Pimp By Association

Bitchin

[beachdeath]

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[dexflexington]

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

[nestlesnipes-deactivated2022112]

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[living-deadx-girlx]

Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

[victordeadlock]

[bruhx10]

I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[leochingkwaked]

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[recovering-and-healing]

Mental Illness is like internal bleeding. No one knows how much it really hurts until it kills you.

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[sugarless-gum]

[labella-instagram]

[pickleston]

[dankmemeuniversity]