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I don’t know what I’m doing but it turned out kinda neat.
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit
@thesummoningdark hello?????
yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me
Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!
Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.
Couple things here, for when you do this to people:
1. if you get the “answer my call” text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL.
They are calling you because they want to have the conversation verbally, and be able to lie later about what they said or didn’t say. Force them to continue via text or email- force them to continue the conversation in writing or not at all.
2. “Lack of 2 weeks notice is unprofessional!” or the other version, “Not providing notice is illegal!”
No it isn’t. Neither is true.
And in the US, all states except Montana are “at will” employment (though you may hear an employer refer to it as “right to work” to make it sound better, it’s the same thing). Sure, at-will employment means they can fire you without cause, BUT! It also means that you are not legally required to give a reason for quitting, or to give notice of any kind.
Is it polite to give notice when you can? Sure. Do bosses expect it? Absolutely. But that does not make you legally required to provide it.
3. The only thing I would change in the worker’s interaction here was their response when initially asked to come in.
Employee: “Hey Mark. Sorry I’m unable to cover the shift tonight because I’m studying for my exam tomorrow.”
Don’t give a reason for your lack of availability. It may be tempting to. You may feel rude if you don’t.
DON’T DO IT.
You do not owe your boss any information about what you do off the clock, and any reason you give will only ever be used against you.
Boss: “Hey I need you to cover Jasper’s shift tonight.”
Employee: “Sorry, I’m not available.”
And leave it at that.
Do not elaborate.
Do not offer additional information.
When you boss asks you to elaborate, because they will, be polite but firm. “With respect, that’s personal. I’m sorry, but I’m unavailable to cover this shift/work late/come in early/etc.”
Be a broken record- you’re unavailable. That’s the only information they need to know, and it’s the only information they have a LEGAL RIGHT to know.
Please stop giving your bosses information they don’t need to know and don’t get to have, because they’re only going to try and use it to fuck you over later.
My job is HR. The above is completely accurate.
Im announcing a program of
Curse exchange
If you are cursed I Will exchange your curse for another curse. Is it worse? Is it better? It's different!
Exchange!
Now your old curse is gone but now there is a word that, if heard or uttered, will cause you to fall into a deep sleep for a whole month.
The word changes every day.
The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.
The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.
Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.
Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.
Im announcing a program of
Curse exchange
If you are cursed I Will exchange your curse for another curse. Is it worse? Is it better? It's different!
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!
Update I have had Pi-Hole successfully installed for two (2) hours and have since learned that 40% of the web traffic in this household went to advertisements. FORTY FUCKING PERCENT. We live in hell. This is the greatest gift I have ever given my family that they will not understand or acknowledge or feel any gratitude for.
Update #2: it was rising all night but the number it finally settled on was...60%. 60% of the web traffic in this household went to advertisements. I can't tell if this high number is bc I live in Silicon Valley and probably am subject to the Algorithmic Internet in ways people outside of Silicon Valley are not or it is normal to have 2/3rds of your web traffic be ads, but it did make me set up a recurring donation of the EFF lmfao.
Okay I have had multiple people ask, so here are the useful websites that me and Beryl used to muddle our way through:
Using Pi-hole and Raspberry Pi (on the Raspberry Pi website, really good overview of what Pi-hole does)
Tumblr-archived Twitter thread about one household's experience with Pi-hole (this is what sold me on it. Also the tweets were published in 2022 and Pi-hole is actively being developed, so I think some of the teething problems he mentioned might have cleared up or are at least being addressed.)
