Gooberness :3

:3 henlo my name is ellie :D I'm lookin for frens :P Enby Leaning Femby :3

[goober-offical]

Not what you were expecting- WHY IS THERE A MARKER IN THE PLANT!?

- Me, July 31st 2026

[killer-offical]

gender neutral words that aren't twin........... i like dude but its gendered........ help me..........................

[goober-offical]

It's not gendered if you don't give half a shit :D

[killer-offical]

other folks wouldn't like being calls guys or a gendered term 🥹

[goober-offical]

I guess you're ri

Wait you just used a non-gendered term!

You're looking for those!

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[thesunlightvoid]

Where’s the good news🤔🤔

edit: did I hear someone say wake up and then I woke up to no one in my room, it legit sounded like they whispered something in my ear as close as possible and all they said was “wake up” my sibling said it might of been our dead grandparent (this happened on that dead grandparents birthday)

[sillyosclover]

hmmm

EDIT: MY BROTHER GOT A GIRLFRIEND HE JUST TEXTED ME BECAUSE I WENT TO TEXT HIM TO SAY HI AFTER REBLOGGING THIS AND (SNIFF SNIFF) UWUUGH AISKKAKASK 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 congrats brother welcome to the world of relationship

EDIT 2: his girlfriend is coming over for thanksgiving he just told me🥺

EDIT 3: the girlfriend thing was def a coincidence because something bad just happened I ran over a squirrel I hate this bagel I’m gonna go bury the goddamn squirrel 😭

[smoken-bagel-deactivated2024022]

Uh….well im already a mess so burn my kind ig

[goober-offical]

eh, what’s the worst that could happen?

… moreover, what’s the Best that could happen?

[goober-offical]

Bad news, chaps. I don't think it worked.

[killer-offical]

gender neutral words that aren't twin........... i like dude but its gendered........ help me..........................

[goober-offical]

It's not gendered if you don't give half a shit :D

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[thesunlightvoid]

Where’s the good news🤔🤔

edit: did I hear someone say wake up and then I woke up to no one in my room, it legit sounded like they whispered something in my ear as close as possible and all they said was “wake up” my sibling said it might of been our dead grandparent (this happened on that dead grandparents birthday)

[sillyosclover]

hmmm

EDIT: MY BROTHER GOT A GIRLFRIEND HE JUST TEXTED ME BECAUSE I WENT TO TEXT HIM TO SAY HI AFTER REBLOGGING THIS AND (SNIFF SNIFF) UWUUGH AISKKAKASK 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 congrats brother welcome to the world of relationship

EDIT 2: his girlfriend is coming over for thanksgiving he just told me🥺

EDIT 3: the girlfriend thing was def a coincidence because something bad just happened I ran over a squirrel I hate this bagel I’m gonna go bury the goddamn squirrel 😭

[smoken-bagel-deactivated2024022]

Uh….well im already a mess so burn my kind ig

[goober-offical]

eh, what's the worst that could happen?

... moreover, what's the Best that could happen?

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[the-ivy-grows-regardless]

Actually we art for fucking thine mother

[goober-offical]

Thy “for” in thine statement is unnecessary

[workplacefire]

arson

[goober-offical]

barson

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

LETS FUCKING GO OUR BOY WON TSM2026

[goober-offical]

Look at that guy! He's Groovy and not at all Glooby!

[goober-offical]

Who put this portal 2 music in my factory game?

[goober-offical]

I'm starting to dislike Minecraft captions because THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY “SOMETHING TRIPS”!?

[goober-offical]

Wow. A 1994 Sega 32X has a backrooms game now?

[nonbinary-culture]

Can we pick up “diamour” for a nonbinary partner again? Because that word was nice and pretty as heck.

It came from “diamoric”, which describes the non-straight, non-same-gender but intrinsically queer nature of relationships involving a nonbinary person (or multiple nonbinary people).

So like, a relationship between a girl and an agender person is diamoric and the agender person is the girl’s diamour!

Or, an androgyne and a genderfluid person dating are diamours!

I just love that word so much!

[diamoricpositivity]

!!!!

[goober-offical]

I thought that said dinosaur for a second.

[goober-offical]

[In a tired voice] I was way too locked in, man...

[goober-offical]

can you adopt me, goober?

I mean, Sure. I guess.

Not sure I'd be the best parent tho...

[goober-offical]

My door slammed shut and this time, without joking, I think it was the wind.

[goober-offical]

Aware has the ‘a’ suffix, ‘a’ meaning opposite of, Implying Aware is the opposite of “Ware”, so ware must mean no knowledge on [something]

[goober-offical]

Spaghettu

- My mom

Mocrowave

-My mom(?)