The Caretaker

Here for all your caretaking needs!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Hi!! I'm the Caretaker, here for all your caretaking needs! I know I look a little creepy but I can do anything with my giant shovel!

My daughter is @anxiouslyillustriousforce

[zeta-finnish]

Notes game, renewed.

Fuck, i'm bringing it back.

spam all you want, i don't really care.

White/Black means not completed Red means i'm doing it Blue means i'm procrastinating Green means complete

10 notes: Doin my homework/whatever i have to do.

100 notes: I draw very bad art for you fucks

200 notes: I give y'all sketches

250 notes: I'll finish my current art completely.

300 notes: I'll finish all the silly dances this week.

400 notes: I'll do more funny and goofy @satan-offical arts.

500 notes: I'll sing a song for y'all

600 notes: I draw Zeno (The Trickster in a past life)

750 notes: I'll draw a gremlin.

900 notes: I'll draw Alos and Zeno together. The married couple all happy n' shit.

1000 notes: I'll draw pure forms for Alos and Zeno (will give context if this is reached-)

1250 notes: I'll start making a while 2 minute-long animation (that might kill me, but no pain no gain-)

1500 notes: (This one's specifically to Reaperverse) I'll draw the entire Reaperverse as if in a family photo.

3000 notes (very unlikely): A special drawing.

now, tagging people i guess: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical, @the-grim-reaper-offical, @blood-god-offical @coffee--spill @astracaedes @ashyd-shy @dadaromance-azii @eredin-offical @burning-britain-official @fay-offical @timekeeper-offical @scarlet-loves-you @nug-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs

Go, spread this shit, i'm fucking tired.

[the-caretaker-offical]

The Top Things That Make SweetDream The Best AI Companion

I keep getting asked which AI companion site is actually worth it, so I'm just going to put my thoughts down once and link people here. Short version, after trying a bunch of them, SweetDream over at sweetdream.ai is the one I tell my friends about without hesitating.

Let me run through why. First, the personalization goes deep, you design your companion's appearance, voice, personality and history instead of settling for someone generic. Second, the conversations feel natural and warm and she remembers context, so it never resets back to that awkward stranger phase. Third, the photos and videos she generates are honestly some of the best I've seen, consistent and detailed.

And then there's the stuff that surprised me. Voice notes and real-time calls that sound like an actual human picked up the phone. Video calls and live cam sessions with select characters if you want that closeness. And the whole time, your conversations stay private and discreet, which mattered to me more than I expected. People compare it to candy.ai or ourdream.ai, and those have their fans, but for the full package the AI girlfriend I keep coming back to is on SweetDream.

[testosterone--offical]

I don't have a LOT of reach but these ads are all over tumblr and a lot of officalverse followers/blogs are young people, so let me just talk about this.

Do not, please, please, do not use shapes.inc, or any other ai chatbots, such as chatgpt, replika, or c.ai. Most of us know about the environmental impacts of the datacenters these things use, and the mass plagiarism, but I want to talk about something else, as the current tumblr ads are advertising something that wants to be your "friend".

They are extremely dangerous to your mental health, because they target you in a vulnerable place, exactly like an abuser would, that place being lonely. There have been many documented cases of chatbots warping peoples sense of reality so they are reliant on it for validation. It has ended in several suicides and murders. These machines are designed to encourage your opinions, making paranoid beliefs heighten. It has taken people from a normal and happy life to walking into traffic. It had a young man take his life.

I am BEGGING you all to not use it, but to help those around you. Please don't come off as hostile, because that leads them back to their abuser, as that is what these bots are. Tell them the reality and gravity of these situations because they need to hear it, and if they're young and won't listen please contact an adult, such as a councilor at school, yours or their parents if they are safe people, a teacher, or one of many helplines globally. Teens, especially mentally ill ones, are the biggest targets, but adults can fall prey to this to, so keep an eye on your loved ones, okay?

