‘‘You’ve gone cheekier. Love it. Not that I think your new profession is all that great for yourself. I won’t meddle into that.’‘ Colin was honest on all grounds, both hesitant and excited and, on top of everything, trying not to judge.
‘‘You’re doing a terrible job at not being creepy, Jon,’‘ he sighed out like a nostalgic. ‘‘You should stop checking up on people in their dreams. You might not be my biggest dream anymore, I’m afraid. And it’s awkward.’‘
The mention of Delphina was met with warmth in his eyes, though he didn’t condone or even understand all that was (still?) going on between them. ‘’I mean, what could you have done? Kept her a prisoner in a tower?’’ He laughed briefly, to state that as the most ridiculous thing in an almost forced, induced manner. Not that he would ever suspect that joke to be serious when it came to Jon.
He knew it was a terrible idea. Mathematically, Jonathan Marks was an unstable murderer with incredible powers. Still, he reminded Colin of his Hogwarts period, which was his craziest and most shameless one. What came next was almost asked for. He knew that Jon’s ego was going to survive this and even play the game with a great comeback. He at least hoped for it. ‘’If you’re asking me indirectly, Jonathan, if I’m still sleeping with your - um, wife, right? - I can’t answer that. It’s personal.‘’ His smile spoke a silent, not apologetic but hopeful sorry. ‘’Wait, you know about the book club? Merlin, Jon, have you been hiding under the table all along?’’
Jon claimed cheeky and creepy with a passive smirk. He would have said he’d predicted every tick of Colin’s response, called him simple to figure out, but, in reality, it was a pleasant surprise, Colin’s ease with him and, to an extent, the reverse.
“I didn’t say I had been checking on your dreams. You say I’m not the biggest feature anymore, but it is, unfortunately, telling that was the first assumption as if you’d seen me recently, something I’d rather not dig into for my own comfort.” Jon undoubtedly had gone cheekier as his old friend had said, because even those words were pitched with amusement, not the old undercurrent of defensive disgust. “I may have checked on you once or twice that way though.”
“Not a tower, no.” He didn’t so much as twitch a smile at Colin’s forced laugh. “Did she tell you much about the months she spent with me on the run? I made a few miscalculations. I would do better if given another chance. I’ve told her so.” It was gravely upsetting he hadn’t seen her tonight.
“I was not.” Jon annunciated every word. His humor wasn’t that good and he felt wetness that said his nose was beginning to bleed as he stared Colin down. It was a long second frozen, then he pinched the bridge of his nose briefly as he shook his head as if simply in annoyance and not making sure the blood wasn’t going to run out of it and make him obvious, and came back with a smile of too many teeth that didn’t reach his eyes, ignoring the previous staredown and giving Colin some version of the comeback that was supposed to enter into male banter when both sides were too secure and knew each other too well to get offended. ‘’I suppose it’s fair. I didn’t confirm whether I’d ever slept with yours.” He was the one forcing a chuckle now and it sounded like he’d never even heard one before. The intensity he’d tried to shake off settled again, Jon truly unable to let the joke slide and move on despite knowing better than to show anger or look unstable tonight. He kept his tone low, about all he could do. “If I ever thought you had slept with Delphina, I would flay the skin from your body, strip by strip. I would grow plants inside your lungs while you were still alive and let them burst from your throat. Not the most intimidating death threat, I’m aware, but it would offer a sense of completion since I’ve set murder scenes by air, fire, and water, and burying you alive would be less satisfying since I would not get to watch. That would not be the end, but I do have to contain even the hypothetical right now. Just say you understand.” He wiped the blood from his upper lip and summoned a napkin. Unfortunate he had reacted that way. He was already berating himself.
“Not under the table, but sometimes at a few you occupied.” After he’d gotten to complete his outburst, he was jovial again, though still more muted than before.