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the classics • theatre • multi-fandom

[thoughts-of-caly]

ok y’all i’m finally making a pinned about me type post

it’s gonna be a long one so i’ll put it below the cut for those of you who don’t wanna read all that

DO NOT send me asks or dms asking for money. you will be blocked & your ask will be deleted

i’m caly, us-based (virginia), currently a college sophomore

i’m also on ao3 at writings_of_caly, letterboxd at reviewsofcaly, goodreads at caly rose, and ellipsus (dm me for sharing). i also have a wattpad. no i will not drop the link. if you find my wattpad good for you i guess

i am a christian, specifically protestant, more specifically reformed baptist.

my asks are always open :) i did turn off anons tho

i am in a ton of fandoms. like a lot. i’ll list the ones i can remember for now here. bear in mind that some will be repeats (if they’re a book & a movie adaptation for example). these are not in any particular order (sorry). dm me if you know i’m in one that’s not on here

books: dracula, kingdom keepers, artemis fowl, alex rider, percy jackson etc., the inheritance cycle, the maze runner, les mis, chronicles of narnia, the hunger games, the hobbit, the lord of the rings, lockwood & co, bartimaeus cycle, the wingfeather saga, the folk of the air, the iliad & the odyssey, cosmere (haven’t read all of them), grishaverse, shadowhunters

movies: the mcu, the maze runner, bond films, star wars, now you see me, ocean’s 11/12/whatever, the godfather, jaws, x-men, the maze runner, the lord of the rings, the hunger games, the chronicles of narnia, jurassic park, the sandlot, les mis, night at the museum, bourne films, dceu

tv shows: psych, the artful dodger, the chosen, hbowar (haven’t seen gen kill yet), percy jackson, miraculous ladybug, mighty med, lab rats, quantum leap (original & reboot), the waltons, fbi, downton abbey, brooklyn 99, the waltons, csi: miami, original l&o series, the x-files, house md, supernatural

musicals: hamilton, dear evan hansen, les mis, newsies, wicked, six, the lightning thief, west side story, into the woods, the outsiders, hadestown

i am unfortunately also a fan of the san jose sharks

wow that’s a lot. anyway haha i love this webbed site

[theehorsepusssy]

[bunnybelovedsblog]

fuck being nonchalant, i love being a chalant bitch. i have never been chill not once in my life, even when i am asleep i am clenching my teeth

[sexchangedotcom]

lgbt stands for lohn gaul beorge and tingo

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a collection

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new addition:

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[nonbinary-octopus]

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

[aropride]

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Pair this with a black

skirt and boots, and you, too can

be a Visigoth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[steveyockey]

“the best revenge is living well” no. old man disguise and attack with blade hidden in cane

[ryebreadgf]

send me more posts like this. thank you

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[terrestrial-gills]

Recently learned about green dragon tail butterflys, absolutely beautiful buggos that deserve to be known.

[elijahsfever]

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife

[the-haiku-bot]

a mutual with

a different timezone is

a type of dead wife

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[hornpoint]

if you could combine various bird parts to create the perfect bird what would you cook up do you think

the head of a HAMERKOP, the horn of a HORNED GUAN, the bill of an AVOCET, the neck of an ANHINGA, the body of a SPOONBILL, the tail feathers of a PEACOCK, the legs of a DONG TAO CHICKEN, and the feet of a JACANA. NONE OFNTHESE ARE PROPORTIONED THEY ARE THE SAME SIZE AS THEY ARE ON THEIR RESPECTIVE BIRD

[hornpoint]

i was going to PHOTOBASH this together but frankly i am too tired!

[hornpoint]

and bat wings

[abyssalzones]

it was going really well up until I got to the feet

[arda-tourism-board]

We've been getting a lot of complaints about a "Balrog" and we'd like to assure you that the situation is currently in hand

[arda-tourism-board]

We apologise for the inconvenience, but the situation is no longer in hand.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm a big fan of whatever that feeling is when you take your shoes off after a long day of work/being on your feet. it feels good is what I'm saying