c'est la fucking vie

"what are you?" "to define is to limit"

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cikero]

Actually in tears because of this stupid image

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seriously awesome

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[loveridden1999]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[segamascott]