ANTISEPTICEYE

[the-captains-friend]

Shoving this. into my face hole.

[dearlizzies]

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

[the-captains-friend]

I will never call anyone Daddy!

Unless it's Damian/Darkiplier.

I mean- what who said that-

[the-captains-friend]

Hello, engineer. - @divine-ceo

Ah! Hello A-again, Ma'am!

(Christ- I forgot how terrifying she is...)

He stumbles on His words, nervous about being even in the same room as Dark.

What brings you h-here this fine... evening?

He Glances towards seemingly nothing before looking back at Dark

[divine-ceo]

"I wanted to ask how you were doing after your..adventure." Dark says, only blinking

[the-captains-friend]

I'm doin' Fine- y-yep Perfectly fine!

He seems to shiver under her cold gaze, He mumbles something but only a few words could be understood...

"Definitely not paranoid after that..."

[divine-ceo]

"Is something wrong, Mark?" She asks, concerned

[the-captains-friend]

He gives a thumbs up, but She sees right through the faux happy-go-lucky attitude.

Ah, Nope, Everything's all H-Hunky-dory!

Do people even say that anymore!?

He seems to be second guessing himself...

[divine-ceo]

Dark narrows her eyes

"You can tell me the truth."

[the-captains-friend]

I-I'm Fine...

He glances back at Nothing, Then back at her, then mouths "I can't say anything about the Adventures around The Captain..."

[divine-ceo]

"Why?" She questioned, tilting her head

[the-captains-friend]

It doesn't-

For just a moment, she heard a snarl in the corner, and Mark looked at it

H-huh? N-no, I remember what you said. She should know- No i- Yes, I know...

Is he... talking to himself or something?

[the-captains-friend]

Hello, engineer. - @divine-ceo

Ah! Hello A-again, Ma'am!

(Christ- I forgot how terrifying she is...)

He stumbles on His words, nervous about being even in the same room as Dark.

What brings you h-here this fine... evening?

He Glances towards seemingly nothing before looking back at Dark

[divine-ceo]

"I wanted to ask how you were doing after your..adventure." Dark says, only blinking

[the-captains-friend]

I'm doin' Fine- y-yep Perfectly fine!

He seems to shiver under her cold gaze, He mumbles something but only a few words could be understood...

"Definitely not paranoid after that..."

[divine-ceo]

"Is something wrong, Mark?" She asks, concerned

[the-captains-friend]

He gives a thumbs up, but She sees right through the faux happy-go-lucky attitude.

Ah, Nope, Everything's all H-Hunky-dory!

Do people even say that anymore!?

He seems to be second guessing himself...

[divine-ceo]

Dark narrows her eyes

"You can tell me the truth."

[the-captains-friend]

I-I'm Fine...

He glances back at Nothing, Then back at her, then mouths "I can't say anything about the Adventures around The Captain..."

[anomalyunfound]

@divine-ceo Going on a field trip! Chase’ll be out of work for a few days. :)

[divine-ceo]

..Oh dear

[the-captains-friend]

...I don't think that's good.