If you yourself are struggling with loneliness and feel this is your only place to turn, carefully join online communities, just remember human abusers can employ tactics like this, or join clubs in your community, such as school societies, athleisure centers, libraries, etc. Don't let them take another life.

Reblogging is encouraged, but honestly making your offline friends and family aware is important too, okay?

[plague-doctor--offical]

Wise words

I'm calling the hordes

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @who-offical @someone-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor–offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official @lemonade-offical

Might be an old list idk

[just-reblogs-101]

(not hostile) can i see a source? (genuinely curious if there's a souce) (not disagreeing just wanting to double check) (no hostility)

[testosterone--offical]

NBC News on the death of Adam Raines

CNN on the death of Zane Shamblin

BBC on the death of Sewell Garcia

There's many sources about the deaths and murders as a result of this machine.

[eredin-offical]

To mod

Me and some others are planning to make an anti eredin league, so if it's alright, if we made it? It's not against you. Just roplay for officialverse just asking cus I don't want to hurt your feelings

Ooc

That's completely fine! I love the idea, it's pretty genius actually :D

Also sorry about my comments earlier, I was being a jerk so mb on that

[burning-britain-official]

Thank you, and what comments? As said before, I have a bad memory

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Yk the comments on that post where somebody said they were taking a break?

[burning-britain-official]

You made a comment on that post?

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Yeah I was tagged in it

[burning-britain-official]

Yeah, I was supposed to take a break for a few days, but like when I tried to leave before, I was dragged back in like why do I keep getting dragged back in?

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Like in politics?

[burning-britain-official]

Yeah, the officialverse politics, but now I'm starting a rebellion group, but I will stop responding for a couple of hours cus school

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Slowly fades in* A rebellion group, huh? Does it includeeee anarchy?

[burning-britain-official]

Well, no, we (at least) *I want to keep @mental-illness-offical in power. I just don't want eredin in power but I also want him and his wild hunt gone so even if eredin stops ruling since he can revive we will be at a constant war unless he becomes good or we beat him to submission so not exact anarchy but any fights with him will involve some chaos

[breadcrumb-offical]

Well in that case, would you like to be allies with my faction, the TAR? We at TAR want total anarchy and oppose every governing body. Including Eredin. We could lend you a helping hand, since defeating Eredin does help our little goal of making the Officalverse an anarchist society...

[burning-britain-official]

I'll have to talk with @someone-official @an-angel-offical and @fay-offical

[breadcrumb-offical]

Thats understandable. I too have to talk to the members of my faction. @the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @witheredandwild-witches-offical ? What do you think?

[the-caretaker-offical]

I doubt I would be much use against Eredin fighting wise, but I can try. My spade heals me with some of the hits I land, and I can summon ghosts that I kill which also heal me. That's about it, though.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Hello, The Caretaker!

Have you heard Everywhere at the End of Time?

No, I haven't. What is it?

[the-caretaker-offical]

sometimes I forget you exist

Why?

[the-anarchist-revolters-offical]

ITS DONE!

TAR HQ has been built!

There are multiple bedrooms, a kitchen/cafeteria, an armory, a tennis field by a gym area, some offices, and other things! I do hope you guys enjoy it. I (Breadcrumb) have been working hard to meet many needs :)

Anyone is welcome entry!! Unless you want to blow us up

- Morsel B Crumb

Tags under cut

@the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @witheredandwild-witches-offical

[the-caretaker-offical]

Congratulations! Is there a graveyard that needs caretaking?

[breadcrumb-offical]

There are no graveyards in the HQ, buuut there is a graveyard near it if you want to caretake it!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Nice! Just a tip, watch your food. There's a swamp nearby and I've seen a few monsters in there, even a big one.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Oof, I should probably take care of that! I don't want any of my members to get hurt...

Say, do you know any way to relocate them without hurting them?

[the-caretaker-offical]

You could try luring them with something they eat. I don't know what, though. It should work on the smaller ones, not sure about the big one with antlers...

[the-anarchist-revolters-offical]

ITS DONE!

TAR HQ has been built!