Pi-hole website (gives broad strokes of the software and imho is not actually that helpful, however this proves that I am not making shit up)
Pi-hole documentation (read prerequisites carefully, you do NOT need the newest model of Raspberry Pi to run this thing!! You don't even need a Raspberry Pi at all, you can run it on a bunch of Linux systems however I'm very stupid when it comes to Linux and when my options are install and learn a whole ass new OS or spend $$ on a Raspberry Pi and hook it up to my TV with a wired mouse and keyboard I will unfortunately be spending money)
Privacy International's guide to setting up Pi-hole on a Raspberry Pi (bro this one saved our asses)
You guys can ask me questions if you want but I guarantee I will not know the answers bc I don't know shit about fuck, I just followed the directions and reaped the rewards. It did take us 2 hours to set up bc I'm bad at following directions (and it's kind of complicated if you've been out of the software game for a while like I have), and you do have to be sososo brave about fucking around with your internet provider's configuration. So make sure you eat before you do it!! However it has been so worth it for me so far, given that now all my devices at home are running faster and I'm not seeing any ads while web browsing. We will see what complaints my family comes up with, but I love it so far.
Also!! if you've never heard of Raspberry Pi, which I realize are not all of my followers are lost in the Silicon Valley sauce so you might not have, here's is their website and their page for using Raspberry Pi at home.
(And here is the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a nonprofit that fights for digital privacy, free speech, and innovation, if you, like me, were presented with cold hard data about your personal internet usage and suddenly realized that our internet is fully a dystopia. haha.)
After a few months with pi-hole, I recently switched to AdGuard Home. It was recommended/is co-promoted in a pi-hole discord server, and it seems to be blocking a bit more successfully/consistently for me than the pi-hole did.
I also use Blokada on my phone when I'm not home and have the Windscribe browser extension which includes 10GB of free VPN traffic and has uBlock integrated into it. (AdGuard does technically make things that do this but I like those better; ymmv).
It all takes some setup and tinkering, but I highly, highly recommend taking steps to clear out some of the internet garbage and protect your info.
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
reblog this post to help a child break the law
The Planes That Don't Exist
Right now, as you read this, there are roughly 400 commercial aircraft flying passengers around Russia that, legally speaking, no longer exist.
They take off from Sheremetyevo. They land at Pulkovo. Families board them for holidays to Sochi. Business travellers sleep through the Novosibirsk redeye. The planes are real. The seats are real. The turbulence is extremely real. But according to the London Commercial Court, these aircraft suffered a total loss on 10 March 2022. They are, in insurance terms, gone.
The largest aviation insurance loss in history, and it turns on a question that sounds simple but absolutely isn't: what does it mean to lose something that hasn't been destroyed?
How Do You Lose 400 Planes?
You'd think it'd be difficult. It is not.
When Russia invaded Ukraine in February 2022, the Western sanctions response was fast and broad. EU and UK regulations prohibited leasing aircraft to Russian entities. The lessors, companies like AerCap, the world's largest aircraft leasing firm, were legally required to terminate their leases and get their planes back.
They tried. They issued grounding notices. They sent termination letters. They did everything the contracts said they should do.
Russia's response was blunt. On 10 March 2022, Government Resolution No. 311 banned the export of foreign-leased aircraft. A week later, new legislation let Russian airlines re-register these planes on the Russian civil aviation register, binning the certificates of airworthiness issued by Ireland and Bermuda where most had been registered.
Translation: we're keeping them. Good luck.
The lessors couldn't repossess. The airlines wouldn't return. The Russian state had legislated to make sure of it. Around 500 aircraft, worth north of $10 billion, stuck behind a legal iron curtain.
Dead But Flying
Here's the thing that makes this case genuinely weird. These planes aren't sitting in hangars gathering dust. Russian airlines are operating them daily: domestic routes, international routes, carrying actual passengers and maintained, in a fashion, without Boeing or Airbus support, without legitimate spare parts, without the oversight frameworks that the rest of the world considers fairly important when it comes to keeping commercial aircraft in the air.
The planes are alive in every practical sense. They burn fuel. They accumulate flight hours. They wear out.
But the court says they're dead.
What Does "Lost" Actually Mean?
This landed in the Commercial Court as a mega trial running from October 2024 to January 2025. Six lessors. 147 aircraft. 16 standalone engines. 18 Russian airlines including Aeroflot. Over $4.5 billion in insured value. About 70 barristers. The legal profession's answer to a royal wedding, except everyone's arguing about whether a plane you can see on FlightRadar24 counts as missing.
