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Hi!! I just wanted to say that I'm being actively seduced into watching kekkai sensen by your blog, and if that's cool, can you give me a spoiler that will not make sense until I've watched the show? :p

hi!!! mmmmmhm i'll try to give you multiple (though im honestly not sure if kkss can even BE spoiled bc everything does and does not make sense at the same time asdfghj) anime: • you can solve problems by playing chess. but watch out • burger. • sometimes your doctor is like a hundred kids and that's ok. • mosquitoes can and will steal your office • wedding preparations may include nearly dying • *gestures vaguely* new york bonus (manga): • you can get rid of children by putting them in a box and mailing them wherever • coca-cola is very extremely explosive

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

soundoftheirwings

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

tlbodine

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

flagellant

artemissoftstepper

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

voxelfoxkae

valtsv

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

valtsv

by talos this cant be happening

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

daethsticks

Happy Pride Month 2019!

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dogpuppy

beardedmrbean

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

heyyallitsbeth

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.