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ok vau tumppu oikeesti alkaa myydä kamaa tekoälyhommiin. sen voi toki laittaa pois päältä asetuksista löytyvällä napilla mutta.

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pahishylje

On tääkin yks helvetinnurkka. Mistä päin asetuksia sen saa pois?

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Toimii vaan selaimella, ei vielä sovelluksessa!

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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Y’all do a lot of talk about cursed images, but you ever seen the most weirdly unsettling video clip on all of youtube?

In the 90s there was this finnish sketch show Kummeli, that once had a gag about a man going into a café and buying a small coffee and a little pastry, which cost 8 finnish marks (about 1,30 euros or 1,60 USD). The man pays with a 1000-mark bill (166 euros, 204 USD) and gets two marks back. During this whole exchange, really sad violin music is playing on the background for no reason.

The man who bought his coffee is astonished and says “that was a 1000 mark bill” in a progressively more confused and pleading voice as the cashier responds with the most blank, dead-eyed look you have ever seen on a human face.

Eventually, the man drinks his coffee, accepts his fate and leaves, still repeating “that was a 1000 mark bill.” The whole video is 1,40 minutes long and it’s so unsettling and full of truly neutral energy that your mammalian brain fucking short-circuits and goes for laughter.

There is no explanation to the gag. There is no gag. There is no reason why it’s even funny. If it weren’t for the fact that we know who made it and for what purpose, it could easily be the subject of a creepypasta about a video that makes people go insane. And I’ve had to live my whole life with the awareness of the existence of this video so now you have to.

The finnish sense of humour is an eldritch abomination.

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If Kalevala characters were actually characters of a teenage drama

Kyllikki: Hey guys, you won’t believe what my boyfriend did last night. Ugh, he’s such an ill-mannered jerk. He crashed a wedding in Pohjola and got into a fight, again.

Ilmarinen: You mean Lemminkäinen? Those were my fucking wedding! I’ll kill that brat when I find him.

Kyllikki: I don’t even know why I’m still going out with him. He takes such stupid risks all the time, like once when he tried to catch the Swan of Death and DIED, and his mother had to fetch him off the river of Tuoni and bring him back.

Joukahainen: He’s such a mama’s boy. But did you hear what happened to Kullervo at a house party? He made out with his own sister!

Kyllikki: No way! Why on this shard of a duck egg we call Earth would he do that?!

Joukahainen: They hadn’t seen each other for so long time they didn’t recognize each other at first. You know how Kullervo’s childhood was, right?

Marjatta: BTW, Joukahainen, fuck you.

Joukahainen: What have I done now?!

Kyllikki: Your sister Aino drowned herself because you promised Väinämöinen on her behalf that he could take her out.

Joukahainen: Come on, I was in a swamp down to my neck!

Marjatta: That was your own fault, you bastard! You’re so irresponsible.

Joukahainen: Says the one who is sixteen and pregnant.

Marjatta: Hey! I didn’t know that eating cowberries could make you pregnant. Besides, this baby is the new king, it told me itself.

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Vihdoin Spotifyssa!!

#pilvi hämäläinen #mon cheri #ihanaa että tää tuli vihdoin spotifyhyn #laulan tätä jatkuvasti töissä

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#i love cats

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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this