Mr Justice Butcher's test: as of any given date, was the deprivation of possession, on the balance of probabilities, permanent?
Not "has the plane been destroyed" Not "is it damaged beyond repair" but: are you getting it back?
He concluded the answer became no on 10 March 2022, when GR 311 came into force. From that moment, Russia had legislated against return. The political situation offered no realistic prospect of reversal. The planes were permanently lost, not because they'd ceased to exist, but because the lessors had been permanently deprived of them.
Insurance is comfortable with destruction. A plane crashes, it burns, you count the wreckage and write a cheque. Deprivation without destruction is a different animal entirely. The insured asset is still out there, still functioning, still generating value: just not for you. Does that count as a total loss?
It does. Apparently.
Who Pays? (And Why AerCap Argued Against the Obvious)
Aircraft insurance splits into two buckets: All Risks (AR) cover for the everyday stuff: crashes, mechanical failure, ground damage and War Risks (WR) cover for the geopolitical stuff: confiscation, seizure, detention by government order.
Justice Butcher ruled this was a war risk loss. Russian government action. Restraint. Detention. Open and shut, you'd think.
Except AerCap, the biggest claimant, actually argued it was an all-risks loss. Why would you fight to get your claim categorised as something it plainly isn't?
Money. AerCap's war risk cover was capped at $1.2 billion against a total loss of about $2.1 billion. Their all-risks policy had no such cap. If you can squeeze a war into the "all risks" bucket, you get paid in full. If you can't, you eat a billion-dollar shortfall.
They couldn't. The court held it was war risks, end of. AerCap recovered just over $1 billion: ok, not nothing, but roughly half what they'd lost. The insurance architecture, designed when nobody thought a G20 nation would nationalise 500 planes overnight, left a gap you could fly a 737 through. Which, ironically, someone in Russia is probably doing right now.
The Grip of the Peril
I love this one. Partly because it sounds like a le Carré title, partly because it's doing more heavy lifting than almost any other doctrine in insurance law right now.
Some war risk insurers had exercised review clauses to cancel their Russia cover before 10 March 2022. Their argument was clean: the loss happened after we'd cancelled. No policy, no claim. Sorry about your planes.
The lessors' response: grip of the peril. If an insured peril takes hold during the policy period, if it closes around you, then it doesn't matter that the final blow lands after the policy expires. The peril had you in its grip while the cover was live. What followed was inevitable.
Justice Butcher agreed. The Russian aviation authority had told airlines not to return aircraft as early as 5 March. GR 311 just formalised what was already happening. The peril had the lessors in its grip well before the insurers pulled the plug.
This doctrine was relatively obscure before COVID. Justice Butcher himself built it out in the Stonegate pub closure case. Now it's load-bearing for billions in aviation claims. One of those quiet legal principles that nobody outside a courtroom cares about until suddenly it's the only thing standing between you and an uninsured loss the size of a small country's GDP.
What Happens Next
It's not over. Not even close.
Chubb, Fidelis and Lloyd's have permission to appeal. The Court of Appeal gets to decide whether Butcher was right on the war risk classification and the grip of the peril, and given there are billions riding on it, expect this to be fought hard.
There's a second wave coming too. The Operator Policy claims: under the Russian airlines' own insurance, which lessors can access through cut-through clauses, goes to trial in October 2026. Under Russian law. A different legal system applying different principles to the same facts. That should be fun.
And then the reinsurance cascade. Primary insurers pay out, claim from reinsurers, who claim from retrocessionaires, in the great chain of risk transfer that makes the whole market work. Every link is a potential fight.
The Bit That Keeps Me Up at Night
These aircraft are being flown without manufacturer support. No legitimate spare parts. No approved maintenance programmes. Russian airlines are cannibalising grounded planes for parts to keep the rest airborne. The airworthiness certificates that any Western regulator would want to see were suspended years ago.
