I'm not coming out, you're coming in.

Welcome to the closet! WAIT NO DON'T KNOCK OVER THE JARATE. This is basically a TF2 RP blog for three (and a side character) mercs. Well... kinda. There's Rodney, the owner of the closet. [Sniper] [RED] Pierre, the cutest fucking Spy in the world [Spy] [BLU] and Kevin, The jackass. [Scout] [BLU] oh and he has a sister by the name of 'Lissa or Ali. Either is fine. [She isn't part of the whole war thing, though she's still open for RPs as such] (This blog miGHT get NSFW. Depends. But if so, just know I'll be sure to tag it.) M!A status: Every time Kevin speaks,blood comes out. Ends in five hours. Won’t cause death or illness. [5 hours will defintly be extended due to my limited computer access for now.]

[general-of-dogs]

I'm the RP partner that gets nervous when you don't get online. I'm the RP partner that gets overly happy when we talk. I'm the RP partner that gets worried when something is wrong on your end. I'm the RP partner that cries for you, when I can't hold you and comfort you. I'm the RP partner that's scared that one day, I'll scare you away. I'm the RP partner who fears losing you. Because you're more than just my RP partner--you're a dear friend. A great friend. And I love you.

[the-closet-crew]

[ ok ok hold up

*covers all my muses in gasoline*

does anyone have a match?]

[the-closet-crew]

[ *pokes my muses* I think they ded.

OH WELL.

I'M OUTTA HERE.]

[the-closet-crew]

[ pfttt I dunno what to do with this blog guys

*gently blows the dust off this blog before trying to make another RP blog*]

[the-closet-crew]

Kevin grumbled in the corner of his room,

then, rachie laughed because she was on a tumblr post <333

Then Kevin decided to hit her across the head with a book.

Until she turned into a sheep.

Pierre broke down the door, only to find himsleft in mid-scream as he saw a small sheep with a book implanted in it's head.

Sheep said, " :3 I'm a cat now ='.'- " And turned into a cat.

Pierre fainted, leaving Kevin there to stare at the sheep cat thing that made no sense whaTSOEVER RACHIE WHAT THE FUDGE

The sheep cat thing crossed its eye only to reveal another mouth that whispered "Woof,woof.. VALOR TO ME!!" Then, it turned into clifford the dog and a bird swooped into the room.

Kevin's mouth dropped open, his hand trailing the ground as he searched for his handy pistol. Soon enough, he had the gun in his grasp. He gently raised the gun up to his head before murmuring "I hope shit isn't this confusing in the next life." and pullED THE GODDAMN TRIGGER. RACHIE YOU KILLED KEVIN. WHY.

Tehe

The endssssss <333333333333333333333333333333333333333

xoxo

[foxinowlsfeathersarchive-deacti]

If you ship our characters romantically, send me a ♥. You never know, I might ship them together too.

[the-closet-crew]

[[mun is here

yyaayy P.S Rachie says Afro 

... ye ]]

[lancecorporalfabulous]

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[the-closet-crew]

[OH GOD kEVINxrODZERS AHEAD SHSHSHSHHS]

[the-closet-crew]

To keep track here, Kevin is still throwing up blood because I like this M!A too much and 'Lissa is probably out and about

[the-closet-crew]

I must stop my evil ways and proceed on with canon stuff.

[the-closet-crew]

I can only imagine this now. What if no matter how much Eva tortured Kevin he still couldn't bring himself to kill 'Lissa... Even if they had both gone insane due to this stupid demonic creature. Imagine. 'Lissa wakes up, groaning from the pain of cuts on her head and forehead, only to peer over and see Kevin in a pool of his own blood. She'd panic and scream, demanding to know who did this, soon finding out that she did this to him. I'd doubt she could ever live with herself though, so maybe it would have been better if she was killed by Kevin in the first place.

[the-closet-crew]

[tentachicken]

Sigmond throws his watch at a nearby beaver.

"NOT ON MY WATCH."

And proceeds to curl under a willow tree and listen to the running river until night time while softly humming “Singing in the Rain”.

[the-closet-crew]

[well. Shit.]

[the-closet-crew]

[lancecorporalfabulous]

I love murder But then drama happen I now still I love murder and I is crying

[tentachicken]

Guess who else is crying

Not Sigmond because he cried all he could and he’s in a rubber room now

[the-closet-crew]

Who else is in cry fest.

[tentachicken]

Noah and Alix 

They are tryin to figure out what to do

Where the hell Simon is, dunno. Peter is trying to preserve the bodies as well as he can so they can be buried sometime soon.

[the-closet-crew]

;A; aw noes

[lancecorporalfabulous]

I love murder But then drama happen I now still I love murder and I is crying

[tentachicken]

Guess who else is crying

Not Sigmond because he cried all he could and he’s in a rubber room now

[the-closet-crew]

Who else is in cry fest.

[the-closet-crew]

[hello friends let's make drama]