cockroach

the roach

[sandmandaddy69]

[the-cockroach]

Bro I think your allergy test came back positive

[i-am-a-fish]

stay as long as you like, I won't answer this ask that way you can continue to rest here.

enjoy your rest!

[i-am-a-fish]

there's plenty of room, enjoy your stays!

[the-cockroach]

Inn-box

[the-cockroach]

At the dentist and he just hit laughing gas and started cackling

He also mumbled something about pain

[the-cockroach]

Take a shit while listening to epic fight music.

In a battle fr.

Anything from the Tron soundtrack is ideal.

[the-cockroach]

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

[the-cockroach]

Looking forward to the new Fortnite skin: "United Health CEO Shooter"

[the-cockroach]

I have 208 bones because I won two in a competition.

[the-cockroach]

For International Women's Day, I am raising the price of period products and emptying the tampon dispensers in store bathrooms.