At some point, one of these planes is going to have a maintenance-related incident. It's not pessimism, it's statistics. And when it happens, the liability question will be unlike anything the market has seen. Who's responsible for the airworthiness of a plane that was taken by government order, maintained outside every international framework, and flown on a registration that the original certifying authority doesn't recognise?
Nobody knows. But a lot of lawyers are going to find out.
The $10 Billion Question
Can insurance handle losses caused not by physical destruction but by geopolitical impossibility?
The answer, for now, is yes but painfully, slowly, and with spectacular argument about who absorbs the hit. And the permanence question the court resolved isn't unique to planes in Russia. It applies to any asset, anywhere, that becomes unreachable because the political ground shifts under it.
Look at the world right now and tell me this is the last time it'll happen.
The planes are still flying. The insurance says they're gone. Somewhere in that gap is the future of geopolitical risk transfer, and if the insurance market can't figure out how to price it properly, the next $10 billion surprise is just a government resolution away. Until next week! Rob
Source: The Planes That Don't Exist
Huh they have insurance that explicitly covers certain forces majeure. But of course it is capped because it is too correlated to fully insure.
I learned a new concept
Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)
Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.
Oh neat the first time I heard of the concept the guy described it to me as "catastrophic functionality".
He was talking about it in the context of designing robots that would go in and stop nuclear reactor meltdowns, something that would 100% destroy the robot, but they would be designed to keep functioning and fighting the meltdown for as long as possible. He had some designs where over 80% of the robot has died and it was functionally dragging its corpse around by its one working arm because one more minute of functionality might save thousands.
I've been having a few bad years mental health wise, and thinking about those robots a lot .
This is also why NASA missions usually keep going so long after schedule. They are *masters* of graceful degradation, able to keep machines limping along on minimal power and after sustaining heavy damage
Trying to get your code to raise a specific exception to debug it and getting some other fuckass exception instead:
Realizing the other exception says "This should never happen, debug only.":
Three Robert Tinney artworks, available as Intusoft wallpapers. Not sure when Intusoft comissioned or bought them... early 90s perhaps.
Important question: How far away is the nearest Floppy Disk to you?
I am using one right now
At arms length, a few seconds away
They can be hunted down somewhere in my house
They do not nest here, but I can easily visit someone with access to them
Locally extinct, but they can be found in a museum less than an hour away
It has been a while since I last saw a Floppy Disk
I have never seen a Floppy Disk in person before
I cannot comprehend Floppy Disk
This is [obscure data storage medium] erasure
Whoa! That's a lot of responses. This poll also ended ages ago. You remember what happened last time though, so at the risk of taking a silly post seriously, let's analyse the responses. "It has been a while since I last saw a Floppy Disk" won the majority at 34.4%, or roughly ~2,114 respondents - more than the amount of people who voted on my previous retrotech poll.
"They can be hunted down somewhere in my house" takes second place ~1542 respondents. If you haven't yet, it may be a good time to check for signs of floppy disk infestation. Here are some associated comments.
"They do not nest here, but I can easily visit someone with access to them" ranks third, totalling about ~1,032 respondents. There are certainly some ...interesting... ways in which floppy disks are still present in the lives of people you know. Here's some commentary.
"I have never seen a Floppy Disk in person before" comes in at fourth, with a frankly astonishing ~608 respondents. I hope that you get to experience the joy and frustration of using floppy disks some time soon. Here's a few related tags.
"Locally extinct, but they can be found in a museum less than an hour away" was right down the middle at the fifth most popular response, with about ~461 respondents. My wording was a little odd, but nice to see people who have at least witnessed the glory of the floppy disk in some vague way.
"At arms length, a few seconds away" marks the start of the outliers in sixth place, with only ~252 respondents. In their defense, not all of them are mutuals of mine. A few comments.
"I cannot comprehend Floppy Disk" appears at seventh place, with roughly 67 respondents. Slightly concerning.
"This is [obscure data storage medium] erasure" is second to last with roughly ~43 respondents. While floppy disks are certainly present in their lives, there are so many other storage mediums to look out for!
