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Welcome to the Clacton Affaire,

we here at TCA try to report on the wave of news about the Clacton Affair, Nigel Farage, reform UK party and Count Binface and all the controversies and news about this.

(I am not a professional journalist. This is a hobby)

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Twenty of the candidates are standing as independents, while three are standing for the Monster Raving Loony Party.

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oifaaa

Honestly dont know where to begin with this one but i'll try

Someone asked how much for mpreg, I needed money, so I held an mpreg raffle where people could enter by sending money and the name of the person they wanted pregnant, count binface won(?), I started questioning if it even counts as Mpreg since count binface is famously an alien from outerspace

If you'd like to help me stay away from mpreg in the future considering donating to my kofi

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So is Count Binface becoming a tumblr sexymen right now? Are we canonising him into the sexymen holy Text?

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The ballot for the Clacton by-election has been revealed, showing a record 34 candidates will compete for the seat.

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Clacton! Light out and away we go.

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theatheistgirl

Count Binface.

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Why do they sound so afraid of losing? They sound terrified by it. Which must mean. That it's a real possibility. Maybe the people of clacton aren't behind farage as much as he had hoped when he called the By-Election...