"Untitled"

There's no method to my madness. If anyone from my real world were to find this....I'm pretty sure I would be thoroughly embarrassed.

[howdy]

whoops, my 10 minute study break turned into an entire semester

[the-dancing-ood]

Whoever decided green gummy candies should be sour apple now instead of lime is a dirty, dirty bastard. There is nothing worse than trying to combine yellow and green skittles to make lemon-lime goodness and then you are suprised with sour-freakin-apple.

[unearly]

if you want a girlfriend who will watch netflix with you all day, steal all your sweaters, eats all your junk food, and is slightly emotionally unstable lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE

[fitriafiera]

[mllesouthernbelle]

I love how he goes from Tom to Draco so quickly

[pbsdigitalstudios]

Everything you ACTUALLY need to know about ebola. Specifically the last gif. 

[itsokaytobesmart]

SPECIFICALLY THE LAST GIF

Watch the full video here:

[thewinchestercave]

Misha’s face is sunshine and puppies. Pass it on. (x)

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

Only white people can ride a bike without people thinking they don’t have a car

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Lmfaooo man if you aint struck gold with this post idk what it is.

[the-dancing-ood]

You obviously don't live in central California....

[marshalmallow]

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

[ambyo]

I don’t know who made this but this is pure gold

[happiest]

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

[the-dancing-ood]

You know the odds are pretty good that at least one of them is pooping.

[patientlights]

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

I keep forgetting Im like an adult and not 16….like…I can tell my parents no….they don’t own me…..but I still live under their roof and they pay for my insurance and phone so it’s like…..awkward….I’m free….but not because I’m poor

[ultimecia-deactivated20170507]

[glowpinkstah-deactivated2019021]

jk;FJDKLS;FJALS;JFLA;SJK;

[snerky]

incredible

[number-one-mollusc-fan-deactiva]

holy shit

[zoomwitch]

look at this

[vampirewknd]

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[tenpointsforgriffindor69-deacti]

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

[coveredinsnow-]

[hahayeahiamthefword]

[burningbrighterstill]

PREACH