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[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[neververy4]

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

[porcupine-girl]

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

[the-cinderninja]

SerenaShin

@serenashinart

[the-cinderninja]

SerenaShin

@serenashinart

[phantomrose96]

I hardcore headcanon that Ed became something of a mythical figure to the Amestrian military (and probably Amestrian public) after the Promised Day

Like immediately afterward he goes home and stays home to help Al recover, then travels the West as like a scholar, then settles down with Winry and has kids–it’s pretty obvious he never went back to the military at any point during that, and that he’s stayed well and far out of the public eye.

So what’s that leave the military with? “Hey you heard of Edward Elric?” “Oh yeah isn’t he that dude who passed the state alchemy exam at 12, punched God in the face, toppled the whole military coup with Fuhrer Mustang, and vanished? Yeah he had a cubby here for like…4 years.”

And with so many people knowing half-truths about what really happened in Amestris, I fully believe that hundreds of fantastically stupid and marginally correct rumors spread about Ed. “I heard Ed Elric met God twice.” “I heard he’s the only person to ever successfully break the core law of alchemy.” “I heard he’s a 4,000 year old prophet who discovered immortality and that’s why he’s so skilled.” “I heard he fought a tank.” “I heard God personally took his limbs away and that’s why he’s half-metal.”  “I heard he actually invented alchemy.” “I heard he once beat up Fuhrer Mustang with his own hands.” 

Like it’s the most central, prominent piece of small talk among new recruits–who knows the best little factoids about the child prodigy who hangs with God and saved the world and disappeared Jesus-style immediately after. Mustang walks out into press conferences, maximum security with reporters clamoring to lobby their questions at the leader of the entire nation, and somehow he always ends up with a flood of “Can you confirm?” tall tales about Ed.

“Fuhrer, is it true that Edward Elric discovered how to transmute his soul into a higher plane of existence and so he quit the military to achieve the status of a god?” 

“Edward Elric is a 32 year old man who lives in a farmhouse out east and raises sheep part-time. Last I heard from him he was learning how to make raspberry pie and trying to teach his daughter how to count to 7. Who the hell feeds you this information? Next Question”

[ilarual]

So what I’m hearing here is that Ed Elric jokes are the Amestrian equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes.

[shadedevlin]

The thing I like about Edward Elric jokes is that they’re much shorter than Chuck Norris jokes.

[misswhalie]

Holiday weekend meant no time for drawing but I did manage to squeeze in a quick Glorfindel practice. 

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

[ghostfiish]

Some ideas I ran by @kikaiz for her BNHA x DP crossover AU: instead of a ponytail, Sam has a perpetual plant right on top of her head at all times like a goddamn Pikmin. She can’t get rid of it. Default is a leaf thing, which sprouts a rosebud/blooms flowers/wilts/etc according to her emotions (I didn’t steal that from Space AU Sam’s design at all what are you talking about). It serves absolutely no practical purpose, except i guess additional photosynthesizing surface area.

If she concentrates she can keep it just a leaf to maintain emotional distance/goth cred if necessary but it kinda wears her out. If she’s feeling smug or prideful, a black flower blooms instead of the typical bright fuschia, and Sam is usually more than OK with that (which only keeps the flower around longer because she’s proud of its gothiness).

[angband]

Hey guys, I’m sorry, I wouldn’t be asking for help if I didn’t need to but this is pretty urgent.

The cat in the above picture has been dubbed Oreo, he’s been living on my back porch for about 2 months now and he is the absolute sweetest thing ever.

My mum called a shelter to come take him and they will be coming within the next 3 days to take him and he will likely be put down.

The only way I can keep him is if I come up with money to get him fixed and all his needles, and as I’m unemployed I cant currently do that. So I’m asking you guys for help.

PLEASE, if you can give anything, even a little bit it would help. I need about 250$ in the next 3 days or he’s going to be taken.

You can donate using the button on the top left corner of my blog. Thank you so  much for reading this, if you could even reblog it it would help a ton. Thanks.

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[femmetiefling]

peridot won’t eat her cereal

[the-cinderninja]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[femmetiefling]

peridot won’t eat her cereal

[themadvalkyrie-deactivated20260]

[havoc-girl]

if i stop reblogging this send help

[tubaplaysmatt]

THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE VINE EVER

[foodffs]

Oreos, Ho Hos, Pop-Tarts, and More, Hold the Scary Ingredients

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[ultrafacts]

Many of Moscow’s stray dogs actually live in the suburbs and take the subway downtown daily to forage for food. While on the train they do normal commuting stuff like napping and listening for their stop to be announced. They find seats and sometimes remind one another where to get off the train. Once their workday begins they go looking for easy targets like people eating street food and children. They employ a number of tactics to get fed based on the mark. They bark at noshing adults to alarm them into accidentally dropping their food. They rest their heads on the laps of kids and flash them their cutest puppy dog eyes. When the day is done they head back to the suburbs and rest up for the next day’s adventures. The phenomenon is attributed to survival-based evolution.  [x]

Here is a monument to a stray dog at a Moscow subway station.

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[sidras-tak]

What if Steven decides he wants to go to school? Like, its September and Connie has to go back to school and Steven’s like “well, if Connie’s going i want to go too.” Think of the possibilities:

–Steven and Connie riding in every day on Lion

–Steven not understanding why he has to STAY SEATED for so long

–Steven frowning during history lessons because “thats not how Pearl said it was”

–Steven making friends by telling stories about Gem stuff during recess (no one believes him until the Gems show up to pull him for a mission)

–the Crystal Gems trying (and failing) to make sack lunches for Steven in the mornings, so eventually Mr. Maheswaran takes pity and packs one for him along with Connie’s

–PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES WITH ALL THREE GEMS AND GREG

–the principal becoming more and more frustrated every time the Gems pull Steven out to go on missions but being too intimidated by them to do anything about it 

[babyprime]

ok but you’re missing the most important possibility: pta mom garnet

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

all the obnoxious soccer moms have gotten very very quiet since garnet started attending the pta meetings…

[buyakasha]

garnet voice: fight me helen

[the-cinderninja]

Danny (to Sam and Tucker): Have fun, guys!

Tucker: Don't tell us what to do.