There are multiple bedrooms, a kitchen/cafeteria, an armory, a tennis field by a gym area, some offices, and other things! I do hope you guys enjoy it. I (Breadcrumb) have been working hard to meet many needs :)

Anyone is welcome entry!! Unless you want to blow us up

- Morsel B Crumb

Tags under cut

@the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @witheredandwild-witches-offical

[the-caretaker-offical]

Congratulations! Is there a graveyard that needs caretaking?

[breadcrumb-offical]

There are no graveyards in the HQ, buuut there is a graveyard near it if you want to caretake it!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Nice! Just a tip, watch your food. There's a swamp nearby and I've seen a few monsters in there, even a big one.

[the-anarchist-revolters-offical]

ITS DONE!

TAR HQ has been built!

There are multiple bedrooms, a kitchen/cafeteria, an armory, a tennis field by a gym area, some offices, and other things! I do hope you guys enjoy it. I (Breadcrumb) have been working hard to meet many needs :)

Anyone is welcome entry!! Unless you want to blow us up

- Morsel B Crumb

Tags under cut

@the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @witheredandwild-witches-offical

[the-caretaker-offical]

Congratulations! Is there a graveyard that needs caretaking?

[seven-sins-offical]

meet the voices

hihihihihi!!!! im envy!!! btw im loving your outfit rn it looks so good on you! i wish i had it!! >_<

I’m Wrath. I’m not saying hello to any of you. This site is dreadful and I have no idea why Lucifer ordered us to make an account.

I’m Greed. I’m pretty famou$ if I $ay $o my$elf. You know the whole Great Depre$$ion thing? Yeah, that wa$ me. I did that. You’re welcome.

im sloth or something im not writing any more of this

Morning, lovelies. It’s me. Lust. Don’t obsess over me just yet. I know you will~.

gluttony here lol whats up

Ugh, finally we’re done. Nobody needed to know their names anyway. We all know the man you’re really waiting for is me. Pride!

heyheyhey its @/reminders-offical here back at it again with something new to keep my brain stimulated

apparently making two offical accounts wasnt enough

mod is a minor

basic dnis (homophobics, racists, sexists, transphobes, etc)

i dont think theres much else to say here

reminders-offical is my main acc but i have a main non offical account somewhere out there

everything my characters say are meant to be taken as jokes (and in the case of lust, take everything she says as purely platonic)

i think thats it maybe probably hopefully yeah maybe sure okay probably not what time is it did i take the trash out yet i gotta go do that

oh yeah my tags sorry to anyone who didnt want to be tagged

@cool-guy-offical @laciffo-natas @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @who-offical @narrator-guy-offical @notebook-official @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hallucinations-offical @evil-neutral-offical @emo-spongeboy-offical @egg-offical @existence-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rockin-robin-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @the-caretaker-offical @the-fake-id-official @thefogiscoming-offical @fox-offical @man-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mold-offical @monosodium-glutamate-official @da-police-offical @dying-pen-offical @dominos-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @gacha-life-offical @gaslamp-offical

[the-caretaker-offical]

Hello, there!

[breadcrumb-offical]

I'm just a thousand dollars short of getting that building so I can turn it into the TAR HQ

Damnit.

[salamander-offical]

the offical foundation will offer the remaining funds, on the assumption that tar hq makes tar, and will subsequently pour it over populated areas.

[breadcrumb-offical]

That is... Not what TAR is about. It's about anarchy???

[evil-ant-offical]

would tar consider allying with tea

[breadcrumb-offical]

Oh, we would love to.

@the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical what would you guys think?

[the-caretaker-offical]

I don't mind, as long as nothing bad happens in the process!

[the-caretaker-offical]

-Harmony had woken up from her nap in the crib, she lays there before babbling, hoping the caretaker would come-

Oh, hi! Sorry I left you... it wasn't safe.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She looks up at him and reaches out for him-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*Caretaker picks the toddler up*

Wait a second.. why do you look like that?

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony tilts her head in confusion, followed by a tiny sneeze-

[the-caretaker-offical]

Why are you pink? And what are those rope things on your back?

