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ITS THE LAST STAND BABY!!!!!!!!

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

the-littlest-laney

cleric class

purrassicjet

Thinking about the Bad Parents this episode because like, imagine your child, who's constantly burdened with the fate of the world, comes to you after school and says it's not enough. That they have to take the Last Stand exam and it's tomorrow. You have no time to take time off work to be with them, to be able to wait for them when they get home.

And then the next day you say goodbye in the morning, you kiss them on the head and tell them you love them. But you know that the next time you see them they will have died. You know that all the day you're at work, your child is fighting for their life in a drastic last stand. How do you focus with that knowledge? How do you move on, wondering if your child is already dead? That while your working or doing chores, your child could be lying on a sandy flood, dead, while all their friends fight for their lives?

How do you move past it? How do you live out that day?

t-hirstreview

I'm really guessing they didn't tell them it was death or death scenario, but imagine Sklonda finds out.

The next day, after they all made it through, she walks into the cleric classroom, shoots Bobby Dawn square between the eyes, walks out before any student is able to even get out from their seat. She motions at Kristen to follow and just asks her where Jaces office is. She walks in and shoots Jace. Walks out. They will both be revived, of course, but that just seems like something she'd do, especially considering the stress that she is under. Because as much as she's mad at Kristen for stressing Riz out, he would have explained the insane unfairness of it all, and she'd be 100% more mad at the adults that allowed for this to happen.

professorfcknmoriarty

the-crab-king

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the-crab-king

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andi-o-geyser

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

sw0rdhole

i drew this last summer and just never remembered to post it lol, drawn for d20zinejams acoc fashion zine!

parksnark

I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.

darc-la-farse

JUNIOR YEAR!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

tieflingpride

Say what you want about Kristen Applebees but she is THE cleric. Chosen one of Helio and even after she left, he still wants her back. Galicaea wanted her to be a cleric of her church and she said no to her face. She became the sole cleric of goddess who she brought back from corruption. All whilst having a C in cleric class.

scalematey

god like. the funniest thing about adaine abernant to me is that she is sooooo petty. she is so deeply capable of being a mean bitch. she used to be chronically anxious but she’s medicated now and that was the only thing holding her back from being born a hater and dying a hater. she loves her friends and the supportive environment that her new family gives her but this is also the same character who at fifteen years old (deservedly) told an incel he sucked multiple times over to his face and sent her sister who sucks to elf prison