Day 160/365 of listing something good I saw today:
Met up with this guy I've worked with for a collab as he was visiting finland. He's a foodie and wanted to try a restaurant with genuine traditional finnish foods. It was weird seeing someone be at a fancy restaurant and order fish soup that looked exactly the same as the fish soup we had at school lunch on a regular basis for 10 years of school. It's good soup, though. Never seen squeaky cheese be served with cinnamon sauce, either. He was a fun guy too, and I know that reading this he'd leap at the opportunity to make a mushroom pun.
Just as the starter dishes came he discreetly dug up two pills and put them on the table, asking me if I've ever done real drugs, like LSD. I was trying to figure out how to explain that I'd be down to try, in some other kind of circumstances, but stumbling home high on unidentified substances unexpected would stress the shit out of my boyfriend, and I don't want to do something like that to him.
I had just explained that I've never gotten the opportunity to try them, when his pokerface maxed out and he lost his shit laughing. He was fucking with me. Those were his motherfucking diabetes pills.

















