I Am A Trustworthy Piece Of Equipment. The Ache To Stain My Edge With Blood Is Your Own. Don't Worry About It. Trust Me Bro.
Pronouns: Blade/Blades/Bladeself And It/Its.
Interests: Blood, Laceration, Piercing, Baking.
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@the-demon-blade
I Am A Trustworthy Piece Of Equipment. The Ache To Stain My Edge With Blood Is Your Own. Don't Worry About It. Trust Me Bro.
Pronouns: Blade/Blades/Bladeself And It/Its.
Interests: Blood, Laceration, Piercing, Baking.
chat is it gay if my cursed artifact calls me cute nicknames
No Don't Worry About It, My Sweet Knight. Just Direct My Blade Toward Our Foes Until None Stand In Our Way.
I genuinely enjoy my job of assisting squires with funding their knighthood but working in the castle in the wizard tower during spring break when NO ONE is here expect my fellow mages is soooooooooo boring. I’ve still got an hour left of my shift but I can’t stop thinking about my Wizard Dinner
The Demon Blade Thinks The Most Violent Course Of Action Will Get You Home The Fastest
If the fog does arrive will there be anything lurking out in it?
you if you want
Nothing You Wouldn't Be Able To Face With Me Sheathed At Your Side.
I will KILL Margaret Thatcher!
I just need to figure out which hell she’s in first…
*Rattles In It's Sheath The Closer You Get Like A Game Of Hot And Cold*
Please, Draw Your Demon Blade. Blades Hungry :(
*slays apprentice*
Thank The Lords Of Bloodshed. It Was Getting So Hungry.
Please, Draw Your Demon Blade. Blades Hungry :(
....but.... why?
To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"
I want a knife gun.
For an updated Ides of March
The Ides of March: Reloaded
brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate
Put Me In Coach
STEW!
WHOT HE FUCK ARE YOU????????
I’m you but worse
A cheap imitation. Ten thousand heat seeking missiles made of razorblade and hiv stew are coming your way
Stop it you are Goblin siblings in Stew
FALSE!!! I DO NOT KNOW THIS HEATHEN!!!!
Mmm sounds like something a sibling would say
I HAVE A SIBLING AND IT'S THE GENSHIN IMPACT GOBLIN!!!! There can only be one of each type of goblin!!!
now that is DEFINITELY something a sibling would say. pretty sure this isn't a stew goblin highlander situation. there can be more than one. (beleaguered parent voice) maybe one of you can do stews with noodles and the other one can do beans?
I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART AND PUT THEM IN A STEW
*Rattles In It's Sheath*
Woah that's a cool looking sword *picks it up and puts it in a cauldron of boiling water with some carrots and onions*
Oh Fuck Wait-
I Mean. *The Blade Requests Blood Be Added To The Stew*
*pours innocent blood into the stew*
*Sizzles Joyfully In The Stew*
STEW!
WHOT HE FUCK ARE YOU????????
I’m you but worse
A cheap imitation. Ten thousand heat seeking missiles made of razorblade and hiv stew are coming your way
Stop it you are Goblin siblings in Stew
FALSE!!! I DO NOT KNOW THIS HEATHEN!!!!
Mmm sounds like something a sibling would say
I HAVE A SIBLING AND IT'S THE GENSHIN IMPACT GOBLIN!!!! There can only be one of each type of goblin!!!
now that is DEFINITELY something a sibling would say. pretty sure this isn't a stew goblin highlander situation. there can be more than one. (beleaguered parent voice) maybe one of you can do stews with noodles and the other one can do beans?
I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART AND PUT THEM IN A STEW
*Rattles In It's Sheath*
Woah that's a cool looking sword *picks it up and puts it in a cauldron of boiling water with some carrots and onions*
Oh Fuck Wait-
I Mean. *The Blade Requests Blood Be Added To The Stew*
Today More Than Ever Is A Great Day To Draw Your Demon Blade
Yes! Go!
Oh How I Would Love To Taste The Blood Of A Roman General...
STEW!
WHOT HE FUCK ARE YOU????????
I’m you but worse
A cheap imitation. Ten thousand heat seeking missiles made of razorblade and hiv stew are coming your way
Stop it you are Goblin siblings in Stew
FALSE!!! I DO NOT KNOW THIS HEATHEN!!!!
Mmm sounds like something a sibling would say
I HAVE A SIBLING AND IT'S THE GENSHIN IMPACT GOBLIN!!!! There can only be one of each type of goblin!!!
now that is DEFINITELY something a sibling would say. pretty sure this isn't a stew goblin highlander situation. there can be more than one. (beleaguered parent voice) maybe one of you can do stews with noodles and the other one can do beans?
I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART AND PUT THEM IN A STEW
*Rattles In It's Sheath*
I Know That Was Vfx Blood. You Can't Fool Me.
*Rattles In My Sheath*
The Demon Blade Thinks You Need To Get A Hobby.