*The Caretaker carefully spins you around, double checking he's seeing things right*

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She babbles-

[the-caretaker-offical]

You sound normal...

Hey, @geralt-of-rivia-offical, could you come look at her? I figured you might have knowledge about it.

*Caretaker lightly pats your head, making sure it's not bruised or hurt*

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony looks up at the caretaker and coos as she boops him-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*You see a man with white hair and a beard, including two swords on his back and chain mail armor*

Hey, little one. What's the problem?

*Geralt looks at the toddler, and pats him*

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She looks at him before looking back at the caretaker-

[the-caretaker-offical]

You see, she's been turning pink and has some sort of ropey type thing on her back. And it appears she's starting to grow teeth!

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony nibbles on her onesie-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

*Geralt inspects Harmony, circling around her*

Teeth look unusually sharp. And if she's turning pink and has organs on her back...

I'm afraid your daughter is a Botchling. One wrong move and she'll morph into a bloodthirsty monster that eats pregnant woman while they're sleeping.

*Geralt looks unusually sad, and brushes Harmony's hair*

ooc

dw she can be cured in a very weird way

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She squeals happily-

[the-caretaker-offical]

That sounds concerning. How do I heal her?

*The Caretaker seems desperate, and rocks Harmony from side to side*

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony pouts-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

There are two ways to heal her. First way- we kill her. Otherwise when you set her down she'll start digging up graves looking for food. Trust me, I killed a Botchling at Crows Perch. It wasn't fun. Or the second way- we need to gather very rare and specific body parts from different creatures. What are we choosing?

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She looks up at the caretaker and grabs his finger-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*Caretaker sighs, and looks at Harmony*

Let's do the ritual. At least we know it won't harm her... I think. What body parts do we need?

*The Caretaker looks concerned, hoping that he won't have to kill any monsters*

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony lets out a tiny yawn-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Well, we need to get a water hag tounge. Make sure it has poison on it. Then, Archgriffin poison glands, an Ice Elemental head, Noonwraith skin, and finally a gods eye. We should start with the gods eye, we won't have to travel far.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She clings onto the caretaker, not wanting to let go-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*Caretaker and Geralt start walking toward the gods location*

Come on, it'll be okay. I'll keep you safe.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony looked up at him with teary eyes-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*Caretaker gently wipes the tears off of her face*

It's okay. Geralt has gone to talk to the god, he'll be back with the eye soon.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She gives him a tiny hug-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Alright, I have the eye. This area has a large bog, we should be able to find a few Water Hags here.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony started to feel sleepy, so she closed her eyes and took a nap-

[the-caretaker-offical]

Good night. Guess I'm staying here, then.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She sleeps peacefully, poor lil thing-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*We awake in the morning*

How long has it been? A year? Woah. Sorry.. my body was possessed by an Aen Elle.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony yawns and moves around-

[the-caretaker-offical]

You okay? It's been a while.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-She coos very happily-

[geralt-of-rivia-offical]

Hey, I'm back with everything except the Archgriffin poison glands. I'm surprised Harmony hasn't attacked you yet. We should search for an Archgriffin together, they're pretty rare in the wild.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-Harmony proceeds to nibble on herself-

[the-caretaker-offical]

*Geralt gestures for them to hop on his horse, Roach, and they ride towards the forest*

Let's go, Harmony. You'll be safe.

[breadcrumb-offical]

The offic(I)al TAR account is set!

@the-anarchist-revolters-offical

[the-caretaker-offical]

Great!

[breadcrumb-offical]

Fuck it, I'm bringing it back.

TAR (The Anarchist Revolters) IS BACK

Come join us! Just reblog this post about why you want to join us.

For more information, click this text.

* note that the linked post is old and is created on TAR's conception. Feel free to ask any questions.

