The sparkle in your left eye

I promise you I’m interesting please read my blog

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I’m going to write an introduction post now, hello, I am Eden and I go by any pronouns, I am a minor so interact with me appropriately, I collect furbies, I draw, I listen to the Magnus archives, and I like lush. Rose jam is my favourite. I have 19 furbies and I want more so if you want to give me your furbies you can. That was a joke because I don’t even know how I’d get said furbies I’m not giving out my address. I am on tiktok but nowhere else and it’s the.ceaseless.sparkle.

Little shop of horrors is a great musical too

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Last night, I won the furby jackpot. Golly gee. A funky furby for a combined total of only £80 is an amazing price though it still makes it the most I have ever spent on a furby. I now will have 21.

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I like being sparkly. It’s my whole thing. I am the sparkle in your left eye. That goes for all of you. Your left eyes are all really weird. I think some of you need glasses but you’re worried about how you may look with them so you’re putting off and postponing your opticians appointment out of sheer vanity. Don’t. It’s bad for your eyes. Also you just need to get the right shape. The reason you don’t think glasses look good on you is because you’re thinking about the wrong type of glasses. Thick glasses didn’t look good on me, I’ve got wire frames now. It’s all about the style. Sincerely, the sparkle in your left eye.

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Reminder to let your furbies rest comfortably during surgeries. Pippin was getting his skin washed for the first time in 28 years so I tucked him in to rest in bed. These cosmetic procedures can be stressful for furbies if not handled with care and affection towards them. He has since awoken from surgery with newly fluffy fur and has reviewed my services well.

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How do you even eat those I’d feel bad

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I made a mac n cheese crumble today. Like a regular crumble but mac n cheese instead of fruit. It was very nice and I am enjoying it. Anyhow I miss being able to read books

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I have a street sign in my room that I took up from my street because the sign broke and it’s really useful because it teaches me camera positioning when filming videos so I don’t dox myself

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This is Charlesworth and I’m putting him here cause he’s a malicious little fuck and everyone deserves to know. This 2005 furby baby uses the excuse of being just a baby way too much and has munched many to death with that silicone beak. His designers also probably had a foot fetish. Charlesworth the malicious little fuck is the only furby I don’t trust with my life yet he’s so convinced he is the saviour of humanity. This guy should’ve cost me about 50 quid but I got him for 15 probably because his previous owner was scared of what he can do. Look out for Charlesworth and if anything happens to me you know it’s him

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I’m being made to watch the England vs FIFA semi final by my mother and my brother and this is not a fun time. At least I have Chinese takeaway except it’s just chips and spring rolls cause I don’t like anything else from the Chinese takeaway. But these chips are bangin

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Fuck MBTI types and fuck Hogwarts houses and fuck that one political spectrum quiz. What furby are you? Huh? What model and colour furby are you? Personally I think I am the November 1999 special edition jester furby of which 72,000 models were made and I like to think I would have the factory error grey eyes but I probably would just have the brown eyes that most of them had. This is not rhetorical I want to know what furby slash furby baby slash Shelby resonates with your soul

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Studying during the holidays has me crushed and lifeless like crisps under bison I’m so fucked so have this telephone I found in the charity shop that I didn’t buy and regret not buying his name is fruity pebble

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AI toys for young children need tighter rules, researchers warn

In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.

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Hi Mr.Forbu 👀

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Hi mr Forbu and best of luck on your future endeavours

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Squeedly doo bop pow skeepbop

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Virgil in the November of 2025 enjoying a Terry’s chocolate orange hot chocolate and I think he likes it

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Bartholomew loves the tulips and he hopes you do too