*insert unfunny pun*

I rather enjoy mechs college is fun no matter what i say oh uh, 18+ too Play armored core Play FFXIV

[ramsay74]

fucccck…..

[chaoticsorceressztc]

You hear the freedom motif as the balloon floats off in the wind

[orionshounds]

thank you mr fox

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[cygames]

[mysticusfreeze]

[mysticusfreeze]

Funny froggy friday

[the-crownin]

FUNKY froggy friday

[k3yreviewer25]

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

[strawberryqueen00]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

[tenthousandand]

[rohirric-hunter]

The placement of Middle-earth suggests that during the events of LotR Sauron's orcs were supplemented by armies raised from Wonderland, Whoville, Terebithia, and Moomin Valley. Corsairs from Moomin Valley terrorized the south coast of Gondor during the war. Before the fall of the North Kingdom it was harried by foes from the north, led by the dreaded Witch-king of Oz.

And on the topic of Oz, apparently the Telmarines also originated there, which both explains and raises questions about their aversion to anything supernatural. Never Neverland seems to be in about the same place as the Lone Islands. Let's dig into the political ramifications of that being a territory under the authority of the monarch of Narnia. Missed the part in VotDT where they had to sail around Westeros -- must have passed it during the Dark Island adventure. Also where do I unlock the Forbidden The Horse and His Boy where they have to escape from Wonderland instead of Calormen?

[the-crownin]

I think it’s also important to point out the existence of the Island of Sodor and Avalon, both of which are canonically in or around Great Britain, meaning the entire map is actually just England in at some extremely fucked up point in time.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[yukimura-4]

But what if they met earlier

Legends say her shout still echoes through the school halls

[jasper-rolls]

much like how kris deltarune is a character who is nominally under the player's control but does not agree with, can and will defy the actions of the player, i believe mario of the super 64 variety is a similar kind of character, in that he will frequently defy the inputs you put on your controller, and his singular greatest joy is throwing himself into the nearest death pit. not because he has any particular animosity towards the player. he just fucking loves to die

[sealstuff]

papa and daughter collection

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[landmineblogging]

if you only knew the lives that this has saved

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

how does Asgore know only Kris can seal a Dark Fountain. by the way

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

orange when every streamer voices her with a really gruff tough guy voice

[the-crownin]

I interacted with ONE (1) homestuck post (and I didn’t even stay interacted with it! I deleted the repost!) and now tumblr thinks it’s ok to show me homestuck. I hate it here.

[sandmandaddy69]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[purpleisnotacolor]

[thoughts-of-caly]

[tomatotomahtoworld]