WELCOME TO WHATEVER THIS IS

Hannah - this is a place for nonsense

[firefox-official]

me, about to be so abnormal about this: im gonna be so normal about this

[ink-the-shitposter]

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

[ink-the-shitposter]

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[1617]

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

[92m]

[cattleworship]

[sagihairius]

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

[jyslacefront]

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

[marxistprincess]

[wetwareproblem]

[valtsv]

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

[valtsv]

shrimp heaven now

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

[glumshoe]

hiking? to get places? can’t relate

[glumshoe]

I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Counteproint. Having a pre-set route and a goal time and trying to beat that is very fun!

[glumshoe]

but you can do that literally anywhere

[goth-princess-gwennie]

true but hiking is doing that in lovely scenery and less likely to be interrupted by other pedestrians! 

[glumshoe]

it’s exercise with More Distractions that you have to force yourself to ignore!

[statboosts]

Some of us have places to be, like that cliff face, then that quarry, then that slot canyon, filling up my backpack with rock samples. Hey what’s that knife is that obsidian?

[glumshoe]

why don’t you come and tell me

[lilsugarbush]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this