*drop bear sounds*

*hisses* It/its or any pronouns i don't mind ALSO SEND ME ASKS I GET VERY BORED [Please take everything I say with a grain of salt, I'm an evil bloodthirsty monster. If something is ooc I will specify it.]

[drop-bear-offical]

Hello tumblr

I am the highly dangerous and infamous australian bush creature, the drop bear.

I enjoy:

hiding in trees above unsuspecting tourists

dropping from trees onto the heads of unsuspecting tourists

biting unsuspecting tourists(tasty)

lurking

I do not enjoy:

vegemite

being cuddled

tranquilizers

being percieved before I strike

tourists

people thinking I'm not real :(

taggy tags hello there

@brick-offical is my weapon of choice

Proud member of T.E.A led by @villain-offical

haha. you thought there was something extra under here. jokes on you, its just me. in a tree. waiting to strike.

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[the-color-orange-offical]

is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?

@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical

and for the heck of it

@satan-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

We will get this post to 10,000 notes; not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

/refrence

@110budd, @yunyunyukina @shishu-lost-her-cleaver, @obsessedtillidie, @unknown-monst3r, @bleustringsoup, @bottleangels, @momoka-angelz, @atetheluck, @c4lm-storm, @r4indropz, @cherierosie, @achilles-is-fucked, @sweet-angelic-miracle, @mistycatt, @days-without-ai-ads-offical, @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit, @minkies@lovelycutiemoekochan, @mysterythepuppet @isteelthestarsfromthenight, @b3st3st-k1tty , @fawnedupon, @soft-strawberry-cloud, @antihero-yurio, @totallynotmentallyillguys, @winnytrash-exe @slain-angel-broken-wings,

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@no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical@the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical

@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones@transgarlicbreadlover, @cedar-slaughter @lesbianadhdchaos, @skyknight-402, @the-unity-collective, @not-the-bees-again, @diddle-juice-drinker, @thegayriley, @blueberryy45, @astrella-is-stupid, @imjusthereformyfandoms07, @plauge-crane, @mintyfresh2763, @storymodeas,

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[gayblooper]

@wub-cat @jinx-alter @anemonejinxy @bea-yotch @mysticaleldritchpunk @danger-noodle3

Sorry to bring y'all into this, but the idea of getting it to 10000 is too funny to resist.

@satan-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

We're so close!

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical is probably a little nervous

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[drop-bear-offical]

o snap... @reblogger-of-things lock in we need you

@gaslight-offical @genderfluid-offical @glitter-offical @towel-offical @uterus-stealer-offical @punky-beaver-offical @hekate-offical

[stardustfanfare]

My Post Idea:What if mario was real life. and he did Drugs (murshroom powerUp

never saw this ask im sorry this is really good. i think this post could do numbers

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[drop-bear-offical]

Everyvday i am grateful that i have an evil offical blog, because nobody can make an evil version of me.

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[burrbeast]

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

[burnttoast7272]

ok let’s start smth. you can either comment or reblog but how did you find tumblr? like did you randomly stumble upon it?

UPDATE: i found it bc i searched up katseye on safari, then next to wattpad… there was a fanfic on tumblr which made me go ‘hmm… what is this 😝’

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[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

I had just gotten my phone and I had seen those famous Tumblr reposts on Pinterest.

Pintrest was okay, but I wanted more social media. Reddit is a hell hole (in my experience), Instagram feels too fake and petty, Facebook is for old people, Twitter is also a hell hole (according to a bunch of other people), I already had YouTube, and I was afraid that Tik-tok would rot my attention span.

Needless to say, I promptly made a Tumblr account.

@gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical

[drop-bear-offical]

i was going through a victim's stuff and they had a phone in there... the freak had the tumblr app and i was bored so i made an account!

[killer-offical]

anyone wanna go on a killing spree with me

[drop-bear-offical]

ooohh sounds fun, who are we killing first?

[killer-offical]

another evil/villain offical, haven't decided who

[drop-bear-offical]

Well i'm going to have a nap while you decide - wake me when the killing starts!

[jaybir-the-sillie]

is there a way to join the officalverse like do i just walk in there or is it a cult that i have to do initiation for like genuinely what even are these people

[drop-bear-offical]

I'm in the officalverse and i still have no clue to be honest...

[jaybir-the-sillie]

dont worry mr/ms/nonbinary drop bear, i figured it out!!! also can you stop eating my face please i need that

[drop-bear-offical]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnope. I'm pretty hungry and i'm sure you don't need it that bad

[killer-offical]

anyone wanna go on a killing spree with me

[drop-bear-offical]

ooohh sounds fun, who are we killing first?

[jaybir-the-sillie]

is there a way to join the officalverse like do i just walk in there or is it a cult that i have to do initiation for like genuinely what even are these people

[drop-bear-offical]

I'm in the officalverse and i still have no clue to be honest...

[mascingtape-deactivated20230626]

[starvingnarcissistmusic]

aroace and shy guy cause. i mean. look at him. hes a lil guy and hes shy

[no-one-offical]

Gay and Yoshi

[drop-bear-offical]

lesbian and link. I feel like this is self explanatory.

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

OH COME ON THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @just-a-casual-larker @a-lil-bit-weird @unliterary-nonsense @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @arsy-the-apollo-kiddo @angel-dust-poisoned @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @im-bad-at-names-okay @inv3stigat0r @lilspark-offical @official--offical @singapore-offical @snail-offical @s7nnydrop-flower @odysseus--offical @gweenusweirddog @breadcrumb-offical @strawberry-offical I just started tagging as many people as I can come up with

[odysseus--offical]

my jaw actually dropped

oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE AMERICA WHAT HAS THIS COME TO I SWEAR TO GOD

please please PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IF YOU LIVE HERE

I don’t even know what to say I’m just so confused upset and angry

please

a lot of people i know have already been tagged, but if you follow me, which a lot of people do, please just AT LEAST give this a reblog i’m begging you

I’m hoping my following can do something

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @frxnkiistein @sylveonsbowties @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor @evil-bread-offical MOOTIES GO FORTH AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS TO DIE

[drop-bear-offical]

@gaslight-offical @glitter-offical @ant-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @james-offical !!!!!!!

[drop-bear-offical]

The rats are coming... they're coming today... it was foretold... the rats are coming to steal our feet. #freakyrats

[drop-bear-offical]

HOT TAKE: I. HATE. WINTER.

[velleiril]

My dyslexia read wiener…

[drop-bear-offical]

... that too

[drop-bear-offical]

HOT TAKE: I. HATE. WINTER.

[sporesong]

support trans people.

[tori-isss-dying]

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