Coffee Anon

My blood is caffeine. And sleep is a concept

[the-coffee-anon]

yellow

That's a good point, my dude. I'm gonna run into a wall to see if I actually exist now.

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[the-coffee-anon]

Yoooo. This coffee is bangin'

[sentibug-lives]

can i have some??

[the-coffee-anon]

Yeah, I have an unlimited supply incase of emergencies.

[the-coffee-anon]

Yoooo. This coffee is bangin'

[heres-the-motherfucking-tea-anon]

STOP DRINKING THAT GOD DAMN BOOK CLUB LADY SHIT, TASTING LIKE HOT LEAF JUICE!

@the-coffee-anon

SHUT YOUR WEIRD BEAN OF COCOA LOVING MOUTH! AND IT'S NOT HOT LEAF JUICE, BITCH

[the-coffee-anon]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!

CAFFEINE IS MY BLOOD AND COFFEE BEANS ARE MY CELLS!

[sentibug-lives]

guys

they've made it to the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

And I brought illegal amounts of caffeine to watch 😎

[sentibug-lives]

dude they sell coffee inside the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

Yes, but their coffee is safe. The kind I've brought today is highly concentrated

[thelovelylilarossi]

death coffee? that's really bad for you tho :/

pass some over here

[the-coffee-anon]

Sure thing!

[sentibug-lives]

guys

they've made it to the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

And I brought illegal amounts of caffeine to watch 😎

[sentibug-lives]

dude they sell coffee inside the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

Yes, but their coffee is safe. The kind I've brought today is highly concentrated

[sentibug-lives]

fair enough, you willing to share?

[the-coffee-anon]

Absolutely. A friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

[sentibug-lives]

guys

they've made it to the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

And I brought illegal amounts of caffeine to watch 😎

[sentibug-lives]

dude they sell coffee inside the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

Yes, but their coffee is safe. The kind I've brought today is highly concentrated

[sentibug-lives]

guys

they've made it to the denny's

[the-coffee-anon]

And I brought illegal amounts of caffeine to watch 😎

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

I know nothing I know no one. I only know coffee and guitars

[guitars-anon]

yeah we're literally bestiesssss

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

OMG YOURE ALIVE

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

now we just need @the-coffee-anon

[the-coffee-anon]

I'll never abandon a bro in need

[hello-amber-here]

I'm loving this new drink at #theheroescafe.

I don't remember what it's called because I was in a rush, but the point is they have good drinks.

[the-coffee-anon]

...do they have that in coffee?

[hello-amber-here]

when your only personality trait is being gay🌈

/j

When your only personality trait is having cool sunglasses.

[the-coffee-anon]

@heres-the-motherfucking-tea-anon bring the tea!

[the-coffee-anon]

@heres-the-motherfucking-tea-anon tea?

[the-amazing-rosetta-martin]

I just back from London. So what is going on?

[the-coffee-anon]

Everything and nothing all at once dudette

[how-do-people-come-up-with-urls]

Want some coffee? :)

@the-coffee-anon

sure

[ni-yooo]

bro. dudette. dudeo. never say yes to the coffee.

[i-am-the-visitor]

Coffee is bad

[ni-yooo]

i remember

some years ago

someone gave kim coffee

*war flashback sounds are heard in the distance*

[i-am-the-visitor]

The taste is also really bad

[the-coffee-anon]

Okay you hate coffee, I get it whatever. But dang, do you really have to keep coming for me like this?

:(

[how-do-people-come-up-with-urls]

Want some coffee? :)

@the-coffee-anon

sure

[the-coffee-anon]

Happy coffee day :)

☕

[how-do-people-come-up-with-urls]

Top 5 anons

none all of them hate me

except that one anon that was sweet with me

[tungle-wont-let-me-delete]

[the-coffee-anon]

I don't hate anyone :(

I just want coffee. And to live the coffee life to be happy.