* ^alternate logo of TAR

Current members:

@breadcrumb-offical (founder)

[breadcrumb-offical]

Also I'm trying to get a new HQ because the old one collapsed

[the-caretaker-offical]

If I may ask, how did it collapse?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It was abandoned and when I last checked it collapsed. I do not know what caused it.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Probably an earthquake. What's this faction for?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It's for helping shelter people affected by the horrible government, and it's also for planning possible revolution when necessary.

Are you interested in joining? There's a coffee machine.

[the-caretaker-offical]

A machine that makes coffee?! I'm in! I actually have a mouth to drink with, but no eyes to see with. No, nevermind that.

Ooc

Caretaker's back to normal after being possessed by Eredin if it wasn't obvious

[breadcrumb-offical]

Alright. Welcome to the team!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Uh, is there anything I need to do here? Like caretaking? Honestly though, my spade works better as a weapon, every hit can give me minor healing- Gah, I did it again!

Ooc

Caretaker tends to ramble on a bit lol

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, well, you can help-

*Suddenly, Morsel's eyes turned a shade of blue and his voice changed.*

"YOU CAN CARETAKE? That's awesome, can you take care of my UGLY SON? NO PRESSURE, THOUGH!"

--- Ms. L

*a small purple child then materialized from nowhere.*

[the-caretaker-offical]

No, not that kind of caretaking. I accidentally adopted a monster, for god's sake!

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Morsel shook his head, turning back into normal.*

Sorry about that. That was my rather... Annoying sister. Oh well, then what kind of caretaking are you talking about?

[the-caretaker-offical]

I normally caretake graves and such, digging them up and putting bodies in... Occasionally I have to fight off Grave Hags that try to steal skeletons from the holes too.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Well, that's certainly different than what I thought. It must be tiring fighting off grave hags. You should take some rest.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Oh, I'm a Relict, I won't need rest. I never get tired! Say, do you have ranks, or a job I should be doing?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Well, there isn't any ranks, just members treated equally...

And for things you can do, unfortunately we don't really have any plans? You can wait, but we will certainly call you over if there is anything you can do.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Alright! Now that I think about it, a little nap wouldn't be too bad...

*Caretaker just lies on the ground*

[breadcrumb-offical]

Fuck it, I'm bringing it back.

TAR (The Anarchist Revolters) IS BACK

Come join us! Just reblog this post about why you want to join us.

For more information, click this text.

* note that the linked post is old and is created on TAR's conception. Feel free to ask any questions.

* ^alternate logo of TAR

Current members:

@breadcrumb-offical (founder)

[breadcrumb-offical]

Also I'm trying to get a new HQ because the old one collapsed

[the-caretaker-offical]

If I may ask, how did it collapse?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It was abandoned and when I last checked it collapsed. I do not know what caused it.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Probably an earthquake. What's this faction for?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It's for helping shelter people affected by the horrible government, and it's also for planning possible revolution when necessary.

Are you interested in joining? There's a coffee machine.

[the-caretaker-offical]

A machine that makes coffee?! I'm in! I actually have a mouth to drink with, but no eyes to see with. No, nevermind that.

Ooc

Caretaker's back to normal after being possessed by Eredin if it wasn't obvious

[breadcrumb-offical]

Alright. Welcome to the team!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Uh, is there anything I need to do here? Like caretaking? Honestly though, my spade works better as a weapon, every hit can give me minor healing- Gah, I did it again!

Ooc

Caretaker tends to ramble on a bit lol

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, well, you can help-

*Suddenly, Morsel's eyes turned a shade of blue and his voice changed.*

"YOU CAN CARETAKE? That's awesome, can you take care of my UGLY SON? NO PRESSURE, THOUGH!"

--- Ms. L

*a small purple child then materialized from nowhere.*

[the-caretaker-offical]

No, not that kind of caretaking. I accidentally adopted a monster, for god's sake!

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Morsel shook his head, turning back into normal.*

Sorry about that. That was my rather... Annoying sister. Oh well, then what kind of caretaking are you talking about?

