Well, that happened.

Lily, 30s, queer, she/her, ReallyLilyReally on AO3, generally a huge problem.

[reallylilyreally]

Fic masterlist

Here be a full accounting of my fic endeavours (ReallyLilyReally on AO3)

Hockey RPF

folie a trois (series) (Dylan Strome/Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid)

1. wishes three

2. middleman

care and keeping of (Jack Hughes/Nico Hischier)

plausible deniability/the idiot defence (series) (Trevor Zegras/Jamie Drysdale)

1. severe error of judgement

2. some sort of redemptive something

room free, no smokers, no pets (Denver Barkey POV) (Trevor Zegras/Jamie Drysdale)

five for fighting (series) (Ryan Leonard/Tom Wilson) (past-ish BC Line Polycule)

1. in the soft parts

2. something kinda wrong with you (something kinda sexy bout it)

Masters of the Air

second string (series) (Canon era, Brady/DeMarco)

1. nine mothers sons

2. breathe through the bruises

3. better than flying

4. in tune, in time

5. the home your heart built

6. wild & wilder (in-universe John Egan/Gale Cleven/Marge Spencer)

7. ground control (in-universe Jack Kidd POV)

proximal damage (series) (canon era, Blakely/Douglass, Everett Blakely/Margaret Blakely

1. at your heels

2. at your feet

3. at arm's length

say it (like we're coming for you) (canon era, canon divergent, MotA/BoB crossover, Clegan, Winnix, Winters/Nixon/Talbert, Brady/DeMarco, DeMarco/Speirs)

Band of Brothers

go farther in hope (series) (canon era, multiple ships) (joint project with @escrivoir)

1. all the strangest things keep happening (Canon era, Winters/Nixon/Talbert) (joint project with @escrivoir)

2. the sound of a soul in tune (canon era, Muck/Penkala/Malarkey)

3. parts of me unspoken (canon era, Babe/Roe)

Pulling heartbreak out of hats (series) (Canon era, Winters/Nixon/Talbert)

1. Break everything but patterns

2. Like that's something we could be

3. Moving backwards (just to move forwards)

4. Let's call this the calm

5. A universe that you can live in

6. Little better than the one

7. Tough luck (in-universe Luz/Speirs)

8. There it goes (in-universe Webgott)

In the desert again (series) (AU - Iraq War, Winnix)

1. A compass and a weapon

2. Cannot win this war

The Man on the Mountain (Canon era, gen)

The Pacific

If you try sometimes you just might find (series) (AU - Iraq War, Hilldane, Sledgefu)

1. The Long Roadtrip Home

2. Beyond the usual

3. We are trying to accomplish something

4. Nice day for a

5. Waylaid

[reallylilyreally]

intercept, intersect 7/?

Oct 2022 - Aug 2023

The season starts, and Leon and Davo are both desperately pretending - to themselves and each other and everyone else - that they’re not a lot more focused on Washington Capitals hockey than they should be. It’s not that Leon cares more about how Dylan’s doing than the Oilers, but-

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[lesbiandarvey]

hes so cute hes like 🙄😑

[thepeacefulgarden]

[thememedaddy]

[victusinveritas]

[basilone]

[animentality]

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[wheretheriverends]

relevant xkcd

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[dogpuppy]

[gums]

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

[loveridden1999]

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something