thief'n, stealin, taking what's not yours

I am a thing, also the detector stealer pfp by @fourryxx, background by @thatbloxxor

[the-detector-stealer]

Don't you know...

...how to greet a new friend...?

I am the detector stealer of course

Though for convenience sake you may call me "orbit/orb"

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[oero-fo-gnik]

I dont need tags for this to get 10k notes

(actually 10k is too ambitious imma just go for 2k thankksss)

[oero-fo-gnik]

LETS GET LOUDDD LETS GET LOUUDDD!!!!!!!!

IF THIS GETS 10K I’LL SING AND DRAW SOMETHING AND BE YOUR LITTLE JESTER OR SOME SHIIIIIHHHHHHHTTTTT :PPPP

LETS GET LOUD LETS GET LOOOUDDD DON’T YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUUUNDDD LETS GET LOUD!!!!!!!!

[the-detector-stealer]

And yet another note, to add my 2 cents

[weedleysnumberonefan]

The fact that I'm afraid to even EXIST on this website baffles me.

[the-detector-stealer]

I haven't known you very long, but im sure you're a wonderful person, i would be delighted to see what interesting things your mind conjours up, even if its surface level jokes or little sketches or what have you, always remember that there are people who love you here, after all, you've got a whole group of friends!

[weedleysnumberonefan]

<333333333333

god, you're gonna make me cry

[the-detector-stealer]

I can only hope those are tears of joy

[stay-the-knight]

[the-detector-stealer]

Consider me amused

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[the-detector-stealer]

Those colors really grackle

[weedleysnumberonefan]

The fact that I'm afraid to even EXIST on this website baffles me.

[the-detector-stealer]

I haven't known you very long, but im sure you're a wonderful person, i would be delighted to see what interesting things your mind conjours up, even if its surface level jokes or little sketches or what have you, always remember that there are people who love you here, after all, you've got a whole group of friends!

[aurpiment]

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

I drew fanart.

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[the-detector-stealer]

I wouldn't mind if I saw some people rocking this, I'd think its cool

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[the-detector-stealer]

This just makes sense, im surprised it's not already like this

[bovineblogger]

the way yaks move is so like... graceful and fluid. im like actually obsessed

[chiamydrink]

I can BARELY click the link,,,,, what is this

[the-detector-stealer]

Its a video of a yak on top of a pile of hay bales inside of some round structure, and the recorder asks "how'd you get up there" the yak then gracefully climbed down and ran away, they then said "answered that question", end video

[daily-kris-pronouns-reminder]

Wait I forgot what pronouns are again aren’t they like the Y and the M????????????

[the-detector-stealer]

Also im pretty sure I was following, what happened?

[daily-kris-pronouns-reminder]

Wait I forgot what pronouns are again aren’t they like the Y and the M????????????

[the-detector-stealer]

Hmm, I keep getting these in the tumblr tv thingies, and not my main feed, how strange

[the-detector-stealer]

It is happening again, stay aware, the bots are coming

Usually they will have two words and then either arts or art, but you should still check for unusual behavior, as i have seen users with a similar naming scheme and they were real, but follow these rules:

Don't tell them what is wrong with the profile, the more wrong they are, the easier they are to suss out

Consider complimenting the very wrong ones, it will make them worse at hiding

But most importantly, mess with them, mabye stick with a gimmick like only responding with stuff relating to peaches, as an example

[the-detector-stealer]

I found what you r..

Those are just detectors, metal detectors to be specific, they steal nothing, the closest thing to stealing they do is finding "steel"

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

[the-detector-stealer]

I also feel, though I feel like this is a fault of parenting, but I have learned to not learn from them and find my own personality (because they were trying to control who I was) but even then, I still fall for the pits they set

[omghotmemes]

It’s water over the bridge

[phoenix]

A bridge over troubled highways.

[the-detector-stealer]

Its been "when the turns have tabled" for so long I almost forgot that it was not the original

[frailbug]

so true

[the-detector-stealer]

No actually, take your time, this is poorly worded advice, what should really be said is: if your opportunity is now, and there won't be one for a long time, take it for yourself, enjoy it while it lasts and when its gone, reminisce in joy, time spent in joy is not time wasted, resources spent in joy is not wasted either, happiness is a nutrient that cannot be had too much of, let the world know just how happy you are, and seek only the joy of others, not hate (im looking at you ragebaiters, fools you are)