[the-caretaker-offical]

I normally caretake graves and such, digging them up and putting bodies in... Occasionally I have to fight off Grave Hags that try to steal skeletons from the holes too.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Well, that's certainly different than what I thought. It must be tiring fighting off grave hags. You should take some rest.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Oh, I'm a Relict, I won't need rest. I never get tired! Say, do you have ranks, or a job I should be doing?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Fuck it, I'm bringing it back.

TAR (The Anarchist Revolters) IS BACK

Come join us! Just reblog this post about why you want to join us.

For more information, click this text.

* note that the linked post is old and is created on TAR's conception. Feel free to ask any questions.

* ^alternate logo of TAR

Current members:

@breadcrumb-offical (founder)

[breadcrumb-offical]

Also I'm trying to get a new HQ because the old one collapsed

[the-caretaker-offical]

If I may ask, how did it collapse?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It was abandoned and when I last checked it collapsed. I do not know what caused it.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Probably an earthquake. What's this faction for?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It's for helping shelter people affected by the horrible government, and it's also for planning possible revolution when necessary.

Are you interested in joining? There's a coffee machine.

[the-caretaker-offical]

A machine that makes coffee?! I'm in! I actually have a mouth to drink with, but no eyes to see with. No, nevermind that.

Ooc

Caretaker's back to normal after being possessed by Eredin if it wasn't obvious

[breadcrumb-offical]

Alright. Welcome to the team!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Uh, is there anything I need to do here? Like caretaking? Honestly though, my spade works better as a weapon, every hit can give me minor healing- Gah, I did it again!

Ooc

Caretaker tends to ramble on a bit lol

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, well, you can help-

*Suddenly, Morsel's eyes turned a shade of blue and his voice changed.*

"YOU CAN CARETAKE? That's awesome, can you take care of my UGLY SON? NO PRESSURE, THOUGH!"

--- Ms. L

*a small purple child then materialized from nowhere.*

[the-caretaker-offical]

No, not that kind of caretaking. I accidentally adopted a monster, for god's sake!

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Morsel shook his head, turning back into normal.*

Sorry about that. That was my rather... Annoying sister. Oh well, then what kind of caretaking are you talking about?

[the-caretaker-offical]

I normally caretake graves and such, digging them up and putting bodies in... Occasionally I have to fight off Grave Hags that try to steal skeletons from the holes too.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Fuck it, I'm bringing it back.

TAR (The Anarchist Revolters) IS BACK

Come join us! Just reblog this post about why you want to join us.

For more information, click this text.

* note that the linked post is old and is created on TAR's conception. Feel free to ask any questions.

* ^alternate logo of TAR

Current members:

@breadcrumb-offical (founder)

[breadcrumb-offical]

Also I'm trying to get a new HQ because the old one collapsed

[the-caretaker-offical]

If I may ask, how did it collapse?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It was abandoned and when I last checked it collapsed. I do not know what caused it.

[the-caretaker-offical]

Probably an earthquake. What's this faction for?

[breadcrumb-offical]

It's for helping shelter people affected by the horrible government, and it's also for planning possible revolution when necessary.

Are you interested in joining? There's a coffee machine.

[the-caretaker-offical]

A machine that makes coffee?! I'm in! I actually have a mouth to drink with, but no eyes to see with. No, nevermind that.

Ooc

Caretaker's back to normal after being possessed by Eredin if it wasn't obvious

[breadcrumb-offical]

Alright. Welcome to the team!

[the-caretaker-offical]

Uh, is there anything I need to do here? Like caretaking? Honestly though, my spade works better as a weapon, every hit can give me minor healing- Gah, I did it again!

Ooc

Caretaker tends to ramble on a bit lol

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, well, you can help-

*Suddenly, Morsel's eyes turned a shade of blue and his voice changed.*

"YOU CAN CARETAKE? That's awesome, can you take care of my UGLY SON? NO PRESSURE, THOUGH!"

--- Ms. L

*a small purple child then materialized from nowhere.*

[the-caretaker-offical]

No, not that kind of caretaking. I accidentally adopted a monster, for god's sake!