"I am using one right now" appears dead last, with only ~24 respondents. Nice to see that they are still being put to use, even in slightly unconventional ways.
It's interesting to see just how scant the presence of he floppy disk is in the lives of many of you. For so many, they have been just about completely excised from your lives. But despite it all, there's still plenty of people still willing to listen to the clicks and whirs of a floppy disk drive seeking and reading some disks.
As always, thank you for participating in this VIDIBIT computer-aided enrichment activity.
To have one (relatively) high-effort post on my new blog, as a display server as a window manager enthusiast I've always been interested in other paradigms for window management, which is why stuff like Niri's scrolling and "zoomable window managers" (Eagle Mode, Pipeworld) are so interesting. So I was thinking, what's another way to deal with multiple windows on a screen—make them change shape! I know it'd probably be a mess to code, but I've always felt non-rectangular window shapes have so much potential that's never been realized.
Presenting the concept of a "shaping window manager". It lets you drag windows around like a floating WM, but keeps all of them fully visible like a tiling WM.
As a web developer I am shaking and crying and sobbing and throwing up the thought of this I'm sorry. Responsive design is getting out of hand
kill me now
NOTHING! IT'S POWERED BY PURE MAGIC!
From the replies:
"The Space Command is a product of mechanical engineering rather than electrical. By pressing a button on the remote, you set off a spring-loaded hammer that strikes a solid aluminum rod in the device, which then rings out at an ultrasonic frequency. Each button has a different length rod, thus a different high-frequency tone, which triggers a circuit connected to a microphone in the television to finish the command. " (https://boingboing.net/2023/08/03/the-magic-of-the-original-zenith-remote-control.html)
yeah it's great.
Traditional (1970s-2010s) IR remotes are flashlights Modern smart remotes are radios The Zenith Space Command is a glockenspiel
curious if this accords with people's other intuitions about self-naming customs on the internet. it seems like, if i had to describe the phenomenon of (some?) durable pseudonymous online identities, it would be that they often have the following properties:
people often experiment with a variety of screennames until they settle on one they like. they then may re-use this screenname across multiple platforms either just because coming up with a new one is a pain, or because they want some continuity of identity that is separable from their legal/meatspace name. this can facilitate self-promotion, or just connecting with online friends from other spaces.
sometimes they create a screenname separate from their real name because there is a social need to separate online and offline identities (e.g., they would be embarrassed, or it would be unprofessional for the two to mix); or it can be because of online safety concerns (doxxing, harassment); or it can be just because that is the default practice of the space they are in (e.g., patterns of real-name use on Twitter vs Tumblr)
screennames are single names. they might be shortened, but aside from these informal shortenings, they are treated as consisting of a single unit
screennames are often not capitalized the way proper names are, because (software frequently being case sensitive), the capitalization structure may be part of the name--"big_jimbo" is unlikely to be called "Big Jimbo"; he might be called "jimbo" or "big" if the screenname is shortened, but probably not "Jimbo" or "Big."
even when screennames are carried over into other contexts (e.g., as with the author Sam Hughes being published under his online identity "qntm"), this capitalization pattern tends to be preserved. arguably, it would be just as affected to capitalize an uncapitalized screenname in this context ("Qntm") as it would be to deliberately uncapitalize a usually-capitalized name of the traditional type ("e e cummings," "bell hooks")
a screenname in this respect functions differently than an online pseudonym that resembles a traditional name, e.g., if your name is Harold Jones and you go by Gerald Smith online, "Gerald Smith" would operate according to the rules of a traditional nom-de-plume.
screennames of the form real name + garbage characters added to produce a unique identifier are much less liable to be treated like screennames, or to be deployed consistently across platforms; JackieSmith1993 might be JackieSmith_1993, JackieSmith93, jackie_smith_2, or whatever else she needs to be to have a name that recognizably contains "Jackie Smith" on various platforms, and that's the part of the handle that will be